08 Cat-i-tude

Cat-i-tude As soon as Judy got home from college, she asked Kate and Richard if she could have a pink mini fridge for her room. They said N-O. Judy called Chloe (for serious) on Kate's not-candy cell phone. "They actually think a fridge belongs in the kitchen," she told Chloe. Old skool. The very next day, Judy took a long look around her room. It was wearing sadface. Time for a change. She would give her room a makeover— really college it up! First, Judy piled tons of pillows on the floor. Next, she drew zebra stripes all over her bedspread with a marker. Then Judy hung her

朱迪一从大学回到家，就问凯特和理查德能不能在她的房间里放一个粉红色的迷你冰箱。 他们说N-O。朱迪用凯特的非糖果手机打给克洛伊（认真的）。 “他们真的认为冰箱应该放在厨房里，”她告诉克洛伊。 旧的茱莉安。就在第二天，朱迪在她的房间里看了很久。 它面带愁容。是时候做出改变了。 她会把她的房间彻底改造一下——真的像大学一样！首先，朱迪在地板上堆了成吨的枕头。 接着，她用记号笔在她的床罩上画满了斑马条纹。 然后朱迪把她吊死

paintings on the walls and even on the ceiling using Band-Aids for tape. She saved a place of honor over her bunk bed for Portrait of a Band-Aid-Not-Soup-Can without Shadows, Deluxe Edition. Rad! All she needed now was a fuzzy, shaggy, hairy rug like Chloe's. But how to make a boring, old un-fuzzy rug look like a beasty animal with jungle vibes? She tried dust bunnies from under her bunk bed. She tried lint. She even tried getting Mouse to roll around on her rug to make it nice and cat-hairy.

墙上的画，甚至天花板上的画都用创可贴代替胶带。 她在她的双层床上留了一个荣誉的位置，作为《没有阴影的创可贴不是汤罐的肖像》，豪华版。 Rad !她现在只需要一条像克洛伊那样毛茸茸的地毯。 但是，如何让一个无聊的、没有绒毛的旧地毯看起来像一个有丛林气息的野兽呢？ 她试着掸掉上下铺床下的兔子。 她试了试棉线。她甚至试着让老鼠在她的地毯上滚来滚去，让它看起来很漂亮，而且有猫毛。

Judy stood back to admire her new fuzzy animal rug. It did not look like a tiger. It did not have jungle vibes. It looked like a giant hair ball. And to make matters worse, Kate made Judy vacuum it for no allowance. Judy sat on her bottom bunk to think. Mouse was chasing a ball of yarn. A ball of orange yarn. A ball of fuzzy, hairy yarn. "Mouse, give

朱迪退后几步欣赏她的新毛绒动物地毯。 它看起来不像一只老虎。 它没有丛林的感觉。 它看起来像一个巨大的毛球。 更糟糕的是，凯特让朱迪免费吸尘。 朱迪坐在下铺上思考。 老鼠在追一团毛线。 一团橘黄色的纱线。毛线团一团毛茸茸的毛线 “老鼠,给

me that!" said Judy, chasing her around the room on hands and knees, knocking over stacks of pillows and books and a trash can. "What's going on?" Stink asked. "What are you doing?" "What's it look like I'm doing?" said Judy. "Chasing the cat," said Stink. "But why are you chasing the cat?" "To get the yarn," said Judy. "But why do you want the yarn?" asked Stink. "To cut it into a million little pieces." "But why are you gonna cut it into a million pieces?" Stink asked. "To make a fuzzy orange rug. What do you think? I'm giving my room a hairy-rug makeover."

朱迪一边说，一边用手和膝盖追着她在房间里走来走去，撞倒了成堆的枕头、书和一个垃圾桶。 “发生什么事了？”臭问道。 “你在干什么？”“我看起来像在做什么？”朱迪说。 “追猫，”臭臭说。 “但是你为什么要追猫呢？”“去拿毛线，”朱迪说。 “可你为什么要纱线呢？”臭臭问。 “把它切成无数小块。” “但你为什么要把它切成一百万块呢？”臭问道。 “做一个毛茸茸的橙色地毯。 你觉得呢？我要给我的房间来个毛地毯大改造。”

"Mo-om!" Stink yelled. "Judy's chasing the cat to get the yarn to cut it into a million pieces to make a fuzzy rug to give her room a hairy-rug makeover!" What an NCP. After the hairy-rug makeover experiment, Judy went looking for a peaceful mood. "Peace out!" she called to anybody who was listening. "I'm going out back in the tent!" The Toad Pee Club tent was like the Attitude Tent without the attitude. Judy climbed inside, where it was secret and quiet, like the peace tents at college. She got down on her hands and knees. Mouse stood still on all fours, watching. Judy arched her back. Mouse arched her back. Judy breathed in and out. Mouse breathed in

“Mo-om !”臭喊道。“朱迪在追猫，想要纱线把猫剪成一百万块，做成毛茸茸的地毯，让她的房间焕然一新！”真是个新冠肺炎。 在做了毛茸茸的地毯改造实验后，朱迪去寻找一种平静的心情。 “别吵了！”她对所有在听的人喊道。 “我要回到帐篷里去！”蟾蜍尿俱乐部的帐篷就像没有态度的态度帐篷。 朱迪爬了进去，那里秘密而安静，就像大学里的和平帐篷一样。 她跪在地上。 老鼠站在那里一动不动地看着。 朱迪拱起背。老鼠拱起了背。 朱迪吸气呼气。老鼠吸气

and out. Judy gazed at her navel. She tried to fill herself up with peace. "What in the world...?" said Stink, barging into the tent.

和了。朱迪凝视着自己的肚脐。 她试图使自己充满平静。 “这是怎么回事……？”臭臭冲进帐篷说。