4 Bog Snorkeling and Cheese Rolling

Chapter 4 Bog Snorkeling and Cheese Rolling After Mr. Klutz left, Zack came out of the cloakroom. "Thanks, dude," he told Mr. Granite. "If old man Klutz finds out I'm here with Mary, he'll have me bloody head." "I don't see any blood on your head," I told Zack. "People in England say the word 'bloody' all the time, Arlo," Andrea told me. "Zack just means that Mr. Klutz will be angry if he finds him here with Miss Mary." That's sure a weird way to say it. "I thought people in England were always saying 'Chip, chip, cheerio, old chap,'" said Michael. "I saw that in a movie."

第四章沼泽浮潜和滚奶酪克鲁茨先生走后，扎克从衣帽间出来了。 “谢谢，伙计，”他对格拉尼特先生说。 “如果老克鲁茨发现我和玛丽在一起，他会杀了我的” “我没看到你头上有血，”我告诉扎克。 “英国人总是说‘血腥’这个词，阿罗，”安德里亚告诉我。 “扎克的意思是，如果克鲁茨先生发现他和玛丽小姐在一起，他会生气的。” 这么说可真奇怪。 “我以为英国人总是说‘薯条、薯条、麦片，老伙计’，”迈克尔说。 “我在电影里看过。”

"Nobody ever says 'Chip, chip, cheerio,'" said Miss Mary. "I guess we have a lot to learn about England," said Mr. Granite. "Does everybody in England dress like you two?" asked Ryan. "Or are those your Halloween costumes?" "This is how I always dress," said Zack. "My favorite color is black." "Mine too," said Miss Mary. "I love black spiders and insects. They're my friends. Back home I have a black bat named Roger." Miss Mary is scary. "Black isn't even a color," said Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes. "How did your pants get ripped like that?" asked Emily. "Did you get caught climbing a fence?" "Oh no. I used a pair of scissors," said

“从来没有人说‘脆片，脆片，脆片’，”玛丽小姐说。 “我想我们对英国还有很多要了解的，”格拉尼特先生说。 “在英国，每个人都穿得像你们俩吗？” “或者这是你的万圣节服装？”“我总是这样穿，”扎克说。 “我最喜欢的颜色是黑色。” “我的也是，”玛丽小姐说。 “我喜欢黑蜘蛛和昆虫。 他们是我的朋友。在家里，我有一只名叫罗杰的黑蝙蝠。” 玛丽小姐很吓人。“黑色甚至不是一种颜色，”尼尔说，尽管他穿着衣服，我们还是称他为裸体孩子。 “你的裤子怎么会被扯成那样？”艾米丽问。 “你爬栅栏被抓了吗？”“哦,不。 我用的是一把剪刀。

*Miss Mary. "Don't my pants look fierce?" "I could darn them for you," Andrea told her. "I took a sewing class after school last year." "No thanks," said Zack and Miss Mary. "Maybe you'd like to tell the children a little bit about what life is like in England," suggested Mr. Granite. We all crowded around Miss Mary and Zack. "Well, my friends and I really love to go bog snorkeling," Zack said. "Bog snorkeling?" asked Neil. "What's that?" "It's when you snorkel through a bog," Zack told us. "My friends and I love cheese rolling," said Miss Mary. "Let me guess," I said. "You roll cheese?"

玛丽小姐。“我的裤子看起来很猛吧？”“我可以帮你补，”安德里亚告诉她。 “去年放学后我参加了一个缝纫班。” “不，谢谢，”扎克和玛丽小姐说。 “也许你愿意告诉孩子们一点英国的生活是什么样的，”格拉尼特先生建议道。 我们都挤在玛丽和扎克小姐周围。 “嗯，我和我的朋友们真的很喜欢去沼泽浮潜，”扎克说。 “沼泽浮潜？”尼尔问。 “那是什么?”扎克告诉我们：“当你浮潜穿过沼泽的时候。” “我和我的朋友们都喜欢滚奶酪，”玛丽小姐说。 “让我猜猜，”我说。“你卷奶酪吗？”

"Yes!" said Miss Mary. "It happens on the Spring Bank Holiday. The cheese roller will roll a round cheese down a hill, and we all chase it. The winner is the first person to grab the cheese." "It sounds very dangerous," said Andrea. "Oh, it is," said Miss Mary. "One time I got a bloody nose." "But your nose wasn't really bloody, right?" I asked. "You just say the word

“是的！”玛丽小姐说。“这发生在春节银行假期。 奶酪滚车会把一个圆形的奶酪滚下山，我们都去追它。 谁先抢到奶酪，谁就赢了。” “听起来很危险，”安德烈说。 “哦，是的，”玛丽小姐说。 “有一次我流了鼻血。” “但你的鼻子并没有真的流血，对吧？”我问。 “你只要说一句话

'bloody' all the time." "No, my nose really was bloody," Miss Mary said. "Of course it was bloody, Arlo!" Andrea told me. I guess if it wasn't bloody, Miss Mary would have just gotten a nose. And that wouldn't make any sense. You can't get a nose. Everybody already has a nose. I was confused. "Hey, I gotta split, man," said Zack. "I'm working on a new song with my band, Fish Food." "Oooh, what's the song called?" asked Emily. "It's called 'I Love Dirt,'" Zack replied. What?! Who writes songs about dirt? Zack climbed out the window and left. People from England are weird.

总是‘血腥’。”“不，我的鼻子真的是流了血，”玛丽小姐说。 “当然是血腥的，阿乐！”安德莉亚告诉我的。 我想如果不是流血的话，玛丽小姐只会伤到鼻子。 这没有任何意义。 你没有鼻子。每个人都有鼻子。 我很困惑。“嘿，我得走了，伙计，”扎克说。 “我正在和我的乐队Fish Food一起创作一首新歌。” “哦，这首歌叫什么名字？”艾米丽问。 “这首歌叫《我爱泥土》，”扎克回答。 什么? !谁会写关于泥土的歌？ 扎克爬出窗户离开了。 英国人很奇怪。