11 Skippy and Jif Save the Day

11 Skippy and Jif Save the Day Officer Spence was about to name the peanut butter and jelly bandit when we heard this loud grinding noise. It sounded like it was coming from under the stage. Then there was a banging noise. BANG! BANG! BANG! And then, right next to Officer Spence, this thing popped up from under the stage! It was tan-colored, and it looked like a balloon or a beach ball or something. "A tan-colored beach ball is coming through the floor!" I hollered. "No, I think it's a giant sea serpent!" yelled Ryan. "It looks like an enormous lightbulb!"

斯宾塞警官正要说出花生酱和果冻强盗的名字时，我们听到了一声巨大的磨擦声。 那声音听起来像是从舞台下面传来的。 然后是一声撞击声。 砰!砰!砰!然后，就在斯宾塞警官旁边，这个东西从舞台下面冒了出来！它是棕褐色的，看起来像一个气球或沙滩球之类的东西。 “一个棕褐色的沙滩球正从地板上钻出来！”我大声喊道。 “不，我想那是一条巨大的海蛇！”瑞恩喊道。 “它看起来像一个巨大的灯泡！”

shouted Michael. "Run for your lives!" screamed Neil the nude kid. But then we all realized that the thing that was coming up through the floor wasn't a balloon or a beach ball or a giant sea serpent or an enormous lightbulb. You'll never believe in a million hundred years what it was. It was Mr. Klutz's shiny bald head! Our principal, Mr. Klutz, climbed out from under the stage. He was wearing a prison uniform. "Hooray for Mr. Klutz!" all the teachers shouted. Coming up right behind Mr. Klutz was our vice principal, Mrs. Jafee! She was wearing a prison uniform, too, and she had two dogs with her.

迈克尔喊道。“逃命！”裸体小孩尼尔尖叫道。 但后来我们都意识到，从地板上爬上来的东西不是气球，也不是沙滩球，也不是巨大的海蛇，也不是巨大的灯泡。 你永远也不会相信那是什么。 是克鲁茨先生闪亮的光头！我们的校长，克鲁茨先生，从舞台下面爬了出来。 他穿着囚服。 “为克鲁茨先生欢呼！”所有的老师都喊道。 紧跟在克鲁茨先生后面的是我们的副校长，杰菲夫人！她也穿着囚服，还带着两条狗。

"We thought you were in jail!" shouted Michael. "We were in jail, you betcha," Mrs. Jafee said. "We tunneled out using our yogurt spoons." "I'm starved," said Mr. Klutz. "Does anybody have any yogurt?" Officer Spence looked really mad. He wheeled around and pointed his finger at Mr. Klutz and Mrs. Jafee like it was a gun. "Freeze, dirtbags!" he yelled. "You're under arrest… again! In fact, you're all under

“我们还以为你进监狱了呢！” “我们在监狱里，你敢打赌，”杰菲太太说。 “我们用酸奶勺挖出了隧道。” “我饿死了，”克鲁茨说。 “有人有酸奶吗？”斯宾塞警官看上去真的很生气。 他转过身来，用手指着克鲁茨先生和杰菲太太，就像那是把枪一样。 “别动，混蛋！”他喊道。 “你又被捕了！”事实上，你们都醉了

arrest!" "All of us?" asked Andrea. "That's right," Officer Spence said. "Kids too. The whole school. Everybody's under arrest! You're all going to jail. Hands up!" Four hundred kids put our hands in the air. Mrs. Jafee's dogs started nosing around the stage like they were trying to smell something. "What cute dogs!" said Andrea, who never misses the chance to brownnose a grown-up. "What are their names?" "Skippy and Jif," said Mrs. Jafee. "They're peanut butter–sniffing dogs."

逮捕!”“我们大家？”安德烈问。 “没错，”斯宾塞警官说。 “孩子们。整个学校。 所有人都被捕了！你们都要进监狱了。 举起手来!”400个孩子举起手来。 杰菲太太的狗开始在舞台周围嗅来嗅去，好像它们想闻到什么东西似的。 “多可爱的狗啊！”安德里亚说，她从不错过拍大人马屁的机会。 “他们叫什么名字？”“Skippy和Jif，”Jafee太太说。 “它们是嗅花生酱的狗。”

Peanut butter–sniffing dogs? I heard of dogs that sniff out bombs. I heard of dogs that sniff out drugs. But I never heard of dogs that sniff out peanut butter! Maybe Mrs. Jafee was yanking our chain. "Where did you get peanut butter–sniffing dogs?" asked Emily. "From Rent-A-Peanut-Butter–Sniffing-Dog," said Mr. Klutz. "You can rent anything." "Ruff!" barked Skippy.

嗅花生酱的狗？ 我听说狗能嗅出炸弹。 我听说狗能嗅出毒品。 但我从没听说狗能嗅出花生酱！也许是杰菲太太在耍我们。 “你从哪儿弄来嗅花生酱的狗的？”艾米丽问。 “从租来的花生酱嗅探犬那儿来的，”克鲁茨说。 “你可以租任何东西。”“呸！”斯奇皮叫道。

"Get those dogs out of here!" shouted Officer Spence. "You can't have dogs in school!" The dogs were sniffing all around Officer Spence. "Ruff!" barked Jif. "You dogs are under arrest," Officer Spence yelled. "Put your paws up! You have the right to remain silent—" But Officer Spence didn't have the chance to finish his sentence because suddenly, Skippy pulled something out of Officer Spence's pocket. It was a sandwich! A peanut butter and jelly sandwich! "GASP!" everybody gasped. "Oh, snap!" said Ryan. "How did that get in my pocket?" asked Officer Spence. "Who put it there?" "I'll tell you who put it there," Mr. Klutz

“把那些狗赶出去！”斯宾塞警官喊道。 “你不能在学校里养狗！”警犬在斯宾塞警官周围嗅来嗅去。 “呸！”“你们这些狗被捕了，”斯宾塞警官喊道。 “把爪子举起来！”你有权保持沉默——”但是斯宾塞警官还没来得及把话说完，因为突然，斯基皮从斯宾塞警官的口袋里掏出了什么东西。 那是一个三明治！花生酱和果冻三明治！“喘气！”每个人都倒吸了一口气。 “哦，糟了！”瑞恩说。“那东西怎么会在我口袋里？”斯宾塞警官问。 “是谁放的？”“我告诉你是谁放的，”克鲁茨先生说