08 Batty for Band-Aids

Batty for Band-Aids When Judy, Stink, and Rocky got off the bus after school the next day, Stink called, "Race you to the mailbox!" But Judy did not run after Stink. She stayed right where she was so she could watch Rocky do his new disappearingbubble- gum trick. That's when they heard Stink yell from across the street, "The Crazy Strips Contest! Judy, you won!" He waved an envelope in the air. "Stink, you lie like a rug!" Judy said. "I'm not falling for that trick again." "It says CONTEST WINNER. Right here in fat red letters. See?"

第二天，当朱迪、臭臭和洛奇放学后下车时，臭臭喊道:“看谁先跑到邮箱哪!”但是朱迪没有追赶臭臭。 她呆在原地，这样她就可以看洛奇表演他的新魔术——泡泡糖消失。 就在这时，他们听到臭臭从街对面喊道:“疯狂脱衣舞大赛!朱迪，你赢了!”他在空中挥舞着一个信封。 “臭，你像地毯一样躺着!”朱迪说。 “我不会再上当了。” 上面写着大赛冠军。就在这里，用红色的大字写着。 看到了什么?”

"If this is a trick, you're up a tree," Judy said, crossing the street. "Maybe it's not a trick this time," said Rocky, walking beside her. "What did she win?" "Rollerblades!" said Stink. "Rollerblades do not fit in an envelope, Stink." "Maybe you're a runner-up, then," said Stink. "Maybe you won sunglasses." "Sunglasses don't fit in an envelope either. Give it." Judy grabbed the envelope and tore it open.

“如果这是一个骗局，你是在树上，”朱迪说，过马路。 “也许这次不是恶作剧，”洛奇说，走在她身边。 “她赢了什么?”“溜冰鞋!”臭臭说。 “旱冰鞋装不进信封，臭小子。” “那么，也许你是亚军了。”臭臭说。 “也许你赢了太阳镜。” “太阳镜也装不下信封。 给它。”朱迪抓起信封，把它撕开。

"Certificate?" yelled Judy. "That's all I get for HEAL THE WORLD? One crummy certificate? A certificate is not even close to Rollerblades. A certificate will not decorate the ankles of millions." "An Honorable Mention certificate is like winning second place," said Rocky. Judy covered up her ears. "Don't even mention the word certificate again." "At least you got something," Stink said.

“证书?”朱迪喊道。 “这就是我拯救世界的全部?” 一张蹩脚的证书?证书和旱冰还差得远呢。 一张证书并不能装饰数百万人的脚踝。” “荣誉奖证书就像赢得了第二名，”洛奇说。 朱迪捂住了耳朵。“不要再提证书这个词了。” “至少你得到了一些东西，”臭臭说。

"Yeah," Rocky said. "Stink didn't even get a certificate." That cheered Judy up a little. "Well, at least I get to hang something in the Moody Hall of Fame on the fridge." Just then, Stink dropped the mail. Catalogs and envelopes blew every which way. "Help!" yelled Stink. A letter flew out from inside a catalog and landed on the driveway. "Wait!" called Stink, picking up the letter. "I got one too!" "Let's see if you still think certificates are so great," said Judy. Stink took his time opening the envelope. "Stink, I'll be in fourth grade by the time you get that open. Hurry up. Read it!" Stink read the letter.

“是的，”洛奇说。“臭臭连个证书都没拿到。” 这让朱迪高兴了一点。 “好吧，至少我可以把穆迪名人堂的东西挂在冰箱上了。” 就在这时，臭臭掉了信。 目录和信封到处乱飞。 “救命!”臭臭喊道。一封信从目录里飞了出来，落在车道上。 “等等!”臭臭叫道，拿起信。 “我也有一个!”“让我们看看你是否仍然认为证书很好，”朱迪说。 臭臭不慌不忙地打开信封。 “臭，你打开它的时候我都上四年级了。” 快点。读它!”臭臭读着信。

"Crazy Strip of the Month!" said Stink, jumping up and down and waving the letter in the air. "I got Crazy Strip of the Month!" "Let me see that." Judy read the letter with her own eyes. How could this happen? Her very own stinky little brother won Crazy Strip of the Month! "What's wrong with these people?" cried Judy, shaking the letter. Did they have bats in their belfries? Band-Aids for brains? "Don't they know bats have beady little eyes and squishedup noses like pigs? Don't they know bats look

“疯狂的月度漫画!”臭臭说着，跳上跳下，在空中挥舞着那封信。 “我得了月度疯狂脱衣奖!”“让我看看。” 朱迪亲眼读了那封信。 这是怎么发生的?她的臭弟弟得了月度疯狂漫画奖!“这些人怎么了?”朱迪摇晃着信叫道。 他们的钟楼里有蝙蝠吗? 大脑的创可贴?“难道他们不知道蝙蝠有像猪一样的小眼睛和扁鼻子吗?” 难道他们不知道蝙蝠的样子吗