10 Pizza Toppings

Chapter 10 Pizza Toppings "The lady from The Guinness Book of World Records is here!" Mrs. Patty announced over the loudspeaker. "And so is Channel 7 News!" Everybody was even more excited when two vans pulled up to the school driveway. The Channel 7 News team got out with cameras and microphones and stuff. We all ran over to greet the lady from The Guinness Book of World Records. "Chip chip cheerio, old chap,"5 she said as she shook hands with Mr. Tony. "So where is this extremely large pizza I heard so much about?" "Follow me," Mr. Tony said. "I can't wait to see it," said the Guinness lady. "I have seen some pretty big pizzas in

“吉尼斯世界纪录的保持者来了！”帕蒂夫人通过扩音器宣布。 “第七频道新闻频道也是！”当两辆货车停在学校车道上时，每个人都更兴奋了。 第七频道的新闻摄制组带着摄像机和麦克风出来了。 我们都跑过去迎接这位吉尼斯世界纪录保持者。 “脆脆脆脆的，老伙计，”她一边和托尼先生握手一边说。 “那么，我听说过很多次的超大披萨在哪里？”“跟我来，”托尼说。 “我等不及要看了，”吉尼斯女士说。 “我在店里见过一些相当大的披萨

my time, but—" She never got the chance to finish her sentence because suddenly there was a loud rumbling sound over the playground. "What's that?" Andrea asked. "Look, up in the air!" yelled Ryan. "It's a bird!" yelled Michael. "It's a plane!" yelled Neil the nude kid. "No, it's a parachuting ape!" I yelled. It was true. High above our heads, an ape was floating down over the school under a big white parachute. The Channel 7

我的时间，但是——”她还没来得及把话说完，因为操场上突然响起了轰隆的声音。 “那是什么?”安德里亚问道。 “看，在空中！”瑞恩喊道。 “是一只鸟！”迈克尔喊道。 “那是一架飞机！”裸体小孩尼尔喊道。 “不，这是一只正在跳伞的猿猴！”我喊道。 这是真的。在我们头顶的高处，一只猿猴在一个巨大的白色降落伞下漂浮在学校上空。 第七频道

News team pointed their cameras up in the air. "It's not an ape," yelled Andrea. "It's Mr. Klutz in an ape suit!" Andrea was right! And he was coming down directly over our heads! Everybody was yelling, screaming, freaking out, and waving their arms trying to signal Mr. Klutz. "No! Not here!" we were yelling. "Not here!" Mr. Klutz was coming down right over the pizza! "Run for your lives!" shouted Neil the nude kid. "Watch out!" "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" That's when Mr. Klutz hit the ground, right in the middle of our pizza. Splllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt. It was a real Kodak moment. Everybody

新闻摄制组把他们的照相机对准了空中。 “这不是猿，”安德里亚喊道。 “是穿猿人装的克鲁茨先生！”安德里亚是对的！他就在我们头顶上飞下来！每个人都在大喊大叫，惊慌失措，挥舞着手臂试图向克鲁茨先生发出信号。 “不!不要在这里！” “不在!”克鲁茨先生正好从披萨上下来！“逃命！”裸体小孩尼尔喊道。 “小心!”“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !”就在这时，克鲁茨先生撞到了地上，就在我们的披萨中间。 Splllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt。 这是一个真正的柯达时刻。 每个人都

came running over to the edge of the pizza. "Glub glub!" Mr. Klutz yelled. "Help! I can't swim!" "He's drowning in tomato sauce!" Emily shouted. "We've got to do something!" "I'll save you!" shouted Mr. Tony. He dived headfirst into the middle of the pizza. Mr. Klutz was flailing all over the place like a fish on the bottom of a boat. Mr. Tony kept trying to grab him, but they were both

跑到披萨边上。 “Glub Glub !”克鲁茨先生喊道。 “救命!我不会游泳！”“他被番茄酱淹没了！”艾米丽喊道。 “我们必须做点什么！”“我来救你！”托尼先生喊道。 他一头扎进披萨中间。 克鲁茨先生就像一条在船底的鱼一样到处乱窜。 托尼先生一直想抓住他，但他们两个都被

covered with tomato sauce, and they were just slipping and sliding all over the pizza. You should have been there! Mr. Klutz was freaking out. We saw it live and in person. He had cheese all over his bald head. And Mr. Tony was full of baloney! "I say, old chaps," said the Guinness lady, "why are those blokes wrestling in your giant pizza?" "The guy with the mustache is our after-school program director," I told her, "and the bald guy with cheese on his head is our principal."

裹着番茄酱，在披萨上滑来滑去。 你应该去的！克鲁茨先生吓坏了。 我们亲眼看到了。 他的光头上全是奶酪。 托尼先生满口胡言！“我说，伙计们，”吉尼斯女士说，“为什么那些家伙在你们的大披萨里摔跤？”“那个留小胡子的是我们课后项目的主管，”我告诉她，“那个头上顶着奶酪的光头是我们的校长。”

"Ah, I see," said the Guinness lady. "Pizza-wrestling must be some sort of strange American tradition, like baseball." Finally, Mr. Tony was able to pull Mr. Klutz off the pizza. The two of them were a mess. "Who put that giant pizza in the middle of the playground?" asked Mr. Klutz as he wiped tomato sauce off his face. "We did," Mr. Tony told him. "We made it so we could get into The Guinness Book of World Records. Why did you land on our pizza?" "It was windy," Mr. Klutz said. "I saw the big red circle down below me. I got confused. I thought it was the circle on the roof of the school. From up in the air, it looked like a target." "It's not a target!" Mr. Tony explained. "It's the biggest pizza in the world!"

“啊，我明白了，”吉尼斯女士说。 “披萨摔跤一定是某种奇怪的美国传统，就像棒球一样。” 最后，托尼先生终于把克鲁茨先生从披萨上拉了下来。 他们俩简直一团糟。 “是谁把那个巨大的披萨放在操场中央的？”克鲁茨一边擦去脸上的番茄酱，一边问道。 “是的，”托尼先生告诉他。 “我们这样做是为了能进入吉尼斯世界纪录。 你为什么落在我们的披萨上？”“风很大，”克鲁茨说。 “我看到我下面有一个大红圈。 我很困惑。我以为是学校屋顶上的圆圈。 从空中看，它就像一个目标。” “这不是目标！”托尼先生解释道。 “这是世界上最大的披萨！”