02 Heebie-Jeebies

Heebie-Jeebies Judy was helping Stink with his homework, quizzing him for a science test. "Name the four seasons," said Judy. "Easy. Salt, pepper, ketchup, and mustard," said Stink. "Seasons of the YEAR, Stink," said Judy. "Never mind. How about this one. What makes dew form?" "When leaves sweat?" asked Stink.

朱蒂在帮臭臭做作业，帮他做科学测验。 “说出四季的名字，”朱迪说。 “简单。盐、胡椒、番茄酱和芥末，”臭臭说。 “一年中的季节，臭臭，”朱迪说。 “没关系。这个怎么样？ 露水是怎么形成的？”“树叶什么时候出汗？”臭臭问。

"N-O!" said Judy. "Here's one. You have to know this. What is a fibula?" "Oh, I know. That's like when you tell a lie, but not a really big one. A little one." "No, Stink. It's a bone! In your leg! Between your knee and your ankle. I think you better study some more. Now, can I ask you a question?" "I thought that's what you were doing." "Not a science test question. What would you do if you thought there was just one Stink, then you found out there was somebody else out there just like you? Like another Stink?" "I'd bug you TWICE as much." "Never mind. I'll ask Mom and Dad." Judy asked her mom. Mom just hugged her

“不！”朱迪说。“这是一个。 你必须知道这个。腓骨是什么？”“哦，我知道了。 这就像你在说谎，但不是很大的谎言。 一个小的。”“不,臭。 是一根骨头！在你腿上！在膝盖和脚踝之间。 我想你最好再多学点。 现在，我能问你一个问题吗？”“我还以为你就是这么做的呢。” “这不是科学考试的问题。 如果你以为世界上只有一个臭臭，然后你发现世界上还有一个和你一样的人，你会怎么做？ 像另一个臭臭？”“我会加倍烦你的。” “没关系。我去问爸爸妈妈。” 朱迪问她妈妈。妈妈抱着她

and said, "You're the one and only Judy Moody in my book." "Is this for science? Or social studies?" asked Dad. "You don't understand," Judy told her dad. "There's only ONE of you and ONE of Mom and ONE of Stink. But, well, I mean, what if you met somebody and they were just like you? And you didn't feel special anymore?" "At least I'd have a new best friend," said Dad. Hmmm. Judy thought about that one. Best friend? Or best enemy? The next day, Best-Enemy Girl Reporter came up to Judy at recess. "Hi! Remember me?" "Check," said Judy, frowning.

说：“你是我书里唯一的朱迪·穆迪。” “这是为了科学吗？还是社会学科？”爸爸问。 “你不明白，”朱迪告诉她爸爸。 “只有你一个人，妈妈一个人，臭臭一个人。 但是，我是说，如果你遇到一个和你很像的人呢？ 你不再觉得自己很特别了吗？”“至少我有了一个新的好朋友，”爸爸说。 嗯。朱迪想了想。 最好的朋友?还是最好的敌人？ 第二天，《死敌女记者》在课间休息时找到朱迪。 “嗨!还记得我吗?”“检查，”朱迪皱着眉头说。

"You do remember! Your name's Judy. Right? What's your last name? I want to put your chew-gum-in-school idea in my paper." Judy perked up. "Moody. Judy Moody." "Judy Moody? For real? Hey, you rhyme! Just

“你还记得！”你的名字是朱迪。 对吧?你姓什么？ 我想把你在学校里吃口香糖的想法写进我的论文里。” 朱迪振作起来。“喜怒无常。朱迪·穆迪。” “朱迪·穆迪?真的吗?嘿，你押韵！只是

like me!" "Same-same," said Judy excitedly. "So, do kids always try to rhyme stuff around you? Like 'Amy Namey, how's Jamie? Want to play a game-y? You're so lame-y.' Stuff like that?" "I've heard 'Howdy Doody, Judy Moody' and 'Judy Moody has cooties' about ten hundred million times!" "Exactly! That's so cool we both have the rhyming name thing. You could be in my club." "I'm already in a club. The Toad Pee Club. With my friends." "But this is a real club. It's not just for anybody. It's for people all over the world with names that rhyme. It's called the My-Name-Is-a-Poem Club."

像我这样的!”“一样，一样，”朱迪兴奋地说。 “那么，孩子们总是试图在你身边押韵吗？” 比如“Amy Namey， Jamie怎么样？” 想玩游戏吗？你太差劲了。”诸如此类的东西？”“我已经听过‘你好，杜迪，朱迪·穆迪’和‘朱迪·穆迪有虱子’大约一亿遍了！”“完全正确!太酷了，我们都有押韵的名字。 你可以加入我的俱乐部。”“我已经加入了一个俱乐部。 癞蛤蟆尿俱乐部。和我的朋友们。” “但这是一家真正的俱乐部。它不适合任何人。 是为全世界名字押韵的人准备的。 它叫‘我的名字是一首诗’俱乐部。”