11 Passing Out and Making Out

Chapter 11 Passing Out and Making Out Me and the guys caught Mrs. Daisy just before she was about to hit the ground. Her eyes were closed and she was all limp, like a rag doll. "Wake up!" Ryan shouted. "Wake up, Mrs. Daisy!" "She can't hear you," said Neil. "Is she dead?" I asked. "She just fainted, Arlo," Andrea said. "Whenever a girl faints in the movies," I said, "somebody slaps her in the face and she wakes up." "You should slap her, A.J.," said Michael. "I'm not slapping Mrs. Daisy," I said. "I'll get kicked out of school. Why don't you slap

我和伙计们在黛西太太快要摔倒的时候抓住了她。 她闭着眼睛，浑身瘫软，像个布娃娃。 “醒来!”瑞安喊道。“醒醒，黛西太太！”“她听不到你说的话，”尼尔说。 “她死了吗？”我问。“她昏过去了，阿乐，”安德里亚说。 “每当一个女孩在电影里晕倒，”我说，“就会有人扇她耳光，她就会醒过来。” “你应该扇她一巴掌，a.j.，”迈克尔说。 “我不会打黛西太太的，”我说。 “我会被学校开除的。 你为什么不扇

her?" "I'm not slapping her," Michael said. "You're the one who thought of giving her all those bonbons. That's probably why she fainted. You should slap her." "You slap her!" I shouted. "No, you slap her!" "Tell you what," I finally said. "Let's both slap her." Me and Michael were about to slap Mrs. Daisy when Mr. Macky came running over to us. We decided to let him slap her. But he

她呢?”“我没有扇她耳光，”迈克尔说。 “是你想到要给她那么多糖果的。 这可能就是她晕倒的原因。 你应该扇她一巴掌。”“你打她！”我叫道。 “不，你打她！”“告诉你吧，”我最后说。 “我们一起扇她耳光吧。”我和迈克尔正要扇黛西太太的耳光，麦基先生向我们跑了过来。 我们决定让他扇她耳光。 但他

didn't. He was holding a wet handkerchief, and he held it against Mrs. Daisy's forehead. "Give her air!" he shouted, which didn't make any sense because none of us had any air to give her. Who carries around air? Where would we get air anyway? Rent-a-Air? "This is all your fault, Arlo!" said Andrea. "You knocked over the eternal flame! They'll probably make you repeat second grade for this." "Mr. Klutz told us to throw our caps up in the air!" I yelled. "I didn't mean to knock over the eternal flame! Why do I get blamed for everything?" Officer Spence came rushing over to us. "What happened?" he asked. "She fainted," said Mr. Macky. "It's because she ate so many bonbons,"

没有。他拿着一块湿手帕，贴在黛西太太的额头上。 “让她呼吸新鲜空气！”他喊道，这根本说不通，因为我们谁也没有空气可以给她呼吸。 谁携带空气？我们到哪里去找空气呢？ Rent-a-Air吗?“这都是你的错，阿乐！”安德烈说。 “你打翻了永恒的火焰！”他们可能会让你留级。” “克鲁茨先生让我们把帽子扔到空中！”我喊道。 “我不是故意打翻永恒之火的！”为什么每件事都怪我？”斯宾塞警官向我们冲了过来。 “发生了什么事？”他问。 “她晕倒了，”麦基先生说。 “那是因为她吃了太多的糖果。”

Andrea told Officer Spence. "She got fatter and fatter. I bet all that sugar made her pass out." Then Officer Spence did the most amazing thing in the history of the world. He leaned over and kissed Mrs. Daisy! On the lips! Right in front of her husband! "Ewww!" I said. "They're making out! Mr. Macky, are you going to let Officer Spence kiss your wife? You should punch him in the nose. That's what guys do in the movies when they catch somebody kissing their wife." "He's giving her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, dumbhead!" said Andrea. I didn't know what mouth-to-mouth resuscitation was, but it looked a lot like kissing to me. I was trying to think of something mean to say to Andrea when Mrs. Daisy opened

安德里亚告诉斯宾塞警官。 “她变得越来越胖。 我敢打赌，她吃了那么多糖就晕过去了。” 然后斯宾塞警官做了一件史上最惊人的事。 他俯身吻了黛西太太！在嘴唇上！就在她丈夫面前！“咦!”我说。 “他们在亲热！”麦基先生，你会让斯宾塞警官吻你妻子吗？ 你应该打他的鼻子。 电影里的男人们看到别人亲吻自己的妻子就会这么做。” “他在给她做人工呼吸，笨蛋！”安德烈说。 我不知道人工呼吸是什么，但在我看来，这很像接吻。 当黛西太太开门时，我正想对安德里亚说些刻薄的话

her eyes. "Where am I?" she asked. "You're in the playground," said Officer Spence. "You're going to be fine. Did you eat a lot of bonbons recently?" "No," Mrs. Daisy said, "I gave almost all of them away." "Then how did you get so fat?" I asked. "Because…" "Because we're going to have a baby!" said Mr. Macky. WHAT????!!!!

她的眼睛。“我在哪儿？”她问。 “你在操场上，”斯宾塞警官说。 “你会没事的。你最近吃了很多糖果吗？”“没有，”黛西太太说，“我几乎把它们都送人了。” “那你怎么变得这么胖？”我问。 “因为我们要有孩子了！”麦基先生说。 什么? ? ! !