1 Yippee!

Mr. Sunny Is Funny!

阳光先生很有趣！

Chapter 1 Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name is A.J. and I hate school. But I don't care about school anymore. You know why? Because last week I graduated from second grade at Ella Mentry School. And third grade doesn't start until September. You know what that means? That's right! It's summertime! I don't have to worry about school for THREE WHOLE MONTHS! Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Before school ended my teacher, Mrs. Daisy, told us to write about our favorite season. We had to read our essays in front of everybody. "My favorite season is spring," wrote Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly

第一章好啊! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我叫A.J. 我讨厌学校。但我不再关心学校了。 你知道为什么吗？因为上周我从艾拉门特里学校二年级毕业了。 三年级九月份才开始。 你知道这意味着什么吗？这是正确的!这是夏天!整整三个月我都不用担心学校的事！好啊! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!放学前，我的老师，黛西夫人，让我们写我们最喜欢的季节。 我们必须在大家面前读我们的论文。 “我最喜欢的季节是春天，”安德里亚·杨（Andrea Young）写道

brown hair. "The sun is out. Flowers are blooming. Birds are chirping. Butterflies flit to and fro. It fills me with joy and happiness." I hate Andrea. What is her problem? Everybody knows the best season of all is summer. That's the first rule of being a kid! Summer blows the doors off the other seasons. You know why summer is so great? Because you don't have to sit still all day. You don't have to pledge the allegiance or have circle time or learn the Word of the Day. You don't have to line up in ABC order and walk in single file. Teachers don't yell at you, and you can't be sent to the principal's office. There's no disgusting cafeteria food to eat. You don't have to read books. No homework! You don't have to learn stuff.

棕色的头发。“太阳出来了。 花儿盛开了。鸟儿在啁啾。 蝴蝶飞来飞去。 它让我充满了快乐和幸福。” 我讨厌安德里亚。她有什么问题？ 每个人都知道最好的季节是夏天。 这是当孩子的第一准则！夏天使其他季节都黯然失色。 你知道夏天为什么这么棒吗？ 因为你不用整天坐着不动。 你不需要宣誓效忠，也不需要有圈子时间，也不需要学习每日一词。 你不必按照ABC的顺序排队，也不必排成一列。 老师不会对你大喊大叫，你也不会被送到校长办公室。 没有令人作呕的自助餐厅食物。 你不需要读书。 没有作业!你不需要学习任何东西。

My brain hurts from so much thinking all year long. In second grade I thought my head was gonna explode from thinking too much. During the school year, you have to go to bed early and get up early. In the summer you can stay up late and get up late. The sun stays out until nine o'clock at night. How does it know to do that? I guess the sun likes summer, too. Summer is like three months of recess! You can have water balloon fights, eat saltwater taffy, and play football on the beach. And you don't have to wear a coat or gloves. You can wear flip-flops and shorts with holes in them. Ice cream tastes better. And you don't have to take as many showers because you can go swimming. I love swimming. I'm a great swimmer. In the summer you can swim all day.

我的脑子因为一整年想得太多而很疼。 二年级的时候，我想我的头要因为想太多而爆炸了。 在学校里，你必须早睡早起。 在夏天你可以晚睡晚起。 太阳一直到晚上九点才出来。 它是怎么知道要这么做的？ 我猜太阳也喜欢夏天。 夏天就像三个月的休息！你可以打水球，吃咸水太妃糖，在海滩上踢足球。 而且你不需要穿外套或手套。 你可以穿人字拖和有洞的短裤。 冰淇淋味道更好。而且你不用洗那么多澡，因为你可以去游泳。 我喜欢游泳。我游泳游得很好。 在夏天你可以整天游泳。

Plus, in the summer when you get sunburned, you can peel off your skin! What's cooler than peeling off your own skin? But here's the number one reason why summer is the best season: I don't have to see Andrea Young for THREE WHOLE MONTHS! Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Three months is 12 weeks. That's 12 whole weeks with no Andrea! I got a calculator for Christmas, and I figured it out. Twelve weeks times 7 days in a week is 84 days. That's 84 days with no Andrea!

另外，在夏天，当你被晒伤时，你可以剥掉你的皮肤！还有什么比剥自己的皮更酷的呢？ 但夏天是最好的季节的首要原因是：我不用整整三个月都见到安德里亚·杨！好啊! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!三个月等于12周。 整整12周都没有安德莉亚！圣诞节我得到了一个计算器，我算出来了。 12周乘以7天等于84天。 已经84天没有安德莉亚了！

And 84 days times 24 hours in a day is 2,016 hours. That's 2,016 hours with no Andrea! And 2,016 hours times 60 minutes in an hour is 120,960 minutes. That's 120,960 minutes with no Andrea! And 120,960 minutes times 60 seconds in a minute is 7,257,600 seconds.* That's more than 7 million seconds with no Andrea! Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm going to enjoy every one of them.

84天乘以24小时等于2016个小时。 那就是2016个小时没有安德莉亚！2016小时乘以60分钟等于120960分钟。 那是120960分钟，没有安德里亚！120960分钟乘以60秒等于7257600秒。*如果没有安德里亚，那就超过700万秒了！好啊! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我会好好享受每一次的。