8 Zack’s Big Nose

Chapter 8 Zack's Big Nose The next day was Friday. Mr. Granite didn't start the morning with Word of the Day like he usually does. We didn't do show-and-tell. We didn't even pledge the allegiance. Mr. Granite said he wanted to make sure we had time to work on math. "Open your math books," he told us, "and turn to page twenty-three." I took my math book out of my desk. Bummer in the summer! We were actually going to have to do math, the most boring subject in the history of the world. But that's when Zack climbed in the window. Yay! No math! "Zack!" shouted Miss Mary. "Mary!" shouted Zack.

第八章扎克的大鼻子第二天是星期五。 格拉尼特先生没有像往常一样以每日一词开始早上的工作。 我们没有做展示。 我们甚至没有宣誓效忠。 格拉尼特先生说他想确保我们有时间学习数学。 “打开你们的数学书，”他告诉我们，“翻到第二十三页。” 我把数学书从书桌上拿了出来。 夏天的流浪者！我们实际上要做的是数学，世界历史上最无聊的科目。 但就在那时，扎克爬进了窗户。 耶!没有数学!“扎克！”玛丽小姐喊道。 “玛丽！”扎克喊道。

"Not again!" shouted Mr. Granite as he slammed his math book shut. "Zack, what are you doing here now? Why don't you save us all some time and go hide in the cloakroom?" "I love you, Zack!" said Miss Mary. "I love you, too!" said Zack. They started smooching, of course. Ugh, disgusting! "Those two are so romantic!" said Andrea. "I'm sorry to interrupt your class, Mr. Granite," Zack said. "But I had to come in. I have big news!" "Zack has a big nose," I whispered to Ryan. "What is it?" we all asked. Mr. Granite sat at his desk. He looked tired. "Y'know the video that Andrea shot of me singing 'I Love Dirt'?" Zack said.

“别再这样了！”格拉尼特先生大声喊道，砰的一声合上了他的数学书。 “扎克，你现在在这里干什么？” 你为什么不给我们大家节省点时间，躲到衣帽间里去呢？”“我爱你，扎克！”玛丽小姐说。 “我也爱你！”扎克说。 当然，他们开始接吻。 啊,真恶心!“他们俩真浪漫！”安德里亚说。 “很抱歉打断你的课，花岗岩先生，”扎克说。 “但我必须进来。我有个大新闻！”“扎克有个大鼻子，”我低声对瑞安说。 “这是什么？”我们都问。 格拉尼特先生坐在桌旁。 他看上去很疲倦。“你知道安德里亚拍的我唱《我爱泥土》的视频吗？”扎克说。

"Yes," said Andrea. "My mom helped me upload it to YouTube after school yesterday." "Well, it went viral!" Zack exclaimed. "It went viral! It went viral! It went viral!" everybody started yelling. Huh? What the heck does that mean? Going viral doesn't sound good. I had a virus once, and it made me throw up. "Did you throw up?" I asked Zack. "Going viral means that thousands of people saw the video!" Andrea said excitedly. "Actually," Zack said, "millions of people saw it. Not only that, but last night I got a call from the producer of Saturday Night Live! He loved 'I Love Dirt'! He wants to fly me and Fish Food to New York so we can perform it on the show tomorrow night!" "You're kidding me!" Miss Mary said,

“是的，”安德烈说。“昨天放学后，我妈妈帮我把它上传到YouTube上。” “嗯，它疯传了！”扎克喊道。 “它疯传了！它疯传了！它疯传了！”每个人都开始大喊。 嗯?这到底是什么意思？ 病毒式传播听起来不太好。 我曾经感染过病毒，让我吐了。 “你吐了吗？”我问扎克。 “走红意味着成千上万的人看了这个视频！”安德烈兴奋地说。 “事实上，”扎克说，“数百万人看到了它。 不仅如此，昨晚我还接到了《周六夜现场》制片人的电话！他喜欢《我爱泥土》！他想让我和鱼食飞到纽约，这样我们就可以在明晚的节目上表演了！”“你在开玩笑吧！”玛丽小姐说：

jumping up and down. "I'm not kidding you!" said Zack, jumping up and down with her. "You're joking!" "I'm not joking!" They went back and forth like that for a while. But finally, Zack convinced Miss Mary that it was true. Fish Food would be flying to New York to perform "I Love Dirt" on Saturday Night Live.

跳上跳下。“我不是在跟你开玩笑！”扎克说着，跟着她跳上跳下。 “你在开玩笑吧!”“我不是在开玩笑！”他们这样来回了一会儿。 但最终，扎克让玛丽小姐相信了这是真的。 Fish Food将飞往纽约，在《周六夜现场》（Saturday Night Live）上表演《我爱泥土》（I Love Dirt）。

"That's wonderful, Zack!" Miss Mary yelled. Everybody in the class was freaking out, jumping up and down and going crazy. Well, everybody except Mr. Granite. He didn't look very happy. There was no way we were going to be doing any math for the rest of the day.

“太棒了，扎克！”玛丽小姐喊道。 班上的每个人都吓坏了，跳上跳下，发疯了。 好吧，除了格拉尼特先生。 他看起来不太高兴。 在今天剩下的时间里，我们不可能做任何数学运算。