01 Crazy Strips Contest

Crazy Strips Contest Judy Moody did not set out to save the world. She set out to win a contest. A Band-Aid contest. Judy snapped open her doctor kit. Where was that box of Crazy Strips? She lifted out the tiny hammer for testing reflexes. "Hey, can I try that?" asked Stink, coming into Judy's room. "Stink, didn't you ever hear of going knock, knock?" "Sure," said Stink. "Who's there?" "Not the joke," said Judy. "The thing a little brother is supposed to do before entering a big sister's room."

朱迪·穆迪并没有打算拯救世界。 她打算赢得一场比赛。 创可贴比赛。朱迪啪的一声打开她的医生包。 那盒疯狂条呢? 她拿出小锤子来测试反应。 “嘿，我能试试吗?”臭臭走进朱迪的房间问道。 “臭臭的，你没听说过敲门声吗?”“当然，”臭臭说。 “谁在那里?”“不是开玩笑，”朱迪说。 “一个小弟弟在进入大姐姐的房间之前应该做的事。”

"You mean I have to tell a joke just to come in your room?" asked Stink. "Never mind," said Judy. "Never mind who?" asked Stink. "Stink! Just sit on the chair and cross your legs," said Judy. "I'm going to test your reflexes." "Please don't do doctor stuff to me!" Stink said. "C'mon, Stink." Judy tapped Stink's knee with the hammer. Stink's foot shot out and kicked her in the leg. "Hey, Stink," said Judy. "You kicked me! Who do you think you are, a cassowary?"

“你是说我必须讲个笑话才能进你的房间?” “没关系，”朱迪说。“别管谁?”臭臭问。 “臭!“坐在椅子上，跷二郎腿，”朱迪说。 “我要测试一下你的反应能力。” “请不要对我做医生的事!”臭说。 “来吧,臭。”朱迪用锤子敲了敲臭臭的膝盖。 臭臭的脚突然伸出来，踢了她的腿。 “嘿，臭臭，”朱迪说。“你踢了我!”你以为你是谁，食火鸡吗?”

"A what-o-wary?" "Cass-o-wary. I learned it in Science. It's a rain forest bird that can't fly, so it kicks its enemies." "I'm not a casso-whatever," said Stink. "I just have really good reflexes." Judy flashed her best anaconda eyes at Stink. "Forget it," she said, putting the hammer away. Stink reached into Judy's doctor kit and pulled out some Crazy Strips. "Stink! I told you not to steal my Crazy Strips. Now this box is empty, as in ALL GONE. I told you I'd put your arm in a sling if you didn't stop stealing my stuff." Stink did not want his arm in a sling again. Especially when it wasn't broken. "Give it," said Judy, taking the box from Stink. "I want to read

“what-o-wary ?”“Cass-o-wary。 我在科学课上学到的。这是一种不会飞的雨林鸟，所以它会踢它的敌人。” “我不是什么casso-whatever，”臭臭说。 “我的反应能力非常好。” 朱蒂用她最狡黠的眼睛看着臭臭。 “算了吧，”她说着，把锤子收了起来。 臭臭把手伸进朱迪的医疗箱里，拿出一些疯狂条。 “臭!我跟你说过别偷我的疯狂漫画。 现在这个盒子是空的，就像在全部消失。 我告诉过你，如果你不停止偷我的东西，我就把你的胳膊吊起来。” 臭臭不想他的胳膊再被吊起来了。 尤其是当它没有坏掉的时候。 “给我，”朱迪说着，从臭臭手里接过盒子。 “我想读书

about the contest." "Contest?" asked Stink. "What do we have to do?" Judy read the box. Crazy Strips 5th Annual Design Your Own Bandage Contest. Create your own Crazy Strip. Draw with pencils, crayons, or markers. Think of a theme! Go wild with a style! Be outrageous! Be you!

关于比赛的事。”“比赛?”臭臭问。 “我们该怎么办?”朱迪读了盒子。 Crazy Strips第五届年度设计你自己的绷带比赛。 创建你自己的疯狂地带。 用铅笔、蜡笔或马克笔画画。 想一个主题!让自己的风格狂野起来!是无耻的!是你!