4 Weird Training Methods

Chapter 4 Weird Training Methods Coach Hyatt pulled up in her Mini Cooper with her weird son, Wyatt Hyatt. She blew her whistle. "Line up!" she barked. "I hope you ragamuffins are ready to work today." "Are we gonna run more laps?" Michael asked. "No!" "Are we gonna do jumping jacks?" asked Ryan. "No!" "Are we gonna do push-ups?" asked Neil the nude kid. "No!" "Sit-ups?" I asked. "Touch our toes?" "No!" "Then what are we gonna do?" Michael

凯悦教练和她古怪的儿子怀亚特·凯悦开着她的迷你库珀停了下来。 她吹口哨。“排队！”她吼道。 “我希望你们这些衣衫褴褛的人今天准备好工作了。” “我们还要再跑几圈吗？”迈克尔问道。 “不!”“我们要做开合跳吗？”瑞恩问。 “不!”“我们要做俯卧撑吗？”裸体小孩尼尔问。 “不!”“仰卧起坐?”我问。“摸我们的脚趾？”“不!”“那我们该怎么办？”迈克尔

asked. "You're going to pick up my car," said Coach Hyatt. "WHAT?!" "You heard me! Pick up my car!" "I can't pick up a car," I said. "You can't pick up a car by yourself," said Coach Hyatt. "But I bet that all of you can pick up my car together."

问。“你去取我的车，”凯悦教练说。 “什么? !”“你听到了！”把我的车开过来！”“我不能开车，”我说。 “你不能自己去取车，”凯悦教练说。 “但我敢打赌，你们所有人都能一起去取我的车。”

She told half of the team to grab the front bumper of the Mini Cooper and the other half of the team to grab the back bumper. Wyatt just picked his nose. "Okay," Coach Hyatt said, "when I blow my whistle, pick up the car." She blew her whistle, and we pulled up with all our might. And you'll never believe in a million hundred years what happened. We picked up the Mini Cooper! "WOW," we all said, which is "MOM" upside down. "Look at that!" Coach Hyatt barked. "You ragamuffins picked up a car! That's teamwork! My motto is, 'If you can pick up a car, you'll go far.'" It seemed to me that you could go a lot farther if you got in the car and drove it somewhere. But still, it was cool to pick up a car, even if it was a Mini Cooper.

她让一半人抓住Mini Cooper的前保险杠，另一半人抓住后保险杠。 怀亚特只是挖了挖鼻子。 “好吧，”凯亚特教练说，“我一吹哨子，你就把车开走。” 她吹响了汽笛，我们用尽全力把车停了下来。 你永远也不会相信发生了什么。 我们找到迷你库珀了！“哇，”我们都说，这是“妈妈”的上下颠倒。 “看那个！”凯悦教练吼道。 “你们这群乌合之众开了一辆车！”这是团队合作!我的座右铭是：“如果你能找到一辆车，你就能走得很远。”’”在我看来，如果你钻进车里，把它开到某个地方，你可以走得更远。 不过，选一辆车还是很酷的，哪怕是一辆Mini Cooper。

Coach Hyatt had us pair off and pass the football back and forth. She said she wanted to see who could throw the ball and catch it. Ryan got teamed up with Neil. I got teamed up with Michael. Wyatt just picked his nose. I'm a good quarterback. Michael and I were passing and catching pretty good when one of my throws got past him. The ball rolled all the way over near the cheerleaders. Andrea picked it up. "Hey, throw it back!" Michael yelled. "What's the magic word?" Andrea asked. "Please?" said Michael. Andrea picked up the football. And

海厄特教练让我们两人一组，来回传球。 她说她想看看谁能把球扔出去并接住。 瑞安和尼尔组队。 我和迈克尔搭档了。 怀亚特只是挖了挖鼻子。 我是个优秀的四分卫。迈克尔和我在传球接球的时候，我的一个球从他身边飞过。 球一直滚到啦啦队附近。 安德里亚把它捡起来。“嘿，把它扔回去！”迈克尔喊道。 “有魔力的词是什么？”安德里亚问道。 “求你了？”迈克尔说。安德里亚捡起足球。 和

you'll never believe in a million hundred years what happened next. She threw it way over all our heads! I mean, it must have gone fifty yards in the air. And it was a perfect spiral, too. "WOW!" we all said, which is "MOM" upside down.

你永远也不会相信接下来发生了什么。 她把它扔到我们所有人头上！我的意思是，它在空中肯定飞了50码。 这也是一个完美的螺旋。 “哇！”我们都说，这是“妈妈”的上下颠倒。