08 The Secret of the Suspicious Sandwich

The Secret of the Suspicious Sandwich After school, Judy was sitting on her bed, chewing a pencil, trying to think of a plan. A green van plan. All of a sudden, she heard strange sounds coming from the bathroom. Splishing sounds. Splashing sounds. Flushing sounds. Gushing sounds. Was Stink giving Astro, his guinea pig, a bubble bath? Taking Toady surfing in the tub? She climbed down from her top bunk to investigate. Mouse followed her. "Stink, who's in the ba—?" But Stink wasn't in the tub. Stink was stuffing stuff down the

可疑三明治的秘密放学后，朱迪坐在床上，嚼着一支铅笔，试图想出一个计划。 绿色货车计划。突然，她听到浴室里传来奇怪的声音。 随着声音。飞溅的声音。 冲洗的声音。滔滔不绝的声音。 臭臭在给他的小白鼠阿斯特罗洗澡吗？ 带Toady在浴缸里冲浪？ 她从上铺爬下来调查。 老鼠跟着她。“臭臭，谁在浴室里——”但是臭臭不在浴缸里。 臭气熏天

toilet! The Hulk, Iron Man, a rubber ducky, and Mouse's squeak toy. He poked it with his plastic lightsaber. Wheek! Wheek! Wheek-wheek-wheek! Mouse jumped up on the toilet to see. Judy peered into the toilet bowl. It was swimming with dead Goldfish. The cracker kind, that is. "Stink, what are you doing? Playing Superhero Tsunami in the toilet?" "Duh," said Stink. "What's it look like? I'm overflowing the toilet. Then we'll have a toilet emergency, and we'll have to call a plumber. The bad guys in the green van will come right to our house. We'll flush 'em out and rescue Mr. Chips! Get it?" "Genius!" said Judy. Just then, Stink flushed the toilet. Spew! Water sprayed up out of the toilet in a geyser and gushed all over the floor.

厕所!绿巨人，钢铁侠，一只橡皮鸭子，还有老鼠的吱吱玩具。 他用塑料光剑戳了戳它。 Wheek !Wheek !Wheek-wheek-wheek !老鼠跳到马桶上看。 朱迪朝马桶里看了看。 它和死金鱼一起游泳。 就是那种饼干。 “臭臭，你在干什么？” 在厕所里玩超级英雄海啸？”“废话，”臭臭说。 “它长什么样子？”厕所里的水都溢了。 那我们的厕所就会出问题，我们就得叫管道工来。 开着绿色货车的坏人会直接来到我们家。 我们要把他们赶出来，救出奇普斯先生！明白了吗?”“天才！”朱迪说。 就在这时，臭臭冲了厕所。 喷涌!水从厕所的间歇泉里喷了出来，喷得满地都是。

Judy leaped out of the way. Mouse sprang onto the rim of the bathtub. "Toilet emergency! Toilet emergency!" Stink yelled.

朱迪跳开了路。 老鼠跳到浴缸边上。 “应急厕所!厕所紧急!”臭喊道。

Mom and Dad came running up the stairs. "Judy," said Mom, "if this is another one of your Boston Tub Parties—" "Stink did it!" said Judy, pointing at her brother. "Mouse did it!" said Stink, pointing at the cat. "Out of the way, Stink, so I can turn off the water," said Dad, reaching behind the toilet. "We have to call a plumber!" said Stink. Judy tried to help. "We should call those guys Flush and Flo, or Push and Go, or Flash and Glo. The guys in the green van." Mom put on rubber gloves. She pulled Darth Vader out of the toilet. "We're not calling a plumber. Plumbers are very expensive." Dad plunged the toilet until the water went down.

妈妈和爸爸跑上楼来。 “朱迪，”妈妈说，“如果这又是你的波士顿浴盆派对——”“是臭臭干的！”朱迪指着她弟弟说。 “是老鼠干的！”臭臭指着猫说。 “让一让，臭臭，我要把水关了。”爸爸说着把手伸到马桶后面。 “我们得叫个水管工来！”臭臭说。 朱迪想帮忙。“我们应该称它们为Flush和Flo，或者Push and Go，或者Flash和Glo。 绿色货车里的人。” 妈妈戴上橡胶手套。她把黑武士从厕所里拉了出来。 “我们不会叫水管工。 水管工很贵。” 爸爸把马桶里的水冲了下去。

"I don't know what you two were up to," said Dad, "but you kids are going to clean up this mess." Mom handed her rubber gloves to Judy. "Grab a bucket, Suds," said Judy. "I'll get the mop, and we'll clean up the scene of the crime." So much for the Judy Moody Detective Agency. It was more like the Mop and Bucket Brigade. As soon as the bathroom was sparkling clean, Judy and Stink ran outside to meet Rocky and Frank at the old manhole. "Somebody in this neighborhood has got to have a broken toilet for real," said Stink. "Let's knock on doors and ask," said Judy. "But if anybody wants your name, use a fake one, just in case. In The Thirteenth Pearl, Nancy

“我不知道你们俩在搞什么鬼，”爸爸说，“不过你们这些孩子得把这里收拾干净。” 妈妈把她的橡胶手套递给朱迪。 “拿个桶，肥皂泡，”朱迪说。 “我去拿拖把，把犯罪现场打扫干净。” 朱迪·穆迪侦探事务所就到此为止了。 更像是拖把和水桶大队。 浴室刚一打扫干净，朱迪和臭臭就跑到外面的旧沙井处迎接洛奇和弗兰克。 “这附近肯定有人真的有个坏了的马桶，”臭臭说。 “我们敲门问问吧，”朱迪说。 “但如果有人想要你的名字，就用个假名字，以防万一。 《第十三颗珍珠》，南希

Drew uses the alias Nan Drewry." "I'll be James Madison. Judy, you be Elizabeth Blackwell." "Duh. Everybody knows we're not them," said Judy. "Okay, then I'll be James Madagascar," said Stink. "I'll be Liz Inkwell." "Spuds Houdini," said Rocky. "Dills Pickle," said Frank. Liz Inkwell rang bells. Dills Pickle knocked on doors. They asked, "Is your toilet broken?" But not one single house in the whole entire state of Virginia, it seemed, had a broken toilet. Not even a stopped-up sink or a semi-flooded basement. "We'll never find Mr. Chips," said Liz Inkwell.

德鲁的化名是南·德鲁里。” “我要做詹姆斯·麦迪逊。朱迪，你是伊丽莎白·布莱克威尔。” “咄。大家都知道我们不是他们，”朱迪说。 “好吧，那我就叫詹姆斯·马达加斯加吧。”臭臭说。 “我将是莉兹·英克韦尔。”“土豆胡迪尼。”洛奇说。 “莳萝泡菜，”弗兰克说。 丽兹·英克威尔摇铃。Dills Pickle敲了门。 他们问：“你的马桶坏了吗？”但在整个维吉尼亚州，似乎没有一所房子的马桶坏了。 连堵塞的水槽和半淹的地下室都没有。 “我们永远也找不到奇普斯先生了，”丽兹·英克韦尔说。