09 Flunk-i-tude

Flunk-i-tude When Judy got to Class 3T-now-3G the next morning, there was no teacher in the room. No teacher? No math candy on the desk? No attitude tent? Something was up. Way up! The whole room was buzzing about what might have happened to Mrs. Grossman. She went camping in her attitude tent? She ate too much good-behavior candy? She ran away to Italy to be a better teacher? Soon the bell rang. Still no teacher. "Somebody has to be the teacher," said Jessica Finch, "and I think it should be me, since I'm smartest."

第二天早上，当朱迪来到3T-now-3G班时，教室里没有老师。 没有老师吗?桌上没有数学糖果？ 没有态度帐篷？发生了什么事。 方式!整个房间都在议论格罗斯曼太太可能出了什么事。 她开着态度帐篷去露营了？ 她吃了太多的乖糖？ 她跑到意大利去当个更好的老师？ 不一会儿，下课铃响了。还是没有老师。 “总得有人当老师，”杰西卡·芬奇说，“我觉得应该是我，因为我最聪明。”

"But Judy Moody's been to college!" yelled Frank. "And she learned cool stuff," said Rocky, "like how to make yourself into a cat or a chair or a tree." "Ju-dy Moo-dy! Ju-dy Moo-dy!" The class started yelling and stomping their feet. She, Professor Judy Moody, stood in front of the whole class and told them all about college. She told about dorm rooms and drums, veggie burgers and vending machines. She told about pancakes and pop art and peace tents. She led the whole class in a tree pose. "And they learn Floss-O-Fee. It's not about cleaning your teeth. It's about thinking stuff till your head hurts, kind of like a brainteaser but more like a major head-scratcher."

“可是朱迪·穆迪上过大学啊！” “她学到了一些很酷的东西，”洛奇说，“比如如何把自己变成一只猫、一把椅子或一棵树。” “Ju-dy Moo-dy !Ju-dy Moo-dy !”同学们开始大喊大叫，跺着脚。 她，朱迪·穆迪教授，站在全班同学面前，告诉他们关于大学的一切。 她谈到宿舍和鼓声，素食汉堡和自动售货机。 她讲了煎饼，流行艺术和和平帐篷。 她带领全班摆出一个树的姿势。 “他们学习牙线。 这不是关于清洁牙齿。 它是关于思考的东西，直到你的头疼，有点像脑筋急转弯，但更像是一个大挠头。”

"Like what?" asked Frank. "Like... if a tree falls in the forest, okay, but nobody is around for miles and miles to hear it, does it still make a sound?" The whole class got quiet. Peace-full quiet. Yoga-not-yogurt quiet. The whole class was lost in a head-scratching attitude of thinking. Just then, Judy caught a glimpse of something in the hallway. Something like a shadow. The shadow moved. The shadow was... "MR. TODD!" Judy yelled, breaking the head- scratching silence. "Look, everybody! Professor Todd is back!" "Mr. Todd! Mr. Todd!" "Can I try your crutches?" "Where's Mrs. Grossman?" "She gave us candy."

“比如说？”弗兰克问。“就像…… 如果一棵树在森林里倒下了，好吧，但周围几英里都没有人听到，它还会发出声音吗？”全班都安静下来了。 Peace-full安静。Yoga-not-yogurt安静。 全班都陷入了一种令人挠头的思考状态。 就在这时，朱迪瞥见走廊里有什么东西。 像影子的东西。影子动了。 那个影子……“托德先生!”朱迪喊道，打破了令人挠头的沉默。 “看,每个人!托德教授回来了！”“先生。 托德!托德先生!”“我可以试试你的拐杖吗？”“格罗斯曼太太在哪儿？”“她给了我们糖果。”

"Except Judy, who had to sit in a tent all by herself." When Class 3T-not-3G had settled down, Mr. Todd told them about his broken foot and going to the doctor's and being late. He showed them his cast, and all the kids got to sign it.

“除了朱迪，她不得不一个人坐在帐篷里。” 当3t -不是3g班的学生安静下来后，托德先生告诉他们他的脚受伤了，去看医生，迟到了。 他给他们看了他的石膏，所有的孩子都在上面签名。

"I'm very proud of you, class, for the way you took over until I got here. And Judy, you'll have to let me in on your secret," said Mr. Todd. "I don't know how you got this class to be so quiet." "It's college thinking!" said Frank. "Judy Moody goes to college AND third grade now." They told Mr. Todd everything about Mrs. Grossman and the tutor and going to college. They told him about multistep word problems and math candy and the Attitude Tent. Mr. Todd smiled and frowned and raised his eyebrows and pushed up his glasses. "I sure missed a lot these last few weeks. Tell you what." Mr. Todd glanced at his watch. "Looks like we missed Spelling for today. So let's take a short recess, and when we come back, it'll be

“同学们，我为你们感到骄傲，因为你们接管了学校，直到我来到这里。 “朱迪，你得让我知道你的秘密，”托德先生说。 “我不知道你是怎么让班上这么安静的。” “这是大学思维！”弗兰克说。 “朱迪·穆迪上大学了，现在上三年级了。” 他们把格罗斯曼太太、家庭教师和上大学的事都告诉了托德先生。 他们给他讲了多步字谜题、数学糖果和态度帐篷。 托德先生笑了笑，皱了皱眉，扬起眉毛，推高了眼镜。 “过去几周我确实错过了很多。 告诉你吧。”托德先生看了看手表。 “看来我们今天错过了拼写课。 我们先休息一下，等我们回来的时候

time for math. I'm going to pass out a quick quiz—" "Not a test!" "Don't worry. You won't be graded. I just want to see where everybody is in math." "Aww," everybody groaned. Everybody except Judy. She wanted to take the quiz. She wanted to show Mr. Todd all the stuff she'd been learning with her tutor— graphs and fractions and algebra. For once, she'd be the one to win gobs and gobs of math candy. Mr. Todd passed out the tests. Judy got out her college-not-grouchy pencil for good luck. Third- grade pencils were old skool. Judy's college pencil flew. She erased only two times. She even drew a graph for extra credit. She did not look at her Ask-a-Question Watch 5000 once.

数学时间到了。我要发一个小测验——”“不是考试！”“别担心。 你不会被评分。我只是想看看每个人的数学水平。” “啊，”每个人都呻吟着。除了朱迪。 她想参加测验。 她想让陶德先生看看她在导师那里学过的所有东西——图表、分数和代数。 这一次，她会是那个赢得一大堆数学糖果的人。 托德先生分发试卷。 朱迪拿出了她的大学不发牢骚铅笔，祈求好运。 三年级的铅笔已经过时了。 朱迪的铅笔飞了起来。 她只擦了两次。 她甚至画了一张图来获得额外的学分。 她一次也没看她的问答表5000。