9 Mrs. Dole Goes Overboard

Chapter 9 Mrs. Dole Goes Overboard Mr. Hynde is the coolest guy in the history of the world! He used to be a plain old music teacher; but then he went on that TV show American Idol, and now he's a famous rapper. Mr. Hynde's homeboys started yelling into the microphones. "And now, appearing live and in person at Ella Mentry School is the one… the only… Jam Master Hynde, the One-Man Funky Groove Machine! Give it up, y'all! Mr. Hynde is in the house!" The drums got louder. The lights got brighter. "Yo! What up, homeys?" Mr. Hynde shouted. "Put your hands together! I'm here to rock your world! So get on your feet! The

第九章多尔太太落水海德先生是世界历史上最酷的人！他过去是个普通的音乐老师；但后来他参加了电视节目《美国偶像》，现在他是一名著名的说唱歌手。 海德先生的手下开始对着麦克风大喊大叫。 “现在，出现在艾拉门特里学校现场和个人是唯一的，Jam Master Hynde, one - man Funky Groove Machine!”你们都放弃吧！海德先生来了！”鼓声越来越响。 灯光越来越亮。“哟!怎么样，伙计们？”海德先生喊道。 “把手放在一起！”我是来震撼你的世界的！所以站起来吧！的

only way to get down is to get up!" We all stood up and started clapping. Mr. Hynde danced around. Then he threw off his purple cape and started rapping: Now, my name's Hynde, and I'm here to remind. Summer's here, and it's time to unwind.

下来的唯一方法就是爬起来！”我们都站起来，开始鼓掌。 海德先生跳着舞。然后他脱掉紫色的斗篷，开始说唱：我的名字是Hynde，我在这里提醒你。 夏天到了，是时候放松一下了。

Word on the street is you're graduatin', so I dropped in for some congratulatin'. You're gettin' so big, movin' up to third grade. Bet you think you got it all made. But lemme just give you a little advice: You better not be naughty, you better be nice, You better brush your teeth, and here's the real deal, you better wash your hands before you eat a meal. You better clean your room, and you better be kind. Don't stare at the sun unless you wanna go

听说你要毕业了，所以我顺道来祝贺一下。 你长这么大了，快三年级了。 我打赌你觉得你都做好了。 但让我给你一点建议：你最好不要淘气，你最好对人好，你最好刷牙，还有，你最好在吃饭前洗手。 你最好把你的房间打扫干净，你最好对人好一点。 除非你想去，否则不要盯着太阳看

blind. Better mind your manners and stay outta danger. Don't tease your brother or take candy from a stranger. Early to bed and early to rise, don't touch the paint until it dries. Sticks and stones may break your bones but not like killer robot clones. Now, here's what I'm really tryin' to rap while you sit there in your gown and cap. Some days you'll feel sad, some days you'll feel happy, some nights you'll feel mad, some nights

盲目的。最好注意你的举止，远离危险。 不要戏弄你的兄弟，也不要从陌生人那里拿糖果。 早睡早起，等油漆干了再去碰它。 棍棒和石头可能会打断你的骨头，但不会像克隆杀手机器人那样。 现在，当你穿着长袍戴着帽子坐在那里的时候，我真正想唱的是。 有些日子你会感到悲伤，有些日子你会感到快乐，有些夜晚你会感到疯狂，有些夜晚

you'll feel crappy. But I ain't jivin', and I ain't jestin'. That's just what makes life interestin'. Anyway, that's what I got to say on this, your graduation day. You kids are cool, you're in the groove, so now it's time to bust a move! Everybody was going crazy. One of the guys in the marching band gave President Clinton a saxophone, and he started playing it. Mr. Hynde danced around and drummed on Mr. Klutz's head like it was a bongo. Mr. Hynde is out of his mind! Finally Mr. Hynde and President Clinton climbed into the helicopter and flew away.

你会觉得很糟糕。但我不是吉文，也不是杰斯汀。 这就是生活有趣的地方。 不管怎样，这就是我今天要说的，你的毕业典礼。 你们这些孩子很酷，你们正处于最佳状态，所以现在是时候开始行动了！每个人都疯了。 军乐队里的一个人给了克林顿总统一把萨克斯，他开始吹起来。 海德先生围着克鲁茨先生跳舞，像敲手鼓一样敲着他的头。 海德先生疯了！最后，海德先生和克林顿总统爬上直升机飞走了。

That had to be the end of it. We were sure to get our diplomas and cake now. But no! Mrs. Dole raised her arm, and a million hundred white doves went flying up in the air! It was amazing! I was glad I had a square on my head just in case one of those doves pooped. Mrs. Dole is out of control! "Where did all those doves come from?" I

就这样结束了。 现在我们肯定能拿到文凭和蛋糕了。 但是没有!多尔夫人举起手臂，百万只白鸽飞向空中！太神奇了！我很高兴我头上有个方巾，以防其中一只鸽子拉屎。 多尔夫人失控了！“那些鸽子是从哪儿来的？”我