11 The Moose Goes Nuts

Chapter 11 The Moose Goes Nuts We ran out onto the field and got ready to receive the kickoff. One of the Sharks walked by me. "You guys are toast." He sneered. That guy totally made no sense at all. Toast is bread that was in a toaster. I'm a person, and I've never been in a toaster. How could a person fit inside a toaster, anyway? He'd have to be really small. I'd rather be one of those muffins made of rags. We lined up, and the Sharks kicked off to start the second half. Andrea picked up the bouncing ball. She faked left, and some Shark went flying by her.

第十一章驼鹿发疯了我们跑到球场上，准备开球。 其中一条鲨鱼从我身边走过。 “你们完了。”他揶揄道。 那家伙完全没道理。 吐司是放在烤面包机里的面包。 我是人，我从来没进过烤面包机。 一个人怎么能塞进烤面包机呢？ 他必须非常小。 我宁愿做那块破布做的松饼。 我们排好队，鲨鱼队开球开始下半场比赛。 安德里亚捡起了弹跳的球。 她假装左转，一些鲨鱼从她身边飞过。

She faked right, and another Shark missed the tackle. Andrea was faking left and right, and the Sharks were falling all over themselves trying to tackle her! Everybody started screaming with excitement. Andrea was running downfield, dancing and leaping past the Sharks. She pirouetted and Irish stepped and hip-hopped around the Sharks. They couldn't lay a hand on her!

她向右假动作，另一个鲨鱼队没抓住她。 安德里亚四处乱窜，鲨鱼队都摔倒了，想要抓住她！每个人都兴奋地尖叫起来。 安德里亚跑到前场，跳着舞越过鲨鱼队。 她在大鲨鱼队周围旋转，爱尔兰步和嘻哈舞。 他们不能对她动手！

Finally, Andrea clog danced into the end zone. Touchdown! We actually scored! Everybody was going crazy. Football is a lot like dancing, I guess, except that you get to knock guys on their butts. Suddenly, I didn't feel tired or sore anymore. Andrea is a really good soccer player, so Coach Hyatt said she could kick the extra point. Sharks 77, Moose 7. After we all calmed down, Andrea kicked off. We ran down the field and gang tackled the Shark with the ball. He fumbled it. Andrea scooped the ball up and ran it all the way into the end zone! Sharks 77, Moose 14. Coach Hyatt called time-out and

最后，安德里亚·克洛格跳到了终点区。 触地得分!我们真的得分了！每个人都疯了。 我想橄榄球和跳舞很像，只不过你可以把男人的屁股撞到。 突然间，我不再感到疲倦和酸痛了。 安德里亚足球踢得很好，所以海亚特教练说她可以踢加分球。 鲨鱼77，驼鹿7。我们都冷静下来后，安德里亚开始了。 我们跑到球场上，一起用球对付鲨鱼。 他把它弄乱了。安德里亚捡起球，一路跑进了终点区！鲨鱼77，驼鹿14。 海亚特教练叫暂停，然后

gathered us all around her. "Okay, A.J.," she said, "from now on, I want you to be our wide receiver." "But I'm the quarterback!" I protested. "That's my position." "We're going to try something new," the coach told me. "From now on, Andrea is the quarterback." "WHAT?! That's not fair!" "Do you want to win?" Coach Hyatt asked me. "Or do you want to complain?" "Can't I do both?" "We're a team!" Coach Hyatt barked. "You ragamuffins picked up my car as a team, and you play as a team! Now go out there and win this one for the Chipper!" "Who's the Chipper again?" I asked. I had forgotten who the Chipper was.

把我们都聚集在她周围。 “好吧，aj，”她说，“从现在开始，我要你做我们的外接手。” “但我是四分卫！”我抗议道。 “这就是我的立场。”“我们要尝试一些新的东西，”教练告诉我。 “从现在开始，安德莉亚是四分卫。” “什么? !这不公平！”“你想赢吗？”海亚特教练问我。 “还是你想抱怨？”“我不能两样都做吗？”“我们是一个团队！”凯悦教练吼道。 “你们这些衣衫褴褛的人一起开了我的车，你们一起打球！现在去吧，为奇珀赢得这场比赛！”“谁是奇珀尔？”我问。 我已经忘记了奇珀是谁。

"My hamster!" Coach Hyatt barked. "He got run over by a bulldozer, remember?" "Oh, yeah." I didn't feel good about being replaced as quarterback, but I ran out on to the field anyway. Well, I'm glad I did. Because after that, the Moose just went nuts! With Andrea at

“我的仓鼠!”凯悦教练吼道。 “他被推土机碾了，记得吗？”“哦,是的。” 我对被替换为四分卫的感觉不太好，但我还是跑到了球场上。 我很高兴我这么做了。因为在那之后，驼鹿就疯了！安德里亚在

quarterback and me at wide receiver, we were unstoppable. Every pass she threw went right into my hands. When the Sharks had the ball, Andrea would intercept their passes and run the ball all the way down the field to score. We made touchdown after touchdown. Field goal after field goal. Andrea was leaping and diving and spinning and clogging and hip-hopping. The Sharks were totally dazed and confused. It was amazing! Everybody in the bleachers was going crazy. Sharks 77, Moose 44. Sharks 77, Moose 51. Sharks 77, Moose 58. Sharks 77, Moose 65. Sharks 77, Moose 72. After Andrea scored that last touchdown, one of the Sharks went over to her and said, "Hey, kid! Where'd you learn how to play

四分卫和我是外接手，我们势不可挡。 她的每一次传球都落入我的手中。 当大鲨鱼队拿球时，安德里亚会拦截他们的传球，然后一路带球得分。 我们一次又一次地触地。 一个又一个投篮得分。 安德里亚在跳跃、跳水、旋转、堵塞和跳嘻哈。 鲨鱼们完全被弄糊涂了。 太神奇了！看台上的每个人都疯了。 鲨鱼77，驼鹿44。鲨鱼77，驼鹿51。 鲨鱼77，驼鹿58。鲨鱼77，驼鹿65。 鲨鱼77，驼鹿72。安德里亚最后一次触地得分后，鲨鱼队的一名队员走过去对她说：“嘿，孩子！你在哪儿学的