06 Mr. DryBones

M.D. = Mr. DryBones After Sharing, Judy went out in the hall to put away her backpack. Stink was there, listening right outside the classroom. "Give it," said Stink, holding out his hand. "Give what?" "I know you have it. I came to tell you . . . I just saw you! I overheard. . . . You stole it, didn't you? You showed the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD my bellybutton!"

分享完之后，朱迪走到大厅里收起她的背包。 臭臭就在那儿，就在教室外面偷听。 “给我。”臭臭说着伸出手来。 “给什么?”“我知道你有。 我是来告诉你的…我刚刚看到你了!我无意中听到。 ……是你偷的，对吧? 你让全世界都看到了我的肚脐!”

"Nah-uh! Only half of the third grade." "You owe me a million dollars." "Stink, we can fight later. Go back to second grade." "I can't. I'm sick. My throat hurts. I think I have mumps." "Made-up mumps?" "No. For real." Stink held his neck like it really hurt. "Would you say that the pain is in your larynx or your pharynx?" Judy asked. "Huh?" "Just go to the nurse," said Judy. "I'm scared." "Of what? Mrs. Bell?" "No."

“Nah-uh !只有三年级的一半。” “你欠我一百万美元。” “臭臭，我们以后再打吧。” 回到二年级去。”“我不能。 我病了。我嗓子疼。 我想我得了腮腺炎。”“自创的腮腺炎?”“没有。 真实的。”臭臭抓住他的脖子，好像真的很疼。 “你是说你的喉咙疼还是咽疼?”朱迪问。 “嗯?”“去找护士吧，”朱迪说。 “我害怕。”“什么?贝尔太太?”“没有。”

"A shot?" "No." "Getting lost?" "No." "For-real mumps? A pill? Throwing up?" "No. No. And not really." "What? What are you scared of?" "The skeleton! In the nurse's office." "Stink! It's not even real!" Stink's face crumpled like he was going to cry. "The office lady told me to wait till Mrs. Bell gets here, but I was in there all by myself. With it." "I'll take you, if you promise not to be mad about the bellybutton." Judy got a pass from Mr. Todd, then walked Stink down the hall and around the corner to

“一枪吗?”“没有。”“迷路?”“没有。” “真正的腮腺炎吗?一颗药丸?呕吐吗?”“没有。 不。并不是真的。”“什么? 你在怕什么?”“骷髅!在护士办公室。” “臭!这都不是真的!”臭臭的脸皱了起来，好像要哭了。 “办公室的女服务员让我等贝尔太太来，但我一个人在里面。 用它。”“我带你去，只要你保证不为肚脐的事生气。” 朱迪从托德先生那里拿到了通行证，然后带着臭臭走过大厅，绕过拐角

the nurse's office. Stink pointed to the skeleton in the corner. "Pretend he's not there, Stink. Sit on the edge of the bed. I'll be the doctor while we wait for Mrs. Bell. So, what seems to be the problem?" "When I woke up this morning, I just had hiccups and a loose tooth. Now my throat hurts." Judy picked up a flashlight from the desk and shined it in Stink's eyes. "Hey, now my eyes hurt, too!" "Does your face hurt?" "Nope." "It's killing me!" Judy cracked herself up. "Let's see your throat." She shined the light down his throat. "Say ahh!" "Glub!" said Stink.

护士办公室。臭臭指着角落里的骷髅。 “假装他不在那儿，臭臭。 坐在床边。 等贝尔太太的时候我来当医生。 那么，有什么问题吗?”“当我今天早上醒来的时候，我只是打嗝和牙齿松动。 现在我喉咙疼。”朱迪从桌子上拿起手电筒，照着臭臭的眼睛。 “嘿，现在我的眼睛也疼了!”“你脸疼吗?”“不。” “它要了我的命!”朱迪大笑起来。 “让我看看你的喉咙。”她把灯光照进他的喉咙。 “说啊!”“咕噜!”臭臭说。

"Not glub. Ahhhhh! Try again." "Slug!" "Never mind," said Judy. "What's wrong?" "Well, you DON'T have a frog in your throat. Just a glub and a slug." Judy held her head sideways, thinking. She looked Stink up and down. "Do you have a pain in your neck, too?" asked Stink. "Just you," said Judy. She cracked herself up some more. "Wait a minute! Stink! I got it! I know what you have!" "What?" asked Stink. "Skeleton-itis!" said Judy. "Fear-of-Skeletons disease. Found only in second graders with glubby slugs in their throats."

“不是glub。啊! ! !再试一次。” “鼻涕虫!”“没关系，”朱迪说。 “怎么了?”“好吧，你的喉咙里没有青蛙。 只是一小块和一小块。”朱迪歪着头，沉思着。 她上下打量着臭臭。 “你的脖子也痛吗?”臭臭问。 “只有你，”朱迪说。她又笑了起来。 “等一下!”臭!我知道了!我知道你有什么!”“什么?”臭臭问。 “骷髅病!”朱迪说。 “Fear-of-Skeletons疾病。 只有在二年级学生喉咙里有黏糊糊的鼻涕虫时才会发现。”