10. Junk Food Junkies

Chapter 10 Junk Food Junkies Ella Mentry School was getting healthy. Disgustingly healthy! Every day, Mr. Granite told us we were more alert in class, we were standing up straighter, and we were full of energy. There were no more soda machines in the school. No candy was allowed. Our lunch lady, Ms. LaGrange, was preparing healthy meals. Our moms and dads were packing lunches for us that were filled with fruits, nuts, vegetables, and other yucky stuff. Our custodian, Miss Lazar, put a sign in front of the school that said SUGAR– FREE ZONE. You weren't even allowed to have your parents bring in cupcakes on your birthday anymore.

第十章垃圾食品瘾君子艾拉·门特瑞学校越来越健康了。 讨厌地身体健康!格拉尼特老师每天都告诉我们，我们在课堂上更警觉了，我们站得更直了，我们充满了活力。 学校里不再有汽水贩卖机了。 不准吃糖。我们的午餐小姐。 拉格朗日正在准备健康的饭菜。 我们的父母为我们准备午餐，里面装满了水果、坚果、蔬菜和其他令人作呕的东西。 我们的保管人拉扎尔小姐在学校门口放了一块牌子，上面写着“无糖区”。 你甚至不允许你的父母在你生日那天带纸杯蛋糕来。

It was horrible! "These tofu hot dogs are delicious!" said Little Miss Perfect while we were eating lunch in the vomitorium. "I feel so much healthier since Ms. Leakey arrived." "Me too," said Emily, who always agrees with everything Andrea says.

太可怕了！“这些豆腐热狗真好吃！”当我们在食堂吃午饭的时候，完美小姐说。 她说：“自从她离开后，我感觉健康多了。 李基到来。”“我也是，”艾米丽说，她总是同意安德里亚说的一切。

"I wish I had a candy bar," said Michael. "I heard Ms. Leakey is trying to pass a law that will make it illegal to be caught with sugar packets," said Ryan. "I heard she hijacked a truck full of Doritos so it couldn't come into town," I said. "Health teachers can't do that," said Neil the nude kid. "People should be allowed to make up their own minds about what to eat." "Yeah!" "Y'know, maybe Ms. Leakey isn't a health teacher at all," I said. "Did you ever think of that?" "What do you mean?" asked Ryan. "Maybe Ms. Leakey murdered our real health teacher," I told them. "Arlo, stop trying to scare Emily," said Andrea.

“我希望我有一根糖果棒，”迈克尔说。 瑞安说：“我听说利基女士正试图通过一项法律，规定携带糖包被抓到是非法的。” “我听说她劫持了一辆装满多力多滋的卡车，这样它就不能进城了，”我说。 “健康老师不能那样做，”裸体小孩尼尔说。 “应该允许人们自己决定吃什么。” “是啊!”“你知道，也许。 利基根本不是一个健康老师，”我说。 “你想过吗？”“你是什么意思？”瑞恩问。 “也许利基小姐谋杀了我们真正的健康老师，”我告诉他们。 “阿乐，别吓唬爱米丽了，”安德烈说。

"I'm scared!" said Emily. "Ms. Leakey is probably the evil twin of our real health teacher," I said. "She killed her sister, and I bet she buried her in the farm she's got in her office. Stuff like that happens all the time, you know." "We've got to do something!" shouted Emily. And then she went running out of the vomitorium. Sheesh, get a grip! That girl will fall for anything. "I need candy," said Michael. "I would pay a million dollars for a Kit Kat right now," I said. "I would sell my little brother for just one gummi bear," said Neil. We were all candy deprived and depressed. But that's when I got the greatest idea in the history of the world. "Hey!" I said. "I know where we can get

“我害怕！”爱米丽说。”女士。 “利基可能是我们真正的健康老师的邪恶双胞胎，”我说。 “她杀了她妹妹，我敢打赌她把她埋在了她办公室里的那个农场里。 你知道，这样的事情经常发生。” “我们得做点什么！”爱米丽喊道。 然后她就跑出了体育馆。 嘿，控制一下！那个女孩什么都会上当。 “我需要糖果，”迈克尔说。 “我现在愿意花一百万美元买一块奇巧巧克力，”我说。 “我愿意为了一个小熊软糖卖掉我的弟弟，”尼尔说。 我们都被剥夺了糖果，情绪低落。 但就在那时，我有了一个世界历史上最伟大的想法。 “嘿!”我说。“我知道我们可以去哪里

some candy!" "Where?" asked Ryan. "Follow me." I scraped off my tray into the garbage can. Then I led the guys out the door into the playground. Even Andrea came along. It was recess, and kids were all over the playground. I led the gang over to the corner where the Dumpster is kept. "That's where Ms. Leakey has been throwing our junk food," I said, pointing at the Dumpster. "Of course!" said Ryan. "There must be lots of candy in there!" "You're a genius, A.J.!" said Michael. "You should get the No Bell Prize." "I don't know why we didn't think of this before!" said Neil the nude kid. "Dumpster diving is fun." "I'm not eating candy out of a

一些糖果!”“在哪儿？”瑞恩问。 “跟我来。”我把盘子刮下来扔进了垃圾桶。 然后我领着孩子们出了门，来到操场上。 就连安德里亚也来了。现在是课间休息，孩子们都在操场上。 我把这帮人带到了放垃圾箱的角落。 “利基女士一直把我们的垃圾食品扔在那里，”我指着垃圾桶说。 “当然！”瑞恩说。“里面一定有很多糖果！”“你是个天才，A.J.!”迈克尔说。 “你应该得诺贝尔奖。” “我不知道为什么我们之前没有想到这一点！”裸体小孩尼尔说。 “翻垃圾桶很有趣。”“我才不要吃糖果。