5 Dancing in the End Zone

5 Dancing in the End Zone When we arrived for our next practice, Andrea and the girly cheerleaders were practicing their routines at the other end of the field. "Losing! Winning! We won't lie! We're most happy with a tie! Go… Moose!" What a lame cheer. Finally, Coach Hyatt showed up in her Mini Cooper with her nose-picking son, Wyatt Hyatt. There was a guy sitting in the car with them, but he didn't get out. Hmm, that was weird. Coach Hyatt blew her whistle. "Line up!" "Are we gonna pick up your car again

当我们到达终点区准备下一次训练时，安德里亚和那些女孩子拉拉队队员正在场地的另一端练习他们的常规动作。 “失去!赢了!我们不会说谎！我们最喜欢领带！去…麋鹿!”多么蹩脚的欢呼。 最后，凯亚特教练开着她的迷你库珀带着她挖鼻孔的儿子怀亚特·凯亚特出现了。 有个人和他们一起坐在车里，但他没下车。 嗯，真奇怪。海亚特教练吹响了哨子。 “排队!”“我们要再去取你的车吗？

today?" asked Neil. "No!" the coach barked. "Today you ragamuffins are going to learn the most important part of football—how to do an end zone dance." "A what?" asked Ryan. "After you score a touchdown, you have to do a dance in the end zone," Coach Hyatt said. Then Coach Hyatt showed us her end zone dance. She shook her butt, lifted a leg over her head, hopped up and down for a while, and then put her hands in the air and waved them around like a crazy person.

尼尔问。“不！”教练吼道。 “今天，你们这些衣衫褴褛的小家伙要学习足球中最重要的部分——如何跳达阵舞。” “什么？”瑞恩问。“在你触地得分后，你必须在终点区跳个舞，”凯亚特教练说。 然后海亚特教练给我们展示了她的终点舞。 她摇了摇屁股，把一条腿举过头顶，上蹦下跳了一会儿，然后把手举到空中，像个疯子一样挥舞着。

Coach Hyatt is a riot! "Now you try," she told us. We all shook our butts, lifted one of our legs over our heads, hopped up and down for a while, and put our hands in the air and waved them around like crazy people. Wyatt just picked his nose. "Can we have some Gatorade now?"

凯悦教练是一个骚乱！“现在你试试吧，”她告诉我们。 我们都摇着屁股，把一条腿举过头顶，上蹦下跳了一会儿，然后把手举到空中，像疯子一样挥舞着。 怀亚特只是挖了挖鼻子。 “我们现在能喝点佳得乐吗？”

asked Ryan. "No!" barked Coach Hyatt. After we learned the end zone dance, the coach went to her car. Remember that guy who was sitting in it? Well, it turned out he wasn't a guy at all. He wasn't a girl, either. He was a dummy. "This is my friend Elvis," Coach Hyatt said as she carried the dummy over to us. Sure enough, the dummy looked just like the real Elvis. It sounded like him too. Coach Hyatt pushed a button on the back of the dummy and it started singing, "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog…." Coach Hyatt said we were going to use Elvis to practice our tackling. Tackling is fun, because you get to knock the dummy on its butt. We all lined up to tackle Elvis. I got to go first because my name begins with A.

瑞恩问道。“不！”凯悦教练吼道。 我们学完端区舞后，教练走向她的车。 还记得坐在里面的那个人吗？ 结果发现他根本就不是男人。 他也不是女孩。他是个傻瓜。 “这是我的朋友埃尔维斯，”海亚特教练边说边把假人带到我们面前。 果然，这个假人看起来和真正的猫王一模一样。 听起来也像他。凯亚特教练按下假人背后的一个按钮，假人开始唱歌：“你什么都不是，只是一只猎犬....” 海亚特教练说我们要让埃尔维斯练习铲球。 铲球很有趣，因为你可以把假人撞到屁股上。 我们都排着队去对付埃尔维斯。 我得先说，因为我的名字是以A开头的。

"Okay, A.J.," said Coach Hyatt. "I want you to pretend this is somebody you really hate." That was easy. "I'm gonna pretend it's Andrea!" I told the guys. "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!" sang Elvis. I pretended that the Elvis dummy was Andrea and rammed it as hard as I could. "Don't be cruel!" sang Elvis as I got off him. "Ooooooooh! I'm all shook up." "Good job, A.J.!" said Coach Hyatt. Each of us got to tackle the Elvis dummy five times. It was cool. Coach Hyatt showed us how to go for the legs so the runner would fall down. Wyatt just picked his nose. Doesn't that kid ever run out of boogers? When we were finished, the coach blew her whistle and said we could take a drink

“好吧，a.j.，”凯悦教练说。 “我要你假装这是一个你非常讨厌的人。” 这很简单。“我要假装是安德里亚！”我告诉他们了。 猫王唱道：“你只不过是一只猎犬！” 我假装猫王的假人是安德里亚，尽我所能把它塞进去。 “别这么残忍！”我从埃尔维斯身上下来时，他唱道。 “Ooooooooh !我都吓坏了。” “干得好，A.J.!” 我们每个人都要对付猫王假人五次。 很酷。海厄特教练向我们展示了如何跑腿，这样跑步者就会摔倒。 怀亚特只是挖了挖鼻子。 那孩子的鼻屎不会用完吗？ 当我们结束时，教练吹了口哨，说我们可以喝一杯

from the Gatorade jug. That's when Little Miss Perfect came over. She had on a cheerleading uniform and was holding pom-poms in her hands. "That was a very violent exercise you were doing," Andrea told us. "Is it really necessary to hit the dummy so hard? I think that leads to violent behavior in children." "Can you possibly be more boring?" I asked Andrea. "Why don't you go back to your side of the field and work on your lame cheers?" "Humphf!" said Andrea. Then she stormed off to do more lame cheers with her friends. "We don't hate and we don't boo! We respect the other team, too! Go… Moose!"

从佳得乐罐子里拿出来的就在这时，完美小小姐走了过来。 她穿着拉拉队的制服，手里拿着绒球。 “那是一种非常暴力的运动，”安德里亚告诉我们。 “真的有必要这么用力地打假人吗？” 我认为这会导致儿童的暴力行为。” “你还能再无聊一点吗？”我问安德烈。 “你为什么不回你那边去练练你那蹩脚的欢呼呢？”“汉弗！”安德烈说。 然后，她气冲冲地离开了，去和她的朋友们做更多蹩脚的欢呼。 “我们不仇恨，也不嘘声！”我们也尊重对方球队！去…麋鹿!”