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Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Wow! A president of the United States was going to talk to us! Double wow! Everybody clapped. A guy with white hair came out of the gym and went over to the microphone. I whispered to Ryan, "How did your mom get President Clinton to come to our graduation?" "I guess she went to Rent-a-President," he said. Everybody finished clapping, and President Clinton started to speak. I didn't catch every word he said, but it went something like this:

哇！一位美国总统要和我们谈话！双哇!每个人都鼓掌。 一个满头白发的人从健身房出来，走到麦克风前。 我低声对瑞恩说：“你妈妈是怎么让克林顿总统来参加我们的毕业典礼的？”“我猜她去了‘总统租赁公司’，”他说。 大家鼓掌完毕，克林顿总统开始讲话。 我没有听清他说的每一个字，但大概是这样的：

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah this is so boring blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah is he

“等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等这是如此无聊的等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等

almost done blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah he can't go on much longer blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I think he's almost finished blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I think I'm gonna die blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…" blah blah..." Man, that guy sure can talk! President Clinton went on for about a million hundred hours. Everybody clapped really loud at the end because we were so glad he

几乎做的等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等他不能继续多再等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等我觉得他几乎完成了等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等等废话，废话，废话，废话，废话我想我要死了，废话，废话，废话，废话，废话，废话，废话 伙计，那家伙真会说话！克林顿总统讲了大约100万个小时。 最后，每个人都大声鼓掌，因为我们很高兴他

was finished.* I figured we were going to get our diplomas and eat cake next, but we didn't. Mrs. Dole got back up onstage and stood next to President Clinton. "And now, ladies and gentlemen," she said, "I would like to introduce another surprise guest. Please direct your attention over your heads…." We all looked up. I didn't see anything at first. But then I saw it. There was a helicopter hovering up there! It was coming down right over us! I held on to my cap so it wouldn't blow away. The helicopter landed at the other end of the playground. It was cool! Nothing happened for a few minutes.

就完成了。*我以为我们接下来会拿到文凭然后吃蛋糕，但我们没有。 多尔夫人回到台上，站在克林顿总统旁边。 “现在，女士们先生们，”她说，“我想介绍另一位惊喜嘉宾。 请注意头顶上方....” 我们都抬起头来。一开始我什么也没看见。 但后来我看到了。有架直升机在上面盘旋！它正从我们头上下来！我紧紧抓住帽子不让它被风吹走。 直升机降落在操场的另一端。 太酷了！几分钟内什么也没发生。

Then this weird purple smoke started pouring out from under the stage. The sounds of drums pounded out of the speakers. Laser beams shot all over the place. Suddenly two guys jumped out of the helicopter, ran up onstage, and started dancing around. They were wearing football jerseys and baseball caps. Then another guy hopped out of the

然后一股奇怪的紫色烟雾开始从舞台下面喷涌而出。 鼓声从喇叭里传出来。 激光射得到处都是。 突然，两个人从直升机里跳出来，跑上舞台，开始跳舞。 他们穿着足球衫，戴着棒球帽。 然后另一个人跳了出来

helicopter and ran up onstage. He had on a baseball cap too, and he was wearing this big purple cape with sequins all over it. It was Mr. Hynde, our old music teacher!

直升飞机跑上了舞台。 他还戴着一顶棒球帽，穿着一件满是亮片的紫色大斗篷。 是海德先生，我们以前的音乐老师！