2. Clash of the Titans

Chapter 2 Clash of the Titans You should have been there! It was a wild scene on the stage. The banana was sword fighting with the candy bar! The peanut was sword fighting with the can of soda! The carrot was sword fighting with the donut! It was hilarious. And we got to see it live and in person. "I'm full of protein!" shouted the peanut as he swung his sword around. "I have lots of energy!" "Get lean and mean by eating greens!" shouted the carrot. "I'm low in fat!" shouted the banana. "And a good source of fiber and vitamins!" "I will make you fat and slow!" shouted the candy bar as she charged with her sword.

第二章诸神之战你应该在那里的！舞台上的场面很疯狂。 香蕉在和糖果斗剑！花生在和汽水斗剑！胡萝卜在和甜甜圈斗剑！太搞笑了。 而且我们还能亲眼看到。 “我富含蛋白质！”花生挥舞着他的剑喊道。 “我精力充沛！”胡萝卜喊道：“吃绿色蔬菜，让你变得又瘦又刻薄！” “我的脂肪含量很低！”香蕉喊道。 “而且是纤维和维生素的好来源！”“我要让你又胖又慢！”糖果棒一边挥舞着剑一边喊道。

"I will clog your arteries!" shouted the donut. "I will ruin your appetite for dinner!" shouted the can of soda. They were all running around the stage sword fighting with each other. It was like Clash of the Titans but with food. The banana hit the candy bar over the head, and it toppled over. "I fell down and I can't get up!" shouted the candy bar. "I'm too tired!"

“我要堵住你的动脉！”甜甜圈喊道。 “我要毁了你晚餐的胃口！”汽水罐喊道。 他们都在舞台上跑来跑去，互相斗剑。 就像《诸神之战》一样，只不过有食物。 香蕉打在糖果棒的头上，把它打翻了。 “我摔倒了，起不来了！”糖果棒喊道。 “我太累了！”

In front of me, Andrea was talking to her crybaby friend, Emily. "This skit is very violent," she said. "I'm not sure it's appropriate for children." "Can you possibly be more boring?" I told her. "Oh, snap!" said Ryan. Except for Andrea and Emily, all the kids were yelling and screaming with excitement. Up on the stage, the peanut knocked the sword out of the soda can's hand. The soda can ran away. Everybody cheered. Ms. Leakey and the carrot were fighting with Officer Spence, I mean, the donut. It was awesome. "I'm good for you!" shouted the carrot. "But I taste better!" shouted the donut. "Sugar and fat are my enemies!" shouted Ms. Leakey. "They must be your enemies too."

在我面前，安德里亚正在和她爱哭的朋友艾米丽说话。 “这个小品非常暴力，”她说。 “我不确定它是否适合儿童。” “你还能再无聊一点吗？”我告诉了她。 “哦，糟了！”瑞恩说。除了安德里亚和艾米丽，所有的孩子都兴奋地大喊大叫。 在舞台上，花生打掉了汽水罐手中的剑。 汽水罐跑掉了。每个人都欢呼起来。 利基女士和胡萝卜在和斯宾塞警官打架，我是说，甜甜圈。 太棒了。“我对你有好处！”胡萝卜喊道。 “但是我的味道更好！”甜甜圈喊道。 “糖和脂肪是我的敌人！” 利基。“他们一定也是你的敌人。”

Ms. Leakey kept stabbing her sword at the donut, but Officer Spence was jumping around, so the sword only hit the donut hole. He was fighting back hard, but it was two against one. Ms. Leakey got on one side of him, and the carrot got on his other side. "This is for your own good, donut!" shouted Ms. Leakey. "Charge!" And then, together, they stabbed the donut! "Die, empty calories!" Ms. Leakey shouted. Officer Spence let out a scream, and then he fell to his donut knees and started crying.

利基女士一直用剑刺甜甜圈，但斯宾塞警官跳来跳去，所以剑只刺到甜甜圈洞。 他奋力反击，但那是二对一。 利基小姐站在他的一边，胡萝卜站在他的另一边。 “这是为了你好，甜甜圈！” 利基。“收费!”然后，他们一起捅了甜甜圈！“去死吧，空卡路里！”Ms。 李基喊道。斯宾塞警官发出一声尖叫，然后跪在地上哭了起来。

When they pulled the swords out of him, chocolate syrup started squirting all over the place like a fountain. I thought I was gonna throw up, but it was cool. "This is really inappropriate for children," said Andrea. What is her problem? Andrea is no fun at all. "Help!" shouted the donut. "I'm losing my partially hydrogenated corn syrup!"

当他们把剑从他身上拔出来时，巧克力糖浆像喷泉一样喷得到处都是。 我以为我要吐了，但还好。 “这真的不适合孩子，”安德里亚说。 她有什么问题？安德里亚一点也不好玩。 “救命！”甜甜圈喊道。 “我的部分氢化玉米糖浆快没了！”

"Victory is… sweet!" shouted Ms. Leakey. "Oh, untimely death!" Officer Spence moaned. And then he fell forward and stopped moving. Ms. Leakey, Mrs. Roopy, Mr. Macky, and Mrs. Cooney went to the front of the stage and took a bow. We all clapped in a big circle. "Thank you," Ms. Leakey said. "I hope you liked our performance. If you'll excuse me, I need to go do some push-ups." Then she ran away. We all clapped again. Mr. Klutz climbed up on the stage and made the shut up peace sign to calm everybody down. "Well, that was exciting!" he said. "So, did you kids learn anything from this skit?" "Yeah," I hollered. "Sword fighting is cool!"

“胜利是……甜蜜的！” 利基。“啊，英年早逝！”斯宾塞警官呻吟着。 然后他向前摔倒，停止了移动。 利基女士、鲁比夫人、麦基先生和库尼夫人走到台前鞠了一躬。 我们围成一个大圈鼓掌。 “谢谢你，”利基说。 “我希望你喜欢我们的表演。 如果你不介意的话，我要去做俯卧撑了。” 然后她跑掉了。我们又一次鼓掌。 克鲁兹先生爬上舞台，做了个“闭嘴”的手势，让大家安静下来。 “嗯，那太令人兴奋了！”他说。 “那么，你们从这个小品中学到了什么吗？”“是的，”我喊道。 “斗剑太酷了！”