疯狂的学校第二季 · 2 Mr. Sunny Is Funny!

11 Glub, Glub

Chapter 11 Glub, Glub "It's a real, live SHARK!" somebody yelled. "Eeeeeeeeeeeek!" screamed somebody else. "Run for your lives!" shouted Neil the nude kid. Everybody was yelling and screaming and freaking out. Mr. Sunny blew his whistle and ran down the beach toward the water. "Leave this to me," he said. "I know how to handle sharks. I'll lure it away from the beach." "But Mr. Sunny!" I yelled to him. "Andrea—"

“这是一条真正的、活生生的鲨鱼!”有人喊道。 “Eeeeeeeeeeeek !”有人惊叫道。 “逃命!”裸体小孩尼尔喊道。 每个人都在大喊大叫,吓坏了。 桑尼先生吹了口哨,沿着海滩向水跑去。 “这件事交给我吧,”他说。 “我知道怎么对付鲨鱼。 我要把它从海滩上引开。” “可是桑尼先生!”我对他喊道。 “安德里亚- - - - - -”

"No time for that now!" Mr. Sunny said, and he dived into the water and started swimming toward the shark. "Help!" yelled Andrea. "I'm drowning!" "Mr. Sunny can't hear you!" I hollered to Andrea. "He's chasing a shark!" "Glub, glub," said Andrea. "Hey, she's pretty good," said Ryan. "She's even doing the 'glub, glub' part." "Well, she takes acting lessons after school," I told the guys.

“现在没时间了!”桑尼先生说,然后跳进水里,开始向鲨鱼游去。 “救命!”安德烈喊道。“我溺水了!”“先生。 桑妮听不见你说话!”我对安德里亚喊道。 “他在追鲨鱼!”“咕咕,咕咕,”安德烈说。 “嘿,她挺不错的,”瑞恩说。 “她甚至还在做‘咕咕咕咕’的部分。” “嗯,她放学后上表演课,”我告诉他们。

"A.J.," said Michael, "I think Andrea might be in trouble." "Nah, it's all a big act," I told him. "Andrea's a great swimmer. She's been taking swimming lessons since she was three." Andrea takes lessons in everything. If they gave lessons on how to clean your ears, she would take them so she could get better at it. "Help!" Andrea yelled. "I have a cramp! Glub, glub." Then her head went under the water. That's when I realized something. Andrea wasn't pretending to drown! SHE WAS REALLY DROWNING! And she went swimming right after eating pizza! The shark might smell the pizza in her stomach and attack her!

“a.j.,”迈克尔说,“我想安德里亚可能有麻烦了。” “不,这是一场大表演,”我告诉他。 “安德里亚是个游泳好手。 她从三岁起就开始上游泳课了。” 安德里亚什么都学。 如果他们教她如何清洁耳朵,她就会去听,这样她就能做得更好。 “救命!”安德里亚喊道。“我抽筋了!”Glub Glub。” 然后她的头就沉入了水中。 这时我意识到一件事。 安德里亚没有假装溺水!她真的快淹死了!她吃完披萨就去游泳了!鲨鱼可能会闻到她胃里的披萨,然后攻击她!

Mr. Sunny couldn't hear Andrea's cries for help. He was too busy chasing the shark. I looked at Michael. Michael looked at Neil. Neil looked at Ryan. Ryan looked at me. "You should jump in and save her, A.J.," said Ryan. "Why me?" I asked. "You save her." "You're the one who's in love with her," Ryan pointed out. "You should save her." "I am NOT in love with her," I insisted. "You are too!"

桑尼先生听不见安德里亚的呼救声。 他忙着追鲨鱼。 我看着迈克尔。迈克尔看着尼尔。 尼尔看着瑞安。瑞恩看着我。 “你应该跳下去救她,aj,”瑞恩说。 “为什么是我?”我问。“你去救她。” “你才是爱上她的人,”瑞恩指出。 “你应该救她。”“我没有爱上她,”我坚持说。 “你也是!”

"Am not!" We went back and forth like that for a while. "Help!" yelled Andrea. "There's no time to argue about it!" Neil said. "She's drowning! Are you gonna save her or not?" "A.J.," Michael said, "if you don't save Andrea, we're gonna tell everybody you're in love with her." WHAT???!!! So if I saved Andrea, everybody would think I love her. And if I didn't save Andrea, the guys would tell everybody I love her. No matter what I did, everybody would think I love Andrea. "Glub, glub," Andrea said. Then she disappeared under the water. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to say. I had to think fast. I was

“我不是!”我们这样来来回回聊了一会儿。 “救命!”安德烈喊道。“没时间争论了!”尼尔说。 “她是溺水!你到底救不救她"“aj,”迈克尔说,“如果你不救安德里亚,我们会告诉大家你爱上她了。” 什么? ? ! !如果我救了安德莉亚,大家就会觉得我爱她。 如果我不救安德莉亚,他们就会告诉所有人我爱她。 不管我做什么,大家都会以为我爱安德里亚。 “咕咕,咕咕,”安德烈说。 然后她就消失在水下了。 我不知道该怎么办。我不知道该说什么。 我必须快速思考。我是

thinking so hard that my brain hurt. This was the hardest decision of my life.

想得脑子都痛了。 这是我一生中最艰难的决定。

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