7 I Love Dirt

Chapter 7 I Love Dirt The next day, first thing in the morning, we had show-and-tell. I brought in some of my Matchbox cars. Ryan brought in a model plane he built from a kit. Andrea brought in her parents' video camera that she uses to shoot movies. "Okay," Mr. Granite said after show-and-tell was over. Now we can finally get to our math lesson. Turn to page twenty-three." But we didn't get to our math lesson. Because at that moment, guess who climbed in the window? "Zack!" shouted Mary. "Mary!" shouted Zack. "Not again!" shouted Mr. Granite. "Don't you ever use the door?" "I love you!"

第7章我喜欢泥土第二天，早上的第一件事是我们进行“展示-讲述”。 我把我的火柴盒车带来了。 赖安带来了一架他用工具箱做的飞机模型。 安德里亚带来了她父母用来拍电影的摄像机。 “好吧，”格拉尼特先生在演示结束后说。 现在我们终于可以上数学课了。 翻到第二十三页。” 但是我们还没开始上数学课。 因为在那一刻，猜猜是谁爬进了窗户？ “扎克！”玛丽喊道。“玛丽！”扎克喊道。 “别再这样了！”格拉尼特先生喊道。 “你从来不用这扇门吗？”“我爱你！”

"I love you, too!" Zack and Miss Mary started smooching, like always. Ugh, disgusting! "They are so romantic!" said Andrea. "Hey, I finished writing my song," Zack told Miss Mary. "Do you want to hear it?" "Perhaps you can sing the song after school is over," suggested Mr. Granite. "We really need to work on math." "I want to hear Zack's song now!" whined Miss Mary. "So do we!" all the kids shouted.

“我也爱你！”扎克和玛丽小姐开始像往常一样接吻。 啊,真恶心!“他们太浪漫了！”安德烈说。 “嘿，我写完了我的歌，”扎克告诉玛丽小姐。 “你想听吗？”“也许你可以在放学后唱这首歌，”格拉尼特先生建议道。 “我们真的需要在数学上下功夫。” “我现在想听扎克的歌！”玛丽小姐抱怨道。 “我们也是！”孩子们喊道。

"If you don't let Zack sing his song," Miss Mary told Mr. Granite, "I'm going to tell Daddy you're a bad teacher." "Sing the song," Mr. Granite said, closing his eyes and rubbing his forehead. "Yay!" everybody cheered. "Can I film you with my video camera?" Andrea asked Zack. "Sure!" he replied. Then he started rapping: "I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt!" Zack motioned for us to chant with him…. "I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt!" Then he started rapping: "Now, some love Ernie,

“如果你不让扎克唱他的歌，”玛丽小姐告诉格拉尼特先生，“我要告诉爸爸你是个坏老师。” “唱这首歌吧，”格拉尼特先生说着，闭上眼睛，揉了揉额头。 “耶！”大家欢呼起来。“我能用摄像机拍下你吗？”安德里亚问扎克。 “当然！”他回答。然后他开始说唱：“我爱土！我爱土！我爱土！我爱土！”扎克示意我们跟他一起唱.... “我爱土！”我爱土！我爱土！我爱土！”然后他开始说唱：“现在，有些人喜欢厄尼，

and some love Bert, And some love Big Bird; but I love dirt!" We all chanted: "I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt!" Then Zack started rapping again: "Now, some love dinner, and some love dessert, And some love breakfast; but I love dirt!" We all chanted: "I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt!" Then Zack started rapping again: "Now, listen to me,' cause I'm an expert.

有些人喜欢伯特，有些人喜欢大鸟；但我喜欢土！”我们齐声高呼：“我爱泥土！我爱土！我爱土！我爱土！”然后扎克又开始说唱：“现在，有些人喜欢晚餐，有些人喜欢甜点，有些人喜欢早餐；但我喜欢土！”我们齐声高呼：“我爱泥土！我爱土！我爱土！我爱土！”然后扎克又开始说唱：“现在，听我说，因为我是专家。

Don't freak out if you get it on your shirt. I rub it on my face, I love gettin' dirty, And I'll keep doin' it until I turn thirty." We all chanted: "I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt!" Then Zack started rapping again: "So when I'm dead and did my last concert, Throw me in a hole and cover it with dirt." We all chanted: "I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt!" Then Zack started rapping again:

如果你把它弄到你的衬衫上，不要惊慌。 我把它擦在脸上，我喜欢弄脏，我会一直这样做直到我30岁。” 我们齐声高呼：“我爱泥土！我爱土！我爱土！我爱土！”然后扎克又开始说唱了：“所以当我死后开了最后一场演唱会，把我扔进一个洞里，用土盖住它。” 我们齐声高呼：“我爱泥土！我爱土！我爱土！我爱土！”然后扎克又开始说唱了：

"It doesn't hurt—I love dirt! I'm here to assert—I love dirt! I gotta blurt—I love dirt! Don't mean to be curt—I love dirt! I'm issuing an all points alert—I love dirt!" Zack took a bow. We all cheered and clapped. "That song is awesome!" Miss Mary told Zack. "I wrote it just for you," he replied. "I think I'm going to cry!" said Miss Mary. "That is so romantic!" Andrea said. "Would it be okay if I put this video up on YouTube?" "Sure," said Zack. "That would be cool." "Okay, can we get back to math now?" Mr. Granite said. He told us to open our math books to

“不疼——我喜欢脏东西！”我在这里声明——我爱土！我得脱口而出——我爱土！别想这么无礼——我喜欢脏东西！我要发布一个满分警报——我爱脏！”扎克鞠了一躬。 我们都欢呼鼓掌。 “这首歌太棒了！”玛丽小姐告诉扎克。 “我只是为你写的，”他回答说。 “我想我要哭了！”玛丽小姐说。 “太浪漫了！”安德里亚说。 “我可以把这个视频放到YouTube上吗？”“当然，”扎克说。 “那太酷了。”“好了，我们可以回到数学上来了吗？”格拉尼特说。 他叫我们打开数学书