2 Coach Hyatt Is Mean

Chapter 2 Coach Hyatt Is Mean Girls aren't supposed to be football coaches! That's a scientific fact. What do girls know about pushing and shoving and knocking kids on their butts? Girls only care about puppies and butterflies, and what color nail polish they have on. But the lady who got out of the Mini Cooper was Coach Hyatt. I knew because she had a big name tag on her shirt that said MY NAME IS COACH HYATT. She blew her whistle. "Line up!" Coach Hyatt barked. We all looked at her. I wasn't about to line up for some lady coach. Ladies don't know the first thing about football. My mom thinks that sacking the quarterback means you put a bag over his head.

第二章凯悦教练的坏女孩不应该是足球教练！这是一个科学事实。 女孩们知道什么叫推推搡搡，把孩子们的屁股撞到？ 女孩只关心小狗和蝴蝶，以及她们涂了什么颜色的指甲油。 但从迷你库珀车里出来的女士是凯悦教练。 我知道是因为她的衬衫上有一个大大的名牌，上面写着“我的名字是COACH HYATT”。 她吹口哨。“排队!”凯悦教练吼道。 我们都看着她。我可不想排队等什么女教练。 女人对足球一无所知。 我妈认为解雇四分卫意味着在他头上套个袋子。

Like I said, moms are weird. Coach Hyatt blew her whistle again. "I SAID, 'LINE UP!'" We all lined up. Coach Hyatt looked mean. We were all shaking and shivering and quivering.

就像我说的，妈妈很奇怪。 海亚特教练又吹响了哨子。 “我说，‘排队！’”我们都站了起来。 海厄特教练看起来很刻薄。我们都在颤抖、颤抖、颤抖。

"Now listen up!" she barked. "This is my son, Wyatt. He's on the team, whether you like it or not." Wyatt Hyatt? I knew right away this kid was weird. Wyatt was a little guy. He looked like he was in first grade. Wyatt was picking his nose and wiping it on his helmet. "I hope you kids are ready to work!" barked Coach Hyatt. "Uh, we're here to play football," I told her. "Well, you're gonna work! And you're gonna sweat! And you're gonna stink! And you know what?" "What?" we all asked. "You're gonna like it!" she barked. Coach Hyatt was scary! Some kids were already whimpering and saying they wanted to go home.

“听好了！”她吼道。 “这是我儿子，怀亚特。不管你喜不喜欢，他都在队里。” 怀亚特凯悦吗?我马上就知道这孩子很奇怪。 怀亚特是个小个子。他看起来像个一年级学生。 怀亚特挖着鼻子，在头盔上擦着。 “我希望你们已经准备好工作了！”凯悦教练吼道。 “呃，我们是来踢足球的，”我告诉她。 “好吧，你会工作的！”你会大汗淋漓的！你会很臭的！你知道吗？”“什么？”我们都问。 “你会喜欢的！”她吼道。 凯悦教练太吓人了！一些孩子已经开始呜咽，说他们想回家了。

"Aren't you taking this a little too seriously?" asked Michael. "We're only eight years old." "When I was eight," Coach Hyatt told us, "I built a log cabin with my bare hands." I didn't know what that had to do with anything. But I wasn't about to complain, because Coach Hyatt seemed so mean. "Can I go to the bathroom?" one kid asked. "No!" Coach Hyatt barked. "Bathrooms are for losers. You're weak! I'll chew you up and spit you out. I'm gonna turn you ragamuffins into winners!"

“你是不是把这事看得太认真了一点？”迈克尔问。 “我们才八岁。” “当我八岁的时候，”凯悦教练告诉我们，“我赤手空拳建了一个小木屋。” 我不知道这有什么关系。 但我没打算抱怨，因为凯悦教练看起来太刻薄了。 “我能去洗手间吗？”一个孩子问。 “不!”凯悦教练吼道。“厕所是给失败者用的。 你弱!我会把你嚼碎再吐出来。 我要把你们这群邋遢鬼变成赢家！”

I didn't know what a ragamuffin was. I figured it must be a muffin made out of

我不知道什么是布玛芬。 我想那一定是用

rags, or a rag made out of muffins. But it didn't matter. If winners are people who aren't allowed to go to the bathroom, I think I'd rather be a loser. I didn't even have to go to the bathroom; but after Coach Hyatt said we weren't allowed to, suddenly I had to. I hate when that happens. She made us run all the way around the field, which is like a million hundred miles. Then she made us run all the way around the field backward, which is even farther. Then she made us run all the way around the field sideways! We were huffing and puffing and holding our sides. When we finished, Wyatt picked his nose. There was a big jug of Gatorade on the bench, but Coach Hyatt wouldn't let us drink any. "Can we take a break now?" Ryan asked.

破布，或者用松饼做的破布。 但这并不重要。如果赢家是不允许上厕所的人，我想我宁愿做一个失败者。 我甚至不用去洗手间；但在海亚特教练说我们不能这么做之后，我突然不得不这么做了。 我讨厌这种事发生。她让我们绕着场地跑了一圈，那好像有一百万英里。 然后她让我们倒着绕着田野跑了一圈，跑得更远了。 然后她让我们横着绕着球场跑！我们喘着气，抓着身体两侧。 当我们结束时，怀亚特挖了挖鼻子。 板凳上有一大罐佳得乐，但凯悦教练不让我们喝。 “我们现在能休息一下吗？”瑞恩问道。