5 Goo-Goo Gah-Gah

Chapter 5 Goo-Goo Gah-Gah We were just about to get on our exercise bikes the next morning when the school secretary, Mrs. Patty, made an announcement over the intercom. "Teachers, please do not throw your teacups around the teachers' lounge. Thank you." That was weird. "Okay, P.A.L.s," said Mr. Granite, "it's time for language arts. So start pedaling!" We all started pedaling. But we didn't learn anything about language arts. Because you'll never believe in a million hundred years who walked into the door at that very moment! Nobody! Because if you walked into a

第二天早上，我们正准备骑上健身自行车，学校秘书帕蒂夫人通过对讲机宣布了一件事。 “老师们，请不要把茶杯扔在教师休息室里。 谢谢你。”这很奇怪。 “好了，p.a.l.同学们，”格拉尼特先生说，“该上语言艺术课了。 所以开始踩踏板吧！”我们都开始蹬车。 但是我们没有学到任何关于语言艺术的知识。 因为你永远也不会相信那一刻走进来的是谁！没有人!因为如果你走进一个

door, it would hurt. But you'll never believe who walked into the doorway. It was our old teacher, Mrs. Daisy! She was with her husband, Mr. Macky, who is our reading teacher. We hadn't seen Mrs. Daisy since we graduated from second grade in June. "Mrs. Daisy!" we all shouted. "Mrs. Daisy," said Mr. Granite, "to what

门，会疼的。但你绝对不会相信谁走进了门口。 是我们的老老师，黛西夫人！她和她丈夫麦基先生在一起，麦基先生是我们的阅读老师。 自从六月二年级毕业后，我们就没见过黛西太太。 “黛西太太！” “黛西太太，”格拉尼特先生说，“给什么

do we owe the pleasure of your company?" That's grown-up talk for "What are you doing here?" "I missed my kids," she replied. "We missed you too!" said Andrea, the big brownnoser. Mrs. Daisy was holding something in her arms, but we couldn't see what it was because it was wrapped up in a pink blanket. "Did you bring us a present?" I asked. "Not exactly…," said Mr. Macky. "It's a baby, dumbhead!" shouted Andrea. "Mrs. Daisy had her baby!" All the girls rushed over to look, as if having a baby is a big deal. "What's her name?" Andrea asked. "Jackie," said Mrs. Daisy. "Jackie Macky." "What a lovely name!" Emily said. "She's

有您的光临吗？”这是成年人说的“你在这里干什么”“我想念我的孩子们，”她回答。 “我们也想你！”大马屁精安德里亚说。 黛西太太怀里抱着什么东西，但我们看不见那是什么，因为它被一条粉红色的毯子包裹着。 “你给我们带礼物了吗？”我问。 “不完全是……”麦基先生说。 “是个婴儿，笨蛋！”安德烈喊道。 “黛西太太生孩子了！”所有的女孩都跑过来看，好像生孩子是件大事似的。 “她叫什么名字？”安德里亚问道。 “杰基，”黛西太太说。 “杰基麦基。”“多可爱的名字啊！”艾米丽说。 “她是

beautiful!" "She's adorable!" Andrea said. "She stinks," I said, holding my nose. "I think Jackie just pooped," said Mr. Macky. "We'll change her diaper in a minute." I wasn't gonna go near that thing, especially after it pooped. But all the girls were coochie-coochie-cooing and saying "Goo-goo gah-gah" to Jackie Macky. All babies say "Goo-goo gah-gah." Nobody knows why. It must be the first rule of being a baby. "I think Jackie looks just like you, Mrs. Daisy!" said Emily. "No," said Andrea. "I think Jackie looks just like you, Mr. Macky." "I think she looks just like Mr. Klutz," I said. "She's as bald as a balloon." "Arlo, that's mean!" said Andrea.

漂亮!”“她很可爱!”安德里亚说。 “她很臭。”我捏着鼻子说。 “我想杰基刚刚拉屎了，”麦基先生说。 “我们马上给她换尿布。” 我不会靠近那东西的，尤其是在它拉屎之后。 但是所有的女孩都在咕咕咕咕地对杰基·麦基说“咕咕嘎嘎”。 所有的婴儿都会说“咕——咕——嘎——嘎”。 没人知道为什么。这一定是当婴儿的第一准则。 “我觉得杰基长得很像你，黛西太太！”艾米丽说。 “不，”安德烈说。“我觉得杰基长得很像你，麦基先生。” “我觉得她长得很像克鲁茨先生，”我说。 “她秃顶得像个气球。” “阿乐，这太卑鄙了！”安德烈说。

Well, it was true! All babies look alike anyway. Jackie Macky started drooling, and then she started blowing spit bubbles. Then she put her foot in her mouth and started sucking on her toes. I thought it was pretty disgusting, but the girls thought it was cute. I know that if I started drooling in school, blowing spit bubbles, and sucking on my toes, nobody would think it was cute. I would probably get kicked out of school. "WAAAA!" Jackie Macky cried. "WAAAA!" "I think she bit her own foot," I said. "Jackie might be pooping some more," said Mrs. Daisy. "We'd better go now." Babies are weird.

好吧，这是真的！不管怎么说，所有的婴儿都长得很像。 杰姬·麦基开始流口水，然后开始吐泡泡。 然后她把脚放进嘴里，开始吮吸脚趾头。 我觉得很恶心，但女孩们觉得很可爱。 我知道如果我开始在学校流口水，吹泡泡，吮吸脚趾，没人会觉得这很可爱。 我可能会被学校开除。 “WAAAA !”杰基·麦基哭了。 “WAAAA !”“我想她咬了自己的脚，”我说。 “杰基可能还要拉更多的便便，”黛西太太说。 “我们最好现在就走。”婴儿很奇怪。