10 Grat-i-tude

Grat-i-tude "Mom! Dad!" Judy said at supper that night. "I mean Kate! Richard! Guess what! Professor Todd gave us a pop quiz in math today, and I owned it. I only got one wrong, and I did the best of all my peeps and my whole entire class." "Yeah, but everybody else flunked on purpose," said Stink, "because they all want to go to college, too." Eesh! Word sure traveled fast around Virginia Dare School. "Who cares? It was sooooo money!" Judy said. "She doesn't get money, does she?" asked Stink. "'Cause I'm good in math, so if she gets

Grat-i-tude“妈妈!爸爸!”那天晚上吃晚饭时朱迪说。 “我是说凯特！”理查德!你猜怎么着!托德教授今天给我们做了一个数学突击测验，我赢了。 我只做错了一个，而且我是全班同学中做得最好的。” “是啊，但其他人都是故意不及格的，”臭臭说，“因为他们也都想上大学。” Eesh !消息很快就传遍了弗吉尼亚大学。 “谁在乎呢?钱太多了！”朱迪说。 “她没有得到钱，是吗？”臭臭问。 "因为我数学很好，所以如果她

money, I should get money too!" "Stink, you're such a geck. And don't say, 'What's a geck?' Because that would make you more of a geck." Fact of Life: Stink = geck. Geck = annoying person! "Nobody's getting any money," said Dad. "And nobody's a geck," said Mom. "Yeah, you're not at college now," Stink said. "Good news, though," said Mom. "You won't have to go to tutoring anymore." "Yeah, no more yogurt!" said Stink. "Huh?" Judy loved college. She liked having a tutor. "You knew this was just for a short time," Dad said. "To get extra help for a few weeks. But now Mr. Todd's back, and we're proud of how great you're doing."

钱，我也应该得到钱！”“臭，你这个混蛋。 不要说，“什么是geck?”因为那样会让你更像个混蛋。” 生活真相：臭味=恶臭。 讨厌的人！“谁也拿不到钱，”爸爸说。 “没有人是笨蛋，”妈妈说。 “是啊，你现在不是在上大学，”臭臭说。 “不过还是有好消息，”妈妈说。 “你再也不用去补习了。” “是啊，没有酸奶了！”臭臭说。 “嗯?”朱迪喜欢大学。 她喜欢请家庭教师。“你知道这只是很短的一段时间，”爸爸说。 “为了得到几个星期的额外帮助。 但现在托德先生回来了，我们为你的出色表现感到骄傲。”

"You'll still see Chloe, honey," Mom said. "Maybe she'll come to your class to help Mr. Todd. And she said she'd be happy to babysit anytime." "Does she know Stink lives here, too?" "And that's not even the best news," said Mom. "When Chloe called today—" "Chloe called? You talked to Chloe? When? Where was I?" "You were at school—" said Mom. "No fair." Judy couldn't help it that her cell phone was made of candy. "Let Mom finish," said Dad. "Anyway, remember a painting you made when you went to college for a day with Chloe?" "Yes! Portrait of a Band-Aid-Not-Soup-Can without Shadows, Deluxe Edition."

“你还是会看到克洛伊的，亲爱的，”妈妈说。 “也许她会来你们班帮助托德先生。 她说她很乐意随时照看孩子。” “她知道臭臭也住在这里吗？”“这甚至不是最好的消息，”妈妈说。 “克洛伊今天打电话来——”“克洛伊打电话来？ 你和克洛伊谈过了？什么时候? 我刚才说到哪儿了？”“你当时在学校——”妈妈说。 “不公平。”朱迪情不自禁地认为她的手机是糖果做的。 “让妈妈说完，”爸爸说。 “不管怎样，还记得你和克洛伊在大学待了一天时画的一幅画吗？”“是啊!《没有阴影的创可贴而不是汤罐肖像》，豪华版。”

"What's that?" Stink asked. "It's a pop-art painting like that guy who paints soup cans, Andy Warthog." Stink snorted like a warthog. "Warhol," said Dad. "Andy Warhol." "Is anybody going to let me finish?" Mom asked. "Peace!" said Judy, holding up two fingers.

“那是什么?”臭问道。 “这是一幅波普艺术画，就像那个画汤罐的人安迪·沃索格（Andy Warthog）。” 臭臭像疣猪一样哼着鼻子。 “沃霍尔，”爸爸说。“安迪·沃霍尔。” “有人会让我说完吗？”母亲问。 “安静！”朱迪伸出两根手指说。

"As I was saying, I guess you left it there to dry, and the professor thought the painting was made by one of his college students. He chose your painting to hang in an art show at the college. They have a small gallery in the college library there." She, Judy Moody, could not believe her ears. "Painting? College? Art show? Me?" she asked. Dad laughed. "We thought you'd be pleased." Pleased? Pleased was only a teeny-tiny fraction of what she felt. This was uber-exciting. This was ridonkulus-rare. She, Judy Moody Warthog, aka Just Jude, was going to be in an art show at college! For serious! "I have to call Chloe," Judy said. "On your candy cell phone?" Stink asked.

“正如我所说的，我猜你把它留在那里晾干了，教授以为这幅画是他的一个大学生画的。 他选了你的画挂在学校的画展上。 那里的大学图书馆里有一个小画廊。” 她，朱迪·穆迪，简直不敢相信自己的耳朵。 “画画?大学?艺术展吗? 我？”她问。爸爸笑了。 “我们以为你会高兴的。” 高兴吗?高兴只是她感觉中很小的一部分。 这太令人兴奋了。这是ridonkulus-rare。 她，朱迪·穆迪·沃thog，又名Just Jude，要去参加大学的艺术展！严重的!“我得打电话给克洛伊，”朱迪说。 “在你的糖果手机上？”臭问道。