05 The Purse of Happiness

The Purse of Happiness Judy was in a nark for four hundred forty-four miles. She was in a nark all the way through Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, and Pennsylvania. (She slept through Maryland.) She was even in a nark through Home of the Presidents, Washington, D.C. Judy Moody was in a nark for seven hours and nineteen minutes. A Give-Me-Liberty nark. "Mom! Judy won't play car games with me." Stink wanted to count cows. Stink wanted to play the license plate game. Stink wanted to play Scrabble Junior. "Judy," said Mom. "Play Scrabble with your

幸福的钱包朱迪在一片黑暗中行驶了444英里。 她在罗得岛州、康涅狄格、纽约州和宾夕法尼亚州一路上都处于黑暗之中。 （她睡了整个马里兰州。）她甚至在华盛顿特区“总统之家”的一个公园里 朱迪·穆迪在黑暗中呆了7小时19分钟。 给我自由的标志。“妈妈!朱迪不会和我玩汽车游戏的。” 臭臭想数牛。 臭臭想玩车牌游戏。 臭臭想玩小拼字游戏。 “朱迪，”妈妈说。“和你一起玩拼字游戏。

brother." "It's baby Scrabble!" said Judy. "I know. Let's play the silent game. Where you see how long you can go without talking." "Hardee-har-har," said Stink. "I win!" said Judy. "Hey, you two," said Mom. "It's her fault," said Stink. "Judy, you're not still in a mood about Tori, are you?" asked Mom.

兄弟。”“是婴儿拼字游戏！”朱迪说。 “我知道。我们来玩无声游戏吧。 在那里你可以看到你不说话能坚持多久。” “哈——哈——哈，”臭臭说。 “我赢了！”朱迪说。“嘿，你们两个，”妈妈说。 “是她的错，”臭臭说。 “朱迪，你不会还在为托丽的事伤心吧？”妈妈问。

"You never let me do stuff," said Judy. "You should hear all the stuff Tori gets to do in England! She has tons of sleepovers. She even has her own phone. And her own bathroom! And she gets pounds of allowance. You think I'm still a baby or something." "Or something," said Stink. "Judy, if you want us to treat you like you're more grown-up, and if you want a raise in your allowance, then you'll have to show us that you can be more responsible." "And not always get in a mood about everything," said Dad. "I've never even had a sleepover before!" said Judy. "Maybe when we get home, you can have a sleepover with Jessica Finch," said Mom. "When cows read," said Judy. She, Judy

“你从来不让我做事，”朱迪说。 “你应该听听托丽在英国做的所有事情！”她经常在别人家过夜。 她甚至有自己的手机。 还有她自己的浴室！她得到了几磅的津贴。 你以为我还是个婴儿什么的。” “或者别的什么。”臭臭说。 “朱迪，如果你想让我们把你当作更成熟的人来对待，如果你想增加你的零用钱，那么你就必须让我们看到你可以更负责任。” “不要总是对每件事都有情绪，”爸爸说。 “我从来没有在别人家过夜过！”朱迪说。 “也许我们回家后，你可以和杰西卡·芬奇一起过夜，”妈妈说。 “奶牛读书的时候，”朱迪说。 她,朱迪

Moody, was moving to England. She chewed two pieces of ABC gum, loud as a cow. She blew bubbles. Pop! Pop! Pop-pop-pop! "She's still in a mood!" announced Stink. In her mood journal, Judy made up nicknames for Stink all the rest of the way home. Stinker Stink-o-lator Stink-o-rama The Stinkster Stink Bug The Stink Man Stink MFink Stink-a-roni When Judy got home, she dragged her tote bag upstairs to her room. Thwump, thwump, thwump. She dragged her backpack, her blanket, her pillow, and her sock monkey. And her stuff from the gift shop. She shut the door and climbed up into her secret hideaway (her top bunk).

穆迪要搬到英国去了。 她嚼了两片ABC口香糖，声音像母牛一样大。 她吹泡泡。流行!流行!Pop-pop-pop !“她的心情还不错！”臭臭宣布。 在她的心情日记里，在回家的路上，朱迪给臭臭起了很多外号。 臭气熏天臭气熏天臭气熏天臭气熏天的臭气熏天的臭气熏天的臭气熏天的臭气熏天的臭气熏天的臭气熏天的臭气熏天的臭气熏天朱迪回到家后，拖着手提袋上楼到她的房间。 砰砰，砰砰，砰砰。她拖着她的背包、毯子、枕头和袜子猴。 还有她在礼品店买的东西。 她关上门，爬上她的秘密藏身之处（上铺）。

She, Judy Moody, was supposed to be writing her makeup book report, as in not waiting till the very, very last minute. Instead, she declared freedom from homework. Then she, Judy Moody, had an idea. A freedom idea. A John Hancock idea. A Declaration of Independence idea. She did not even stop to call Rocky and tell him about the Boston Tea Party Ship and the Giant Milk Bottle that sold star-spangled bananas. She did not even stop to call Frank and tell him about Mother Goose's grave and the musical toilet. That could wait till tomorrow. But some things could not wait. Judy gazed in awe at the copy of the Declaration of Independence she'd gotten in Boston. It was on old-timey brown paper with burned edges that looked like tea had been

她，朱迪·穆迪，本应该在写她的化妆读书报告，而不是等到最后一刻。 相反，她宣布不再做家庭作业。 这时，朱迪·穆迪有了一个主意。 一个自由的想法。约翰·汉考克的主意。 一个独立宣言的想法。 她甚至没有停下来给洛奇打电话，告诉他波士顿茶党船和卖星条旗香蕉的大牛奶瓶的事。 她甚至没有停下来给弗兰克打电话，告诉他鹅妈妈的坟墓和音乐厕所的事。 那可以等到明天。 但有些事情不能等。 朱迪敬畏地凝视着她在波士顿得到的《独立宣言》。 那是在古老的棕色纸上，边缘烧焦了，看起来像是茶

spilled on it. Judy squinted to try to read the fancy-schmancy handwriting. When in the bones of human events... blah blah blah... we hold these truths... more blah blah... alien rights... Life, Liberty, and the Purse of Happiness. She, Judy Moody, would hereby, this day, make the Judy Moody Declaration of Independence. With alien rights and her own Purse of Happiness and everything. Judy pulled out the paper place mat she had saved from the Milk Street Cafe. The back was brown from chocolate-milk spills. Perfect!

洒在上面了。朱迪眯着眼睛试图看清那些花哨的笔迹。 当在人类事件的骨子里… 废话连篇……我们持有这些真理…… 更多的废话……外星人的权利…… 生命、自由和幸福之袋。 她，朱迪·穆迪，将在此，今天，发表朱迪·穆迪独立宣言。 拥有外来的权利和她自己的幸福钱袋什么的。 朱迪拿出她从牛奶街咖啡馆保存下来的纸餐具垫。 后背被巧克力牛奶弄得焦黄。 完美!