12 The Truth About Officer Spence

12 The Truth About Officer Spence Dr. Brad climbed up on the stage. He's an old guy with frizzy hair and a cane. He talks funny.* "I know vye he deed eet," Dr. Brad said. "Vye?" asked Mr. Klutz. "I mean, why? Why did he do it?" Dr. Brad put his arm around Officer Spence's shoulder. Officer Spence looked all sad. "Ven you ver a leetle boy, you vatched thee brave policemen on thee television and in zee movies, yes?" "Yes," said Officer Spence. "They ver heroes to you, yes?" "Yes."

关于斯宾塞警官的真相 布拉德爬上了舞台。 他是个老家伙，头发卷曲，拄着拐杖。 他说话很有趣。“我知道他是怎么做到的。” 布莱德说。“什么？”克鲁兹先生问。 “我是说，为什么？他为什么要这样做？”博士。 布拉德用胳膊搂住斯宾塞警官的肩膀。 斯宾塞警官看上去很伤心。 “即使你还是个小男孩，你也在电视上和电影里看到过勇敢的警察，对吗？”“是的，”斯宾塞警官说。 “他们是你心目中的英雄，对吗？”“是的。”

"And you vanted to grow up and become like von of zem, fighting crime, yes?" "Yes." "But zee boys und girls at our school are so nice, zer eez no crime to fight here, yes? So you decided to invent some crime, yes? And zen you vould be zee beeg hero, yes?" "Yes," said Officer Spence. He was whimpering now, like a kid who lost his dog or something. "Tell me about your childhood," Dr. Brad said. "It vasn't happy, no?" "No." "Somezing bad happened to you ven you ver a leetle boy, yes?"

“你想长大后成为冯·泽姆那样的人，打击犯罪，是吗？”“是的。” “但是我们学校的男孩和女孩都很好，在这里打架没有犯罪，对吧？” 所以你决定编造一些罪行，是吗？ 你会成为一个英雄，对吗？”“是的，”斯宾塞警官说。 他现在在呜咽，像个丢了狗的孩子。 “跟我说说你的童年吧。” 布莱德说。“它不快乐，不是吗？”“没有。” “当你还是个小男孩的时候，就发生了不幸的事，是吗？”

"Yes." "Eet vas somezing with peanut butter, yes?" "Yes!" "Mommy vouldn't geeve you peanut butter, vould she?" "It's true! It's all true!" Officer Spence whimpered. He was totally crying now. "Mommy wouldn't let me have peanut butter. All the other kids had peanut butter every day. But my mommy wouldn't give it

“是的。”“给我来点花生酱，好吗？”“是的!”“妈妈不会给你花生酱吧？”“这是真的!都是真的！”斯宾塞警官呜咽着说。 他现在完全哭了。 “妈妈不让我吃花生酱。 其他孩子每天都吃花生酱。 但是我妈妈不给

to me. Ever! Why? Why? Why?" Wow, Dr. Brad should be in the gifted and talented program! He had Officer Spence sobbing and blubbering all over the stage. And we got to see it live and in person. Mr. Klutz handed Officer Spence a tissue, and he blew his nose into it. Well, I mean, he just blew his nose. If you blew your nose into a tissue, your nose would fall off. You'd have a tissue with a nose in it. And a hole in your face. That would be weird. "And how did you feel ven Mommy vouldn't geeve you zee peanut butter?" Dr. Brad asked. "Angry," Officer Spence said. "Hurt. I had to eat jelly sandwiches with no peanut butter. I hate jelly sandwiches! All I wanted was a little peanut butter on my sandwich. Was that too much to ask? But Mommy

给我。!为什么?为什么?为什么?”哇,博士。 布拉德应该进天才班！他让斯宾塞警官在台上哭个不停。 而且我们还能亲眼看到。 克鲁茨先生递给斯宾塞警官一张纸巾，他对着纸巾擤了擤鼻子。 我是说，他刚擤了鼻涕。 如果你用纸巾擤鼻涕，你的鼻子就会掉下来。 你会有一张带鼻子的纸巾。 脸上有个洞。那会很奇怪。 “即使妈妈不给你花生酱，你有什么感觉？”博士。 布拉德问。“很生气，”斯宾塞警官说。 ”伤害。我只能吃没有花生酱的果冻三明治。 我讨厌果冻三明治！我只想在三明治上加点花生酱。 这个要求是不是太过分了？但是妈妈

wouldn't give it to me! Boo hoo!" "And zat eez vye you took zee sandwiches, yes?" "Yes. I'm sorry," Officer Spence said. "I didn't mean to. I won't do it anymore. And I'll stop carving peanut butter sculptures in my basement, too." "You carve peanut butter sculptures in your basement?" asked Mr. Klutz. Yuck. Disgusting! I thought I was gonna throw up. Officer Spence wiped his eyes and blew his nose again. Sheesh, get a grip! That guy is a bigger crybaby than Emily. "There, there," Mr. Klutz said as he gave Officer Spence a hug. "Everything is going to be all right." "Zees man does not need to go to jail," said Dr. Brad. "He needs help." "We'll get him the help he needs," said

不会给我的！嘘!”“你拿了三个三明治，对吗？”“是的。 我很抱歉，”斯宾塞警官说。 “我不是故意的。我不会再这么做了。 我也不会再在地下室雕刻花生酱雕塑了。” “你在地下室雕刻花生酱雕塑？”克鲁茨问道。 讨厌的东西。真恶心!我以为我要吐了。 斯宾塞警官擦了擦眼睛，又擤了擤鼻子。 嘿，控制一下！那家伙比艾米丽还爱哭。 “好了，好了，”克鲁茨一边说，一边给了斯宾塞一个拥抱。 “一切都会好起来的。” “这个人不需要进监狱。” 布莱德。“他需要帮助。”“我们会给他所需的帮助，”他说

Mr. Klutz. Dr. Brad and Mr. Klutz put their arms around Officer Spence, and together they walked away into the sunset. Well, they didn't really walk away into the sunset. In the movies, people always walk away into the sunset at the end. That would have been cool, except that it was three o'clock in the afternoon. And even though we call it the all-purpose room, watching the sunset isn't one of the purposes. If you're going to have a happy ending, you should always schedule it around sunset in a place where you can actually walk into it. It didn't matter, because that's when the bell rang. It was time to go home! We all rushed out the door, screaming our heads off. My mom was waiting in the car for me, because I had to go to the dentist after

傻瓜先生。布拉德医生和克鲁茨先生搂着斯宾塞警官，两人一起走进夕阳中。 他们并没有真的走进夕阳里。 在电影中，人们总是在最后走进夕阳。 要不是当时是下午三点，那就太酷了。 尽管我们称它为多功能房间，但看日落并不是它的目的之一。 如果你想要一个快乐的结局，你应该把它安排在日落左右，在一个你可以真正走进它的地方。 没关系，因为就在这时，铃声响了。 该回家了！我们都冲出门去，尖叫得要命。 我妈妈在车里等我，因为我要去看牙医