9 Cantaloupe

Chapter 9 Cantaloupe Saturday Night Live is a cool TV show. It's on at night on Saturday, and it's live. So it has the perfect name. Usually, I'm not allowed to stay up that late, but my parents said this was a special occasion because Zack was performing with Fish Food. They even let me invite Ryan, Michael, and Neil over to watch.

周六夜现场是一个很酷的电视节目。 它在周六晚上播出，而且是现场直播。 所以它有一个完美的名字。 通常，我是不允许熬夜到那么晚的，但我父母说这是一个特殊的场合，因为扎克要和鱼食一起表演。 他们甚至让我邀请瑞恩、迈克尔和尼尔过来观看。

Everybody was excited. In the middle of the show Fish Food came out and everybody went crazy. Zack was jumping up and down and running all over the stage while he sang "I Love Dirt." It was cool. On Monday morning everyone was talking about it. We all told Miss Mary how awesome it was to see Zack on TV.

每个人都很兴奋。节目进行到一半时，鱼食出现了，大家都疯了。 扎克一边唱着“我爱泥土”，一边在舞台上跳上跳下，跑遍了整个舞台。 很酷。星期一早上，每个人都在谈论这件事。 我们都跟玛丽小姐说能在电视上看到扎克真是太棒了。

"Okay, settle down," said Mr. Granite. "I'm sure we all watched Miss Mary's boyfriend, Zack, on Saturday Night Live. It was very exciting. But now that it's over, it's time to get back to work. So please turn to page twenty-three in your math books." Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted. I knew we couldn't avoid math forever. But you'll never believe in a million hundred years what happened at that moment. Zack climbed in the window! "Oh no!" Mr. Granite said, throwing his hands up in the air. "I give up." "Zack!" shouted Miss Mary. "Mary!" shouted Zack. "I missed you!" "I missed you, too!" That's when the smooching began. Ugh, disgusting!

“好吧，安静点，”格拉尼特先生说。 “我相信我们都看过玛丽小姐的男朋友扎克在《周六夜现场》上的表演。 这是非常令人兴奋的。但现在一切都结束了，是时候回去工作了。 所以请把数学课本翻到第二十三页。” 好吧，这段感情还挺好玩的。 我知道我们不可能永远逃避数学。 但你永远也不会相信那一刻发生了什么。 扎克爬进了窗户！“哦,不!”格拉尼特先生举起双手说。 “我放弃了。”“扎克！”玛丽小姐喊道。 “玛丽！”扎克喊道。“我想你！”“我也想你！”那就是接吻开始的时候。 啊,真恶心!

"Those two are so romantic!" said Andrea. "You were awesome on TV the other night!" Ryan told Zack. "We all watched." "Can I have your autograph?" asked Michael. "Sure," Zack said. "I'm sorry to interrupt the class again, Mr. Granite." "What else is new?" asked Mr. Granite. "A lot!" Zack said. "After the show was over, a guy came into our dressing room and signed us to a record deal. Next week we're going to make our first album. We're getting T-shirts and posters, too. They're even going to make me into a bobble head statue!" "I'm so proud of you, Zack!" said Miss Mary. "But here's the big news," Zack told Miss

“他们俩真浪漫！”安德里亚说。 “那天晚上你在电视上表现得太棒了！”瑞恩告诉扎克。 “我们都在看。”“我能要你的签名吗？”迈克尔问。 “当然，”扎克说。“很抱歉，格拉尼特先生，我又打断了课堂。” “还有什么新鲜事吗？”格拉尼特先生问。 “很多!”扎克说。“演出结束后，一个家伙走进我们的更衣室，和我们签了一份唱片合约。 下周我们将制作我们的第一张专辑。 我们还会收到t恤和海报。 他们甚至要把我做成一个泡泡头雕像！”“我真为你骄傲，扎克！”玛丽小姐说。 “但这里有个大新闻，”扎克告诉小姐

Mary. "Fish Food is going on a worldwide concert tour, and… I want you to come with us, Mary." "WOW!" we all said, which is "MOM" upside down. "But… I promised to be a student teacher for a year," Miss Mary said. "It wouldn't be fair to Mr. Granite if I left." "It would be fair! It would be fair!" Mr. Granite said. "Go!" Then Zack got down on one knee in front of Miss Mary. "Oh no!" yelled Andrea. "He's getting down on one knee!" "I think I'm gonna cry!" yelled Emily. "What's the big deal?" I said. "He must have dropped his contact lens or something." Zack took a little box out of his pocket. "I can't believe it!" Andrea shrieked.

玛丽。“鱼食要进行全球巡回演唱会，我想让你和我们一起去，玛丽。” “哇！”我们都说，这是“妈妈”的上下颠倒。 “但是……我答应做一年的实习教师，”玛丽小姐说。 “如果我离开，对格拉尼特先生不公平。” “这样才公平！”这样才公平！”格拉尼特说。 “走吧!”然后扎克单膝跪在玛丽小姐面前。 “哦，不！”“他单膝跪地了！”“我想我要哭了！”艾米丽喊道。 “这有什么大不了的？”我说。 “他一定是把隐形眼镜什么的掉了。” 扎克从口袋里拿出一个小盒子。 “我简直不敢相信！”安德里亚尖叫起来。

"He's got a little box!" "So what?" I said. "He probably keeps his contact lenses in there." All the girls were freaking out. What is their problem? Zack opened the little box. "Mary," Zack said, "will you marry me?" "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" all the girls screamed. "He asked her to marry him!"

“他有一个小盒子！”“所以什么?”我说。 “他可能把隐形眼镜放在里面了。” 所有的女孩都吓坏了。 他们的问题是什么？扎克打开了小盒子。 “玛丽，”扎克说，“你愿意嫁给我吗？”“eeeeeeeeeeeeek !”所有的女孩尖叫着。 “他向她求婚了！”