12 A.J. to the Rescue

Chapter 12 A.J. to the Rescue I ran toward the ocean and jumped into the waves. I swam as fast as I could. Finally, I found Andrea under the water. She was heavy! I picked her up and dragged her back to the beach. She was lying on the sand with her eyes closed. "Are you okay?" I asked. Andrea wasn't waking up. "She can't breathe!" yelled Ryan. "She needs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!" "Call Mr. Sunny!" I yelled. "He's still out there chasing the shark," Michael said. "You're gonna have to do it, A.J.," said Neil the nude kid. "Why me?" I asked. "You do it!"

第十二章A.J.营救我跑向大海，跳进海浪中。 我尽可能快地游。 最后，我在水下找到了安德里亚。 她很重！我抱起她，把她拖回海滩。 她闭着眼睛躺在沙滩上。 “你还好吗？”我问。安德里亚没有醒过来。 “她不能呼吸了！”瑞恩喊道。 “她需要人工呼吸！”“给阳光先生打电话！”我喊道。 “他还在外面追鲨鱼，”迈克尔说。 “你必须这么做，a.j.，”裸体小孩尼尔说。 “为什么是我?”我问。“你去吧！”

"No, you." We went back and forth like that for a while. Andrea was just lying there. Somebody was going to have to do it. So I knelt down next to Andrea and tilted her head back, just like Mr. Sunny showed us. Then I pinched her nostrils shut. Then I leaned over and put my mouth over hers and blew air into it. Ugh, disgusting! I thought I was gonna die!

“不,你。”我们这样来来回回聊了一会儿。 安德里亚只是躺在那里。 总得有人来做这件事。 于是我跪在安德里亚身边，把她的头向后仰，就像桑尼先生给我们看的那样。 然后我捏住她的鼻孔。 然后我俯下身，把我的嘴凑到她的嘴上，向里面吹气。 啊,真恶心!我以为我要死了！

"Glub, glub," Andrea said. Then she spit out some water and opened her eyes. "Oooooh!" Ryan said. "A.J. and Andrea were kissing. They must be in love!" "When are you gonna get married?" asked Michael. "Arlo!" Andrea said. "You saved my life! I love you!" Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! "I thought you were in love with Mr. Sunny," I said, backing away from her as fast as I could. "That creep?" Andrea said as she got up. "He's way too old. You're the only man for me, Arlo. 'O, beauty, till now I never knew thee'!"

“咕咕，咕咕，”安德烈说。 然后她吐了一些水，睁开了眼睛。 “嗡嗡!”瑞恩说。“A.J. 和安德烈在接吻。他们一定是相爱了！”“你打算什么时候结婚？”迈克尔问。 “奥尔罗!”安德里亚说。“你救了我的命！”我爱你！”Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !“我以为你爱上了桑尼先生，”我说着，尽可能快地从她身边退去。 “那蠕变?”安德烈说着站了起来。 “他太老了。你是我唯一的男人，阿尔洛。 “啊，美人，直到现在我才认识你！”

Andrea was talking that Shakespeare talk and putting her arms all over me. "Hey, knock it off," I told her. "O Arlo, Arlo! Wherefore art thou Arlo?" "Will you leave me alone?" I said, pushing her away. "And quit talking that Shakespeare talk." "'Good night, sweet prince,'" Andrea said. "'Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I

安德里亚在说莎士比亚的台词，把她的胳膊搂在我身上。 “嘿，别闹了，”我对她说。 “啊，阿乐，阿乐！你为什么是阿乐？”“你能让我一个人静一静吗？”我说着把她推开。 “别再说那种莎士比亚式的废话了。” “‘晚安，亲爱的王子。’”安德烈说。 离别是如此甜蜜的悲伤，我

shall say good night till it be morrow.'" Andrea grabbed me again and leaned over until her mouth was almost touching mine. She puckered up her lips. Ewww, disgusting! Andrea was about to kiss me again! I didn't know what to say! I didn't know what to do! I had to think fast! "SHARK!" I yelled. Everybody looked out at the water. In all the excitement over Andrea drowning, we had forgotten about Mr. Sunny! "Help!" Mr. Sunny yelled. "Help!" "Did Mr. Sunny take acting lessons?" asked Michael. "He's drowning, you fobbing, toad-spotted, maggot pie!" said Andrea. "Oh, snap!" Ryan said. "She called you a fobbing, toad-spotted, maggot pie."

说声晚安直到天明。’”安德里亚又一次抓住我，俯身靠近我，直到她的嘴几乎要碰到我的嘴。 她噘起嘴唇。呦,真恶心!安德里亚又要吻我了！我不知道该说什么！我不知道该怎么办！我必须快速思考！“鲨鱼!”我喊道。 每个人都望着水面。 在安德莉亚溺水的激动中，我们忘记了桑尼先生！“救命!”桑尼先生喊道。 “救命!”“桑尼先生上过表演课吗？”迈克尔问。 “他快淹死了，你这个骗子，癞蛤蟆满身的蛆派！”安德烈说。 “哦,中计了!”瑞恩说。“她说你是骗子、癞蛤蟆、蛆虫馅饼。”

"Help! Help!" called Mr. Sunny as his head dipped below the water. "Glub, glub." "Mr. Sunny's a lifeguard," said Neil the nude kid. "How can he be drowning?" "Maybe he's not a real lifeguard," I said. "Did you ever think of that? Maybe he's a fake lifeguard. Maybe he kidnapped our real lifeguard and is holding him in an underground jail cell on a secret island. Stuff like that happens all the time, you know." But this was not a good time to discuss whether Mr. Sunny was a real lifeguard or not. I ran to the water, jumped in, and

“救命!救命！”桑尼先生把头伸进水里，喊道。 “Glub Glub。”“桑尼先生是救生员，”裸体小孩尼尔说。 “他怎么可能会淹死呢？”“也许他不是一个真正的救生员，”我说。 “你想过吗？” 也许他是个假救生员。 也许他绑架了我们真正的救生员把他关在一个秘密岛上的地下牢房里。 你知道，这样的事情经常发生。” 但现在不是讨论桑尼先生是不是真正的救生员的好时机。 我跑到水边，跳进水里，然后