14 The Big Surprise Ending That Will

Chapter 14 The Big Surprise Ending That Will Completely Shock You, Unless You Already Guessed It The judge left, and we all helped Mr. Granite crawl out from the pile of sand. He brushed off his pants. "Are you okay?" we all asked. "Yes, I believe I am okay," Mr. Granite said. "I certainly am lucky this sand castle was here to cushion my fall." "Maybe you better go back to Australia," I told him. "Mr. Sunny is really mad. He might try to beat you up." "I cannot leave," Mr. Granite said. "I need to stay here for at least a year."

第十四章出乎意料的大结局会让你大吃一惊，除非你已经猜到了。法官走了，我们都帮助花岗岩先生从沙堆里爬了出来。 他把裤子刷掉。“你还好吗？”我们都问。 “是的，我相信我没事，”格拉尼特说。 “我当然很幸运，这个沙堡在这里缓冲了我的跌倒。” “也许你最好回澳大利亚去，”我对他说。 “桑尼先生真的很生气。他可能会揍你一顿。” “我不能离开，”格拉尼特说。 “我至少要在这里待一年。”

"Why?" Ryan asked. "I got a job in America, mate," he replied. "What do you do?" asked Andrea. "I'm a teacher," Mr. Granite said. "Oh, really?" asked Andrea. "What grade?" "I teach third grade," Mr. Granite said. "Hey, we're going into third grade in September!" Michael said. "What school will you be teaching at?" asked Neil.

“为什么?”瑞恩问道。“我在美国找到了一份工作，伙计，”他回答。 “你是做什么的？”安德烈问。 “我是一名教师，”格拉尼特说。 “哦，真的吗？”安德烈问。 “几年级?”“我教三年级，”格拉尼特说。 “嘿，我们九月份就要上三年级了！”迈克尔说。 “你会在哪个学校教书？”尼尔问。

"It has an odd name," Mr. Granite told us. "It's called Ella Mentry School." WHAT??????!!!!!!! "That's our school!" I said. "You're going to be our teacher?" "OH NO!" we all shouted. Maybe Mr. Granite will be better at teaching than he is at parasailing. Maybe he'll stop popping up in weird places for no reason. Maybe Mr. Sunny will stop talking to sand and learn how to swim. Maybe he'll build a new sand castle. Maybe Andrea will stop talking that Shakespeare talk. Maybe she'll fall in love with some other lifeguard and stop annoying me. Maybe that shark will come back to try and eat Andrea's pizza in her stomach. Maybe people will stop drowning so I won't have to give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation anymore.

“它有一个奇怪的名字，”格拉尼特先生告诉我们。 “它叫艾拉·门特里学校。” 什么 ??????!!!!!!!“那是我们的学校！”我说。 “你要当我们的老师？”“哦，不！”我们都喊道。 也许格拉尼特先生更擅长教书而不是滑翔伞。 也许他会不再无缘无故地出现在奇怪的地方。 也许阳光先生会停止对沙子说话，学会游泳。 也许他会建一个新的沙堡。 也许安德里亚不会再用莎士比亚的语言说话了。 也许她会爱上别的救生员，不再烦我了。 也许那条鲨鱼会回来试着吃安德里亚胃里的披萨。 也许人们会停止溺水，这样我就不用再给他们做人工呼吸了。

Maybe the guys will stop teasing me about being in love with Andrea. Maybe I'll make it through the rest of the summer without any other weird things happening. But it won't be easy!*

也许他们不会再取笑我和安德里亚相爱了。 也许我能熬过这个夏天而不发生其他奇怪的事情。 但这并不容易！＊