11 Halloween

Chapter 11 Halloween Zack and Miss Mary decided to get married on Halloween, and Mr. Klutz said they could have the wedding right in our school playground. He even got our crossing guard, Mr. Louie, to marry them because he used to be a judge. It was a great day. All the teachers and parents were there. Even the vacuum cleaner guy was there. All the kids, of course, came to school in their costumes.

扎克和玛丽小姐决定在万圣节那天结婚，克鲁茨先生说他们可以在我们学校的操场上举行婚礼。 他甚至让我们的交警路易先生嫁给了他们，因为他以前是个法官。 这是美好的一天。所有的老师和家长都来了。 连那个吸尘器的家伙都在那里。 当然，所有的孩子都穿着戏服来到学校。

First we had a big parade around the block. There were cowboys, and pumpkins, and spacemen, and superheroes, and witches, and goblins. All the parents were taking pictures and videos. Then we had a big candy party in the playground. I stuffed my face with chocolate. After the party Mr. Klutz told everybody

首先，我们在街区举行了盛大的游行。 有牛仔、南瓜、太空人、超级英雄、女巫和妖精。 所有的家长都在拍照和录像。 然后我们在操场上举行了一个盛大的糖果派对。 我把巧克力塞满了我的脸。 晚会结束后，克鲁茨先生告诉了大家

to sit down on chairs that were set up near the monkey bars. I sat with the guys. Andrea and her girly friends sat in the row behind us. Mr. Louie stood in front of everybody. Zack marched halfway down the aisle next to Mr. Klutz. They were all dressed up in black tuxedos. Then our music teacher, Mr. Loring, started playing that "Here Comes the Bride" song on an organ. Miss Mary came down the aisle in a white gown. Yes, it was white! All the girls were oohing and ahhing at how pretty she looked. Zack took Miss Mary's hand, and they walked the rest of the way down the aisle together. Everybody got quiet. You could hear a pin drop. "Dearly beloved," Mr. Louie said, "we are gathered here today to join this man and

坐在猴子架附近的椅子上。 我和他们坐在一起。安德里亚和她的女朋友们坐在我们后面一排。 路易先生站在大家面前。 扎克在克鲁茨先生旁边走过过道的一半。 他们都穿着黑色的燕尾服。 然后，我们的音乐老师洛林先生开始用管风琴演奏《新娘来了》这首歌。 玛丽小姐穿着一件白色长袍从过道走了下来。 是的，它是白色的！所有的女孩都对她的美貌啧啧称奇。 扎克拉着玛丽小姐的手，他们一起走过了剩下的走道。 大家都安静了。你可以听到一根针掉在地上的声音。 “亲爱的，”路易先生说，“我们今天聚集在这里，与这个男人和

this woman in blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…" He said a bunch of lovey-dovey stuff, but I wasn't paying attention. Mr. Louie went on and on for like a million hundred minutes, until he finally said… "I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride." Zack and Miss Mary started smooching. It was a real Kodak moment, even though kissing is disgusting. "Isn't this romantic, Arlo?" Andrea whispered to me. "Maybe when we grow up, you and I will get married."

他说了一大堆情话，但我没有注意到。 路易先生滔滔不绝地说了整整一百万分钟，最后他说：“我现在宣布你们结为夫妻。 你可以吻新娘了。”扎克和玛丽小姐开始接吻。 这是一个真正的柯达时刻，尽管接吻很恶心。 “这不是很浪漫吗，阿乐？”安德里亚低声对我说。 “也许等我们长大了，你和我会结婚。”

"Over my dead body," I replied. "Oooooh!" Ryan said. "A.J. just agreed to marry Andrea after he's dead! They must be in love!" "When is your dead body gonna get married?" asked Michael. After the wedding was over, Mr. Klutz got up on the stage. "And now, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce my favorite band… Fish Food!" Zack and his band got up onstage. "I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt! I love dirt!" Zack started chanting. We all started chanting "I love dirt" while Zack rapped the rest of the song. He was running around and jumping up and down. It was cool. Zack handed the microphone to Mr. Klutz, and he started yelling into it:

“除非我死了，”我回答说。 “嗡嗡!”瑞恩说。“A.J. 他刚同意在他死后和安德里亚结婚！他们一定是相爱了！”“你的尸体什么时候能结婚？”迈克尔问。 婚礼结束后，克鲁茨先生走上舞台。 “现在，女士们，先生们，我想介绍我最喜欢的乐队……鱼食！”扎克和他的乐队走上舞台。 “我爱土！”我爱土！我爱土！我爱土！”扎克开始念叨。 我们都开始唱“我爱泥土”，扎克则唱剩下的部分。 他跑来跑去，上蹦下跳。 很酷。扎克把麦克风递给克鲁茨先生，他开始对着麦克风大喊：