10 The Peanut Butter and Jelly Bandit Is

10 The Peanut Butter and Jelly Bandit Is… Officer Spence ordered us kids to go back inside the school and wait for him in the all-purpose room. That's a room we use for all purposes, so it has the perfect name. I looked at the clock as we went into school. It was almost three o'clock. Soon it would be time to go home. We got to the all-purpose room, and it was amazing! The whole stage was filled with a long line of jail cells. Each one had a different grown-up in it—Mrs. Roopy, Mrs. Yonkers, Ms. Hannah, Mr. Loring, Miss Small. They were all there. "WOW!" we said, which is "MOM" upside down.

斯宾塞警官命令我们这些孩子回到学校里，在多功能教室里等他。 那是一个我们什么都用的房间，所以它有一个完美的名字。 我们走进学校时，我看了看钟。 差不多是三点钟了。 很快就该回家了。 我们到了多功能室，真是太棒了！整个舞台上挤满了一长排牢房。 每个故事里都有一个不同的大人。 鲁比，扬克斯太太，汉娜小姐，洛林先生，斯莫尔小姐。 他们都在那里。“哇！”我们说，这是颠倒过来的“妈妈”。

"Help! Help! Let us out!" The teachers were yelling and rattling their cages. "Officer Spence is crazy!" "You have the right to remain silent!" Officer Spence yelled at them. "So shut up!" I had to admit, the whole thing was pretty cool. It was a lot like going to the zoo, except there were teachers in the cages instead of monkeys, bears, and baboons. It was a real Kodak moment. You should have been there!

“救命!的帮助!放我们出去！”老师们大喊大叫，把笼子弄得嘎嘎作响。 “斯宾塞警官疯了！”“你有权保持沉默！”斯宾塞警官对他们大喊大叫。 “所以闭嘴！”我不得不承认，整件事很酷。 这很像去动物园，除了笼子里的是老师，而不是猴子、熊和狒狒。 这是一个真正的柯达时刻。 你应该去的！

"There aren't any more grown-ups for Officer Spence to arrest," Ryan whispered. "What's he gonna do now?" "Beats me" I said. Officer Spence climbed up on the stage and grabbed the microphone. "Okay, I have looked over all the evidence" he announced. "I, examined fingerprints. I looked at hair samples under a microscope. I got the results of the DNA tests. And now I know the truth. I know who the guilty party is. The peanut butter and jelly bandit is…" I leaned forward in my seat. We all leaned forward in our seats. It was really suspenseful! Everybody got quiet. You could hear a pin drop. But not one of those little pins you use for sewing clothes. Those pins don't make any noise when you drop them.

“斯宾塞警官已经没有成年人可以逮捕了。”瑞恩低声说。 “他现在要做什么？”“我不知道。”我说。 斯宾塞警官爬上舞台，抓起麦克风。 “好吧，我已经看过所有的证据了。”他宣布。 “我检查了指纹。 我在显微镜下观察了头发样本。 我拿到DNA测试的结果了 现在我知道真相了。我知道谁是罪魁祸首。 花生酱和果冻强盗是……”我在座位上向前倾着身子。 我们都在座位上身体前倾。 它真的很悬疑！大家都安静了。 你可以听到一根针掉在地上的声音。 但不是那种缝衣服用的小别针。 当你把这些针掉下去时，它们不会发出任何声音。

I tried that once, and I couldn't hear it at all. I mean like a bowling pin. Because they make a lot of noise when they drop. Bowling is fun. I got a 109 once. I'm going bowling on Saturday because I got invited to Neil the nude kid's birthday party. They're going to put up bumpers so we can't throw any gutter balls. But that doesn't have anything to do with all the suspense that was in the all-purpose room. "The peanut butter and jelly bandit is…" Officer Spence didn't have the chance to finish his sentence. Because at that moment, the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. But I'm not going to tell you what it was. Okay, okay, I'll tell you. But you have to read the next chapter to find out. So nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you!

我试过一次，但我根本听不到。 我是说像保龄球瓶一样。 因为它们掉下来的时候会发出很大的噪音。 打保龄球很有趣。我曾经得了109分。 我周六要去打保龄球因为我被邀请参加尼尔裸体小子的生日派对。 他们会装上保险杠，这样我们就不能扔沟球了。 但这和万能房间里的悬念没有任何关系。 “花生酱和果冻强盗是……”斯宾塞警官没来得及说完他的话。 因为在那一刻，世界历史上最神奇的事情发生了。 但我不会告诉你是什么。 好吧，好吧，我告诉你。 但你必须阅读下一章才能找到答案。 所以不要不要不要不要不要！