13 UFM

Chapter 13 UFM* On TV, the winning football team dumps Gatorade over the coach's head at the end of the game. "Hey," I whispered to the guys, "let's dump the Gatorade over Coach Hyatt's head!" "Great idea, A.J.!" Ryan said. I should get the No Bell Prize. That's a prize they give out to people who don't have bells. Coach Hyatt was facing away from us, talking to some parent. Neil unscrewed the top from the jug of Gatorade. Me and Michael and Ryan grabbed the jug. Wyatt just picked his nose. "Man, this jug is heavy!" Michael said, grunting.

在电视上，获胜的足球队在比赛结束时把佳得乐倒在教练的头上。 “嘿，”我低声对他们说，“我们把佳得乐倒在凯悦教练的头上吧！”“好主意，A.J.!”瑞恩说。 我应该得诺贝尔奖。 那是他们发给没有铃铛的人的奖品。 海亚特教练背对着我们，在和某个家长说话。 尼尔拧开了佳得乐的瓶盖。 我，迈克尔和瑞安抓了罐子。 怀亚特只是挖了挖鼻子。 “伙计，这壶好重啊！”迈克尔咕哝着说。

"Hey, we picked up a car, didn't we?" Ryan said. We lifted the giant jug and carried it over to Coach Hyatt. The parent she had been talking to was walking away. Coach Hyatt was about to blow her whistle. That's when we dumped the entire jug of Gatorade over her head. It was great! Gatorade was everywhere! Coach Hyatt was soaked! That's when the strangest thing in the history of the world happened. Coach Hyatt grabbed her throat. It looked like she was trying to say something, but she couldn't. All that came out of her mouth was a whistling noise. "She's choking!" Ryan yelled. "Her whistle is caught in her throat!" Coach Hyatt was gagging and looking really scared.

“嘿，我们买了一辆车，不是吗？”瑞恩说。 我们举起那个巨大的罐子，把它拿给凯悦教练。 和她谈话的那位家长走开了。 海亚特教练就要吹哨了。 然后我们把一整罐佳得乐倒在她头上。 太棒了！佳得乐到处都是！凯悦教练全身湿透了！就在那时，世界历史上最奇怪的事情发生了。 海亚特教练抓住她的喉咙。 她好像想说点什么，但又说不出来。 从她嘴里发出的只是呼啸声。 “她窒息了!”瑞安喊道。 “她的哨子卡在喉咙里了！”海亚特教练在呕吐，看起来很害怕。

"She can't breathe!" Neil yelled. "We've got to do something!" shouted Emily. "This is all your fault, Arlo!" Andrea said. "It was your idea to dump the Gatorade on her head!" I looked at Ryan. Ryan looked at Neil. Neil looked at Andrea. Andrea looked at Emily. Everybody was looking at everybody else. "Does anybody know the Heimlich maneuver?" one of the parents shouted. The Heimlich maneuver is this thing you do when somebody has something caught in their throat. "A.J. does!" Ryan yelled. "That's right!" shouted Andrea. "He saved my life once."

“她不能呼吸了！”尼尔喊道。 “我们得做点什么！”爱米丽喊道。 “这都是你的错，阿乐！”安德里亚说。 “把佳得乐倒在她头上是你的主意！”我看着瑞恩。 瑞安看着尼尔。尼尔看着安德里亚。 安德烈看着爱米丽。每个人都看着别人。 “有人知道海姆利克急救法吗？”一位家长喊道。 海姆利克急救法就是当有人喉咙里卡了东西时你要做的事。 “A.J.做!”瑞安喊道。“没错！”安德烈喊道。 “他救过我一次命。”

It was true. One time, Andrea was choking on an apple, and I punched her in the stomach to make the apple pop out. I grabbed Coach Hyatt from behind and punched both of my fists against her stomach. The whistle shot out of her mouth. "You saved my life, A.J.!" said Coach Hyatt. The whistle kept flying up in the air. And

这是真的。有一次，安德里亚被一个苹果噎住了，我一拳打在她肚子上，把苹果打了出来。 我从背后抓住凯悦教练，用双拳猛击她的肚子。 口哨从她嘴里发出来。 “你救了我的命，A.J.!” 汽笛不停地在空中鸣响。 和

you'll never believe in a million hundred years what it hit. Rufus the Doofus! That whistle must have had a sharp edge, because it tore a hole in Rufus. Rufus started flying crazily around in the air! Rufus faked left! Rufus faked right! Then Rufus must have run out of air, because he was falling out of the sky! "Run for your lives!" shouted Neil. "It's an Unidentified Flying Moose!" Everybody freaked out and went running in all different directions and crashing into each other. Rufus was heading straight for the group of cheerleaders! And then… WHAM! Rufus landed right on Emily!

你永远也不会相信它击中了什么。 笨蛋鲁弗斯！那个哨子的边缘一定很锋利，因为它在鲁弗斯身上撕开了一个洞。 鲁弗斯开始疯狂地在空中乱飞！鲁弗斯假装左！鲁弗斯装对了！那鲁弗斯肯定是没气了，因为他要从天上掉下来！“逃命！”尼尔喊道。 “这是一只身份不明的飞行驼鹿！”每个人都吓坏了，朝不同的方向跑去，撞在一起。 鲁弗斯径直朝那群啦啦队员冲去了！然后……砰！鲁弗斯正好砸在艾米丽身上！

Emily was on the ground under Rufus, freaking out, like always. It was hilarious. We saw it live and in person. "Owwww, my leg!" Emily yelled. We all gathered around and picked Rufus up off Emily. It was easy, because we had already picked up a Mini Cooper and a jug of Gatorade. "Are you okay, Emily?" asked Andrea. "No, I'm not okay!" Emily yelled with tears in her eyes. Sheesh, what a crybaby! So a moose fell

艾米丽躺在鲁弗斯身下，像往常一样吓坏了。 太搞笑了。我们亲眼看到了。 “哇，我的腿！”艾米丽喊道。 我们聚在一起把鲁弗斯从艾米丽身边接走。 这很容易，因为我们已经买了一瓶Mini Cooper和一壶Gatorade。 “你还好吗，艾米丽？”安德里亚问。 “不，我不好！”艾米丽热泪盈眶地喊道。 天哪，真是个爱哭鬼！于是一头驼鹿倒下了