08 Medical Doctor

M.D. = Medical Doctor Doctor Day! The day Judy got to dress up like Elizabeth Blackwell, First Woman Doctor, and do a REAL LIVE operation for Class 3T. An operation was the best of all the brainstorms from her list. The best Human Body project ever. Better even than trying to doctor Stink. Her patient was special. Her patient had green skin and did not talk back. Her patient would not hog the TV and drink all the ginger ale and spit out healthy prunes. Her patient was perfect. She could hardly wait. First she took one more bath.

医生戴医生!那天朱迪扮成第一位女医生伊丽莎白·布莱克威尔，为3T班做了一个真正的手术。 手术是她所有头脑风暴中最好的一个。 有史以来最好的人体项目。 比找臭医生强多了。 她的病人很特别。她的病人皮肤是绿色的，也不顶嘴。 她的病人不会霸占电视，喝光所有的姜汁汽水，吐出健康的西梅。 她的病人很完美。她几乎等不及了。 首先，她又洗了一个澡。

Stink knocked on the bathroom door. "Knockknock!" "Who's there?" "Stink, minus one bellybutton." No answer. "Mom! Judy's hogging the bathroom and she already took a million baths yesterday." Stink banged on the door. "Hurry up! I need to get in there!" Judy came out with a towel on her head, and all-wrinkly hands and feet. "I liked it better when you were sick," said Judy. "I liked it better when you didn't look like a spit-up prune," said Stink. "Doctors have to be really, really clean, Stink. Elizabeth Blackwell took three cold showers a day!"

臭气敲打着浴室的门。 “Knockknock !”“谁在那里?”“臭，少了一个肚脐。” 不回答。“妈妈!朱迪霸占了浴室，她昨天已经洗了一百万次澡了。” 臭气重重地敲在门上。“快点!我要进去!”朱迪走了出来，头上裹着一条毛巾，手脚都满是皱纹。 “我更喜欢你生病的时候，”朱迪说。 “我更喜欢你看起来不像一个被吐出来的西梅。”臭臭说。 “医生必须非常非常干净，臭臭。 伊丽莎白·布莱克威尔一天洗三次冷水澡!”

"Elizabeth Blackwell didn't leave a lake on the floor." "Hardee-har-har." "Hip bone's connected to da leg bone," Judy sang as she got dressed. Today was going to be the amazing-est human body day ever, from head to toe. At school, Judy had ants in her pants all through Spelling, bees in her patella-knees all through Math. At last it was Science. Mr. Todd said the magic words. "Time for our Human Body projects. Rocky, why don't you go first?" Rocky wrapped himself in toilet paper like a mummy, and told how eating a mummy can help your tummy! No lie. Doctors in the old-oldolden days thought mummies could cure stuff like stomachaches. So they ground up

“伊丽莎白·布莱克威尔没有在地板上留下一个湖。” “Hardee-har-har。”“髋骨和腿骨相连，”朱迪一边穿衣服一边唱着。 今天将是有史以来最神奇的人体日，从头到脚。 在学校里，茱蒂在拼字课上总是坐立不安，在数学课上她的膝部就像蜜蜂一样。 最后是科学。托德先生说了那句神奇的话。 “人体项目时间到了。 洛奇，你为什么不先走呢?”洛奇把自己裹在卫生纸里，像个木乃伊一样，还告诉我吃木乃伊可以帮助你的肚子!没有谎言。 过去的医生认为木乃伊可以治疗胃痛之类的疾病。 所以他们磨碎了

mummies, bones and all, and used them for medicine.

木乃伊，骨头等等，用来治病。

"Creepy!" said most of the class. "Fascinating," said Judy. Jessica Finch wrote medi-words on the board. Words like intelligirl (really smart girl), brainiac (has super-Einstein, not-kidney-bean brain), and brain case (sick in the brain), which she added to the dictionary. Then she passed out a word search. Judy found all the medi-words at brainiac speed. Finally, Mr. Todd called on her. Dr. Judy Elizabeth Blackwell. She put on her doctor shirt, a stethoscope, and a left-eye patch. She taped plastic bags over her shoes. She colored between her eyebrows with a black marker and stuck fake bugs on her head with tape. "Today I am Elizabeth Blackwell, First Woman Doctor," said Judy. "I'll start with a poem." She took a deep

“令人毛骨悚然!”大多数同学都说。 “太棒了，”朱迪说。杰西卡·芬奇在黑板上写下了中间词。 像intelligl(非常聪明的女孩)，brainiac(拥有超级爱因斯坦，不是肾豆的大脑)和brain case(大脑有病)这样的词，她把它们添加到了词典中。 然后她发了一个单词搜索。 朱迪以极快的速度找到了所有的中间词。 最后，托德先生拜访了她。 朱迪·伊丽莎白·布莱克威尔博士。 她穿上医生服，戴上听诊器，戴上左眼眼罩。 她把塑料袋粘在鞋子上。 她用黑色马克笔在眉毛之间涂上颜色，并用胶带把假虫子粘在头上。 “今天我是伊丽莎白·布莱克威尔，第一位女医生，”朱迪说。 “我要从一首诗开始。”她深吸了一口

breath, so she wouldn't get a terrible case of nerves. Or a bad case of sweat. Elizabeth Blackwell Lived in an attic Nothing was automatic First in her class What more could you ask? Became first woman doctor Even though boys mocked her Opened a clinic Helped poor people in it Delivered Babies Gave shots for rabies (maybe) Opened her own school It was way cool

呼吸，这样她就不会神经过敏了。 或者是出汗。伊丽莎白·布莱克威尔住在阁楼上什么都不是自然而然的班里第一你还能要求什么? 成为第一个女医生尽管男孩们嘲笑她开了一家诊所帮助穷人接生婴儿给狂犬病打针(可能)开了自己的学校很酷