04 A New Attitude

A New Attitude Judy could not wait to go back to college— three times a week! Getting tutored was crucial. Rare squared! In just two short weeks, Judy had a brand-new lease on life. She, Judy Moody, sashayed into the kitchen one morning before school. She was wearing a dress on top of jeans ripped at the knee, a teeny- tiny hoodie sweatshirt, monkey flip-flops, a crazy scarf, skinny glasses, half a gross of bracelets, and tattoo Band-Aids. "She must be in a play," said Stink. "That's ridonkulus," said Judy. "Unless you

朱迪迫不及待地想回到学校——一周三次！接受辅导至关重要。 罕见的平方!在短短的两周内，朱迪获得了全新的生活。 一天早晨上学前，她，朱迪·穆迪，大摇大摆地走进厨房。 她穿着一件连衣裙，上面是一条膝盖破洞的牛仔裤，一件极小的连帽运动衫，一双猴子字拖，一条疯狂的围巾，一副瘦削的眼镜，半捆手镯，还有纹身创可贴。 “她一定是在演戏，”臭臭说。 “那是利顿库卢斯，”朱迪说。 “除非你

mean the play of life." "How many shirts are you wearing?" Stink asked. "Is that my scarf?" Mom asked.

我指的是人生的游戏。”“你穿了几件衬衫？”臭问道。 “那是我的围巾吗？”母亲问。

"I'm dressing for college," said Judy. "I have tutoring after school today, Kate." Chloe called grown-ups by their first names, so Judy tried it. "It's too cold for flip-flops," Mom said, frowning. "And you'll need a coat," Dad added. Parents. Parental Units. The 'Rents. Kate and Richard were so old skool. "College kids don't wear coats!" said Judy. "What do they wear?" asked Stink. "They wear whatever's their thing," said Judy. "So your thing is to dress like a clown?" Stink asked. Eesh! What an NCP. Nincompoop. "How's it going with Chloe, by the way?" Mom asked.

“我在为上大学穿衣服，”朱迪说。 “凯特，今天放学后我有辅导。” 克洛伊直呼大人的名字，所以朱迪也试了试。 “穿人字拖太冷了，”妈妈皱着眉头说。 “你还需要一件外套，”爸爸补充说。 的父母。父母的单位。“租金。 凯特和理查德太守旧了。 “大学生不穿外套！”朱迪说。 “他们穿什么？”臭臭问。 “他们穿自己喜欢的衣服，”朱迪说。 “所以你喜欢穿得像个小丑？”臭问道。 Eesh !真是个新冠肺炎。笨人。 “顺便问一下，你跟克洛伊怎么样了？”母亲问。

"Chloe is the bomb! She drives a green gecko Beetle called June Bug and has fake red hair and a toe ring and seven pierces." "Nobody needs that many extra holes in their head," said Dad. "What a Swiss Cheese Head!" said Stink. "I already have seven holes in my head. Two eyes plus two ears plus two nostrils plus one mouth equals seven." "Does this Chloe know any math?" Mom asked. "Does this Chloe have any flash cards?" asked Stink. "For your information, we don't use flash cards," said Judy. "But we do play Multiplication Bingo and Tic-Tac-Cookie with Oreos. We even made a giant Sponge-Block

“克洛伊太棒了！”她开着一辆叫做六月虫的绿色壁虎甲虫，戴着假红头发，戴着脚环，穿了七个洞。” “没人需要头上多出那么多洞，”爸爸说。 “好一个瑞士奶酪头！”臭臭说。 “我头上已经有七个洞了。 两只眼睛加两只耳朵加两个鼻孔加一张嘴等于七。” “这个克洛伊懂数学吗？”母亲问。 “克洛伊有记忆卡吗？”臭臭问。 “告诉你，我们不使用闪存卡，”朱迪说。 “但我们确实会用奥利奥玩乘法宾果和井字游戏。 我们甚至做了一个巨大的海绵积木

Triangle Pants, and Chloe named him Turd Ferguson." Judy snorted. "It was so money." "I don't see what a sponge named Turd Ferguson has to do with math," said Stink. "Right, Mom? Right, Dad?" Fact of Life: Stink = annoying! "Stink, it's sponge blocks. They were invented by a kid. See, you add up all the lines and angles, and it makes a polygon. You can use triangles, rectangles, and squares, too." Mom raised her eyebrows at Dad. Dad raised his eyebrows at Mom. "Aw," said Stink. "Can I go to college, too?" Judy ignored him. "Chloe says you can't be afraid of math," she told Kate and Richard. "You just have to practice, like piano, or soccer. And you can't give up. And you have to

三角裤，克洛伊给他起名叫便便弗格森。” 朱迪哼了一声。“太有钱了。” “我看不出一个叫便便弗格森的海绵和数学有什么关系，”臭臭说。 “妈妈,对吗?吧,爸爸?”生活真相：臭味=烦人！“臭，这是海绵块。 它们是一个孩子发明的。 看，你把所有的线和角加起来，就得到了一个多边形。 你也可以使用三角形、矩形和正方形。” 妈妈对爸爸扬起眉毛。 爸爸对妈妈扬起眉毛。 “啊，”臭臭说。“我也能上大学吗？”朱迪不理他。 “克洛伊说你不能害怕数学，”她告诉凯特和理查德。 “你只需要练习，就像弹钢琴或踢足球一样。 你不能放弃。你必须

remember to have fun." "Well, I like your attitude," said Mom. "You mean my math-i-tude," said Judy, cracking herself up. "Chloe says math is everywhere. Math is life." "Then you better get going," said Mom. "Don't want to be late for life." On the way to school, Judy asked a question of her Ask-a-Question Watch 5000. Will Mr. Todd be back today? She pressed the green button. DON'T KNOW. She tried again. Will Mr. Todd be back today? CAN'T TELL. She tried a third time. Will Mr. Todd be back

记得要玩得开心。”“嗯，我喜欢你的态度，”妈妈说。 “你是说我的数学成绩，”朱迪说着，笑了起来。 克洛伊说数学无处不在。 数学就是生命。”“那你最好马上出发，”妈妈说。 “我可不想一辈子都迟到。” 在去学校的路上，朱迪用她的问答手表5000问了一个问题。 托德先生今天会回来吗？ 她按下了绿色的按钮。 不知道。她又试了一次。 托德先生今天会回来吗？ 不能告诉。她又试了第三次。 托德先生会回来吗