10 Throwing Up

Chapter 10 Throwing Up I threw my cap up like a Frisbee, really high and far. And then, like a Frisbee, it caught the wind and curved back toward me. I thought it might hit the stage—but instead it hit the bowl that held the eternal flame! The bowl fell off its stand and onto the ground. My cap caught on fire, and everybody started freaking out. "Quick! Somebody get a fire extinguisher!" Mr. Klutz yelled. Mrs. Dole went running off to look for a fire extinguisher. Meanwhile, the wind whipped the flame and sparks around. The next thing we knew, the CONGRATULATIONS, GRADUATES! banner was on fire. "Forget the fire extinguisher!" Mr. Klutz

我把帽子像飞盘一样抛了起来，又高又远。 然后，像飞盘一样，它迎风而来，向我弯了过来。 我以为它会击中舞台，但它却击中了盛着永恒火焰的碗！碗从架子上掉到地上。 我的帽子着火了，大家都吓坏了。 “快!谁去拿个灭火器！”克鲁茨先生喊道。 多尔夫人跑去找灭火器了。 与此同时，风把火焰和火花吹得四处飞扬。 接下来我们知道的是，祝贺你们，毕业生！班纳着火了。 “别用灭火器了！”笨蛋先生

yelled. "Call the fire department!" The banner was whipping around in the wind, and soon it didn't say CONGRATULATIONS, GRADUATES! anymore. All it said was RAT DATES, because the rest of it had burned up. Everybody was freaking out because there were sparks flying all over the place. Some of the sparks were falling on the hay at the petting zoo. "Excuse me," I said to Emily. "What do you want, A.J.?" Emily asked, like she was all annoyed. "I just wanted to let you know that you're on fire," I told her. It was true! Somehow a spark must have landed on Emily's gown, and her gown was going up in flames. Emily freaked out and went running around like she was, well, on fire. Which she was.

喊道。“给消防队打电话！”横幅在风中飘动，很快就没有了“祝贺毕业生！”了。 上面只写着老鼠的日期，因为其余的部分都烧掉了。 每个人都吓坏了，因为到处都是火花。 一些火花落在宠物动物园的干草上。 “对不起，”我对艾米丽说。 “你想要什么，A.J.?”爱米丽问道，好像很生气。 “我只是想让你知道，你着火了，”我告诉她。 这是真的！一定是火花落在了艾米丽的长袍上，她的长袍着火了。 艾米丽吓坏了，像着了火一样跑来跑去。 她确实是。

"HELP! I'M ON FIRE!" Emily screamed. "STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!" everybody shouted. Emily stopped, dropped, and rolled. But the only problem was that she rolled right into the table that was holding the giant

“救命!我着火了！”艾米丽尖叫。 “停下，趴下，滚！”每个人都喊道。 爱米丽停了下来，摔倒了，打了个滚。 但唯一的问题是，她正好滚到放巨人的桌子上

cake! The table toppled over and the cake slid off—landing right on top of Emily! The good news was that the cake put out the fire. The bad news was that our cake was ruined. "Five-second rule!" I shouted, and a bunch of us ran over to grab chunks of cake off the playground before five seconds were up. Mmmm! It was great! Meanwhile, the hay in the petting zoo had ignited, and the cows and chickens and goats were mooing and squawking and freaking out. One of the cows knocked down the wooden fence, and soon all the animals were running around the playground. You should have been there! It was a real Kodak moment. But nobody was taking pictures because all the parents were busy trying to avoid being trampled by the cows and goats.

蛋糕!桌子倒了，蛋糕滑了下来，正好落在艾米丽身上！好消息是蛋糕把火扑灭了。 坏消息是我们的蛋糕毁了。 “5秒规则!”我喊道，不到五秒钟，我们一群人就跑过去抢操场上的大块蛋糕。 嗯!太棒了！与此同时，宠物动物园里的干草着火了，奶牛、鸡和山羊都在动来动去，尖叫着，惊慌失措。 其中一头牛撞倒了木栅栏，很快，所有的动物都在操场上跑来跑去。 你应该去的！这是一个真正的柯达时刻。 但是没有人拍照，因为所有的父母都在忙着避免被牛和山羊踩到。

"Remain calm!" screamed Mrs. Dole as she ran around, spraying a fire extinguisher. "Run for your lives!" shouted Neil the nude kid as a goat chased him across the playground. I was wondering if third grade would be canceled if the school burned down. But it didn't matter, because soon there was a siren coming down the street. A fire truck pulled up, and Officer Spence hopped off.

“保持冷静！”多尔太太尖叫着，一边跑着，一边喷灭火器。 当一只山羊在操场上追赶裸体小孩尼尔时，他喊道：“快逃命！” 我想知道如果学校被烧毁，三年级是否会被取消。 但没关系，因为很快街上就响起了警笛。 一辆消防车停了下来，斯宾塞警官跳了下来。

He attached a hose to a hydrant in the street and sprayed water all over the place. Everybody got soaked. I thought it was all over; but in the middle of the playground, I saw Andrea's mom and Ryan's mom yelling at each other. "This is all your fault!" Andrea's mom shouted. "You and your stupid graduation!" "How was I supposed to know somebody would knock over the eternal flame?" shouted Ryan's mom. The next thing we knew, the two PTA moms were wrestling each other on the

他在街上的消火栓上装了一根软管，把水喷得到处都是。 每个人都湿透了。我以为一切都结束了；但在操场中央，我看到安德里亚的妈妈和瑞恩的妈妈在互相吼叫。 “这都是你的错！”安德里亚的妈妈喊道。 “你和你愚蠢的毕业典礼！”“我怎么知道会有人打翻永恒之火？”瑞恩的妈妈喊道。 接下来我们知道的是，两个家长教师协会的妈妈在摔跤