3 Miss Mary Is Weird

Chapter 3 Miss Mary Is Weird Mr. Klutz has a daughter? I knew he was married to a lady named Mrs. Klutz. But I didn't know they had kids. Mr. Klutz told us that a long time ago, before he was married to Mrs. Klutz, he was married to some other lady in England and they had a baby. So Miss Mary grew up in England and came to America for a year to do her student teaching. "Isn't she lovely?" he said. "Yes!" we all lied. Nobody wanted to tell Mr. Klutz that his daughter looked weird. "Well, I have to go to a meeting," Mr. Klutz said. "Mary, I'm so glad you decided to become a teacher and help educate the youth of America so they can pursue their hopes and dreams."

第三章玛丽小姐很奇怪克鲁茨先生有个女儿？ 我知道他娶了一个叫克鲁茨夫人的女人。 但我不知道他们有孩子。 克鲁茨先生告诉我们，很久以前，在他和克鲁茨太太结婚之前，他在英国和另一位女士结了婚，他们生了一个孩子。 于是，玛丽小姐在英国长大，来到美国做了一年的学生教学。 “她可爱吗？”他说。 “是的！”我们都撒谎了。没有人想告诉克鲁茨先生，他的女儿看起来很奇怪。 “嗯，我得去开会了，”克鲁茨说。 “玛丽，我很高兴你决定成为一名教师，帮助教育美国的年轻人，让他们能够追求自己的希望和梦想。”

"Yeah, whatever," said Miss Mary. "I'll stop back in a little while to see how you're making out," Mr. Klutz said before he left. Ugh, disgusting! Mr. Klutz said "making out"! Mr. Granite had a frowny face. He looked like he didn't want to have a student teacher. "So, Miss Mary," he said, "what made you decide to become a teacher?" "Well, it's like, the kids, y'know," she said. "They're so, I don't know. Kidlike. You know? Yeah, and when you're a teacher, you get the summer off, right? That's cool." People from England talk funny. Miss Mary sounded like she should be in a Harry Potter movie. "Yes, I do get the summer off," Mr. Granite said. "But most people become

“是啊，管它呢，”玛丽小姐说。 “过一会儿我会回来看看你们进展如何，”克鲁茨在离开前说。 啊,真恶心!克鲁茨先生说“亲热”！格拉尼特先生皱着眉头。 他看起来好像不想要一个学生老师。 “那么，玛丽小姐，”他说，“是什么使你决定成为一名教师？”“嗯，就像孩子们，你知道的，”她说。 “他们是这样的，我不知道。 Kidlike。你知道吗?是啊，当了老师，暑假就不用上班了，对吧？ 这很酷。”英国人说话很有趣。 玛丽小姐听起来就像哈利波特电影里的角色。 “是的，我夏天确实放假了，”格拉尼特说。 “但大多数人都变成了

teachers for other reasons, like…" He didn't get the chance to finish his sentence because suddenly loud music started playing. Everybody looked around to see where it was coming from. "Hang on," Miss Mary said. "It's my bloody cell phone." "Your cell phone is covered with blood?" I asked. "I gotta take this," Mary said. "It's my boyfriend, Zack." Mr. Granite looked mad. Cell phones aren't allowed in school. But I guess he couldn't do anything about it, because Miss Mary is Mr. Klutz's daughter. "Yo! What up, dude?" Miss Mary said into the phone. "I'm at Daddy's school…. I miss you, too, Zack…. Okay, gotta go…. Later." "Are you quite finished?" asked Mr.

他没有机会把话说完，因为突然响起了嘈杂的音乐。 每个人都环顾四周，想看看它是从哪里来的。 “等一下，”玛丽小姐说。 “这是我该死的手机。” “你的手机上全是血？”我问。 “我得接这个电话，”玛丽说。 “是我男朋友扎克。” 格拉尼特先生看上去很生气。学校里不允许使用手机。 但我猜他对此无能为力，因为玛丽小姐是克鲁茨先生的女儿。 “哟!怎么了，伙计？”玛丽小姐对着电话说。 “我在爸爸的学校.... 我也想你，扎克....好了，我要走了.... 后来。”“你讲完了吗？”

Granite. "I'd like to do our math lesson." "Yeah," Miss Mary said. "Zack is back home in England. He says he's coming over here even though his parents don't like me." "Gee, I wonder why," Mr. Granite said. "Okay, open your math books to page twenty-three, shall we?" We all opened our math books. "Zack is in an awesome band called Fish Food," Miss Mary said. "They totally rock." "Music is my favorite thing!" said

花岗岩。“我想做数学课。” “是的，”玛丽小姐说。“扎克回到了英国的家。 他说他要来这里，尽管他父母不喜欢我。” “哎呀，我不知道为什么，”格拉尼特说。 “好了，把你们的数学书翻到第二十三页，好吗？”我们都打开了数学书。 “扎克是一个很棒的乐队的成员，名叫Fish Food，”玛丽小姐说。 “他们太棒了。”“音乐是我最喜欢的东西！

Andrea. "I love the Jonas Brothers." "Me too!" said Emily, who loves everything that Andrea loves. "Zack is into heavy metal," said Miss Mary. "He wears a suit of armor?" I asked. "Heavy metal is a kind of music, dumbhead," said Andrea, rolling her eyes. "I knew that," I lied. "Zack is a genius," Miss Mary said. "He'll be famous someday. We want to get married. But Daddy won't let us. He says Zack can't earn a living by playing music." Mr. Granite's face was all red. He doesn't like it when we get off task. But it didn't matter, because that's when something really weird happened. A guy climbed in the window! Everybody was freaking out. The guy was dressed all in black, just like Mary.

安德里亚。“我喜欢乔纳斯兄弟。” “我也是！”爱米丽说，她喜欢安德里亚喜欢的一切。 “扎克喜欢重金属，”玛丽老师说。 “他穿着一套盔甲？”我问。 “重金属也是一种音乐，笨蛋，”安德里亚翻白眼说。 “我知道。”我撒了个谎。“扎克是个天才，”玛丽小姐说。 “他总有一天会出名的。我们想结婚。 但是爸爸不让。他说扎克不能靠演奏音乐谋生。” 格拉尼特先生的脸涨得通红。 他不喜欢我们偷懒。 但没关系，因为就在这时，发生了一件很奇怪的事。 有个人从窗户爬进来了！每个人都吓坏了。 那家伙穿着一身黑，就像玛丽一样。

"Zack!" yelled Miss Mary. "Mary!" yelled Zack. "I thought you called from England!" Miss Mary said. "No, I was right around the corner," said Zack. "I love you!" "I love you, too!" Ugh. They said the L word! Miss Mary

“扎克！”玛丽小姐喊道。“玛丽！”扎克喊道。 “我还以为你是从英国打来的呢！”玛丽小姐说。 “不，我就在拐角处，”扎克说。 “我爱你！”“我也爱你！”啊。 他们说了“L”字！玛丽小姐