06 Broken Records

Broken Records Judy studied her famous elbow in the mirror. She squished her elbow into a wrinkled happy face. She squinched her elbow into a mad face. If Judy ever hoped to be more famous than an elbow, she needed some help. Judy called all members of the Toad Pee Club. "Meet at the clubhouse," she told everybody. Rocky, Frank, and Judy crowded into the blue tent in her backyard. Last was Stink, who carried Toady, their mascot, in one hand, and walked while reading a book. "Stink, you better watch out or you'll renew your membership."

朱迪对着镜子端详她那著名的胳膊肘。 她把胳膊肘压得皱成一张快乐的脸。 她把胳膊肘缩成一副发疯的样子。 如果朱迪希望比胳膊肘更出名，她需要一些帮助。 朱迪打电话给蛤蟆尿俱乐部的所有成员。 “在俱乐部见面，”她告诉大家。 洛奇、弗兰克和朱迪挤进了她家后院的蓝色帐篷里。 最后是臭臭，他一手抱着他们的吉祥物癞蛤蟆，一边走一边看书。 “臭小子，你最好小心点，否则你会续会的。”

"OH!" said Stink. He tossed Toady into the

“哦!”臭臭说。他把癞蛤蟆扔进了河里

bucket before the toad famous for peeing in people's hands did it again. "Now," said Judy, "how can we make me famous?" "Let's think," Rocky said. "Stink, you're not thinking," said Judy. "Getting famous is boring," said Stink, leafing through his book. "Stink, what book could be soooooooooo interesting?" Stink held up the Guinness Book of World Records. Judy looked at Frank. Frank looked at Rocky. Rocky looked at Judy. "Brainstorm!" the three yelled at the same time. Then they cracked up. "Stink, you are a genius. The secret to getting famous is right there in your hands."

水桶之前那个以在人手上撒尿而出名的癞蛤蟆又犯了。 “现在，”朱迪说，“我们怎样才能让我出名呢?”“让我们想想，”洛奇说。 “臭，你没想过。”朱迪说。 “成名是件无聊的事，”臭臭一边说，一边翻着他的书。 “臭，什么书会这么有趣?”《臭臭》是吉尼斯世界纪录的保持者。 朱迪看着弗兰克。弗兰克看着洛奇。 洛奇看着朱迪。“头脑风暴!”三个人同时喊道。 然后他们笑了。“臭臭，你真是个天才。 成名的秘诀就在你手中。”

Stink checked his hands. "Don't you get it?" said Judy. "I could break a record and get in that book! Then I'd be superfamous." "Famous. Famous. Famous. YOU are a broken record," Stink told her. "Hardee-har-har," said Judy. "You know how you collect stuff, like Band- Aids?" said Frank. "You could break a record for collecting something. Like the most pizza tables." "Or scabs!" said Judy. "Bluck," said Stink. "There's a guy in here who collects throw-up bags from airplanes. He has two thousand one hundred and twelve. One bag even has a connect-the-dots drawing of Benjamin Franklin on it."

臭臭止住了他的手。“你还不明白吗?”朱迪说。 “我可以打破纪录，进入那本书!”那样我就超级出名了。” ”著名。著名的。著名的。你是一张破唱片。”臭臭对她说。 “哈——哈——哈，”朱迪说。 “你知道你是怎么收集东西的吗，比如创可贴?”弗兰克说。 “你可以打破收藏的记录。 就像大多数披萨桌一样。” “或者结痂!”朱迪说。“布莱克，”臭臭说。 “这里有个人收集飞机上的垃圾袋。 他有二千一百一十二。 有一个包上甚至有本杰明·富兰克林的连环画。”

"That's way better than scabs," said Judy. "Hey, look," Rocky said, reading over Stink's shoulder. "World's longest word. Spell that and you could be the next Jessica Finch." The word was: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. "Whoa. Forty-five letters," said Frank, counting. "Not even Queen Bee herself could spell that!" said Judy. "It says here it's an ucky disease from volcanoes," Rocky said. "No lie." "Wait! I got it. There's a guy in here with the longest neck," said Stink. "We could all pull on your head to stretch your neck out!" "I want to be famous, not a giraffe," said Judy.

“这可比结痂好多了，”朱迪说。 “嘿，看，”洛奇隔着臭臭的肩膀说。 世界上最长的单词。念这个咒语，你就能成为下一个杰西卡·芬奇。” 这个词是:肺oultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis。 “哇。45封信，"弗兰克数着说。 “甚至连蜂王自己都不会拼写!”朱迪说。 “这里说这是一种来自火山的幸运疾病，”洛奇说。 “不说谎。”“等等!我明白了。 这里有一个人的脖子最长。”臭臭说。 “我们都可以拉着你的头，把你的脖子伸出来!”“我想出名，不是长颈鹿，”朱迪说。

"With a giraffe neck you would be famous," Stink told her. "Let me see that book." Judy grabbed the book of records and flipped through the pages. Longest gum wrapper chain? It took thirty-one years to make! Longest fingernail? No way; the guy hasn't cut his thumbnail since 1952. Best spitter? Judy could spit.

“长着长颈鹿脖子你会出名的，”臭臭告诉她。 “让我看看那本书。”朱迪抓起记录本，翻了几页。 最长的口香糖包装链? 它花了31年才制作完成!最长的指甲? 没有办法;这家伙从1952年就没剪过指甲了。 吐唾沫的人最好?朱迪会吐痰。