02 The Moody Hall of Fame

The Moody Hall of Fame The next day at breakfast, Judy ate her corn flakes without even spelling them. There had to be lots of ways people got famous besides spelling. While she munched, Judy watched her little brother, Stink, hang stuff up on the refrigerator: his report card, the self-portrait that made him look like a monkey, and a photo of himself in his flag costume, from the time he went to Washington, D.C., without her. Above everything, he had spelled MOODY HALL OF FAME with letter magnets.

第二天早餐时，朱迪吃着玉米片，连字母都没拼。 除了拼写，人们出名的方式肯定有很多。 朱迪一边嚼着，一边看着她的小弟弟“臭臭”把东西挂在冰箱上:他的成绩单，那张让他看起来像只猴子的自画像，还有一张他穿着国旗服装的照片，那是他去华盛顿特区时没有带她的照片。 最重要的是，他用字母磁铁拼出了穆迪名人堂。

"Hey!" she said. "Where's me?" "I made it," said Stink. "Why not leave Judy some room, honey," said Mom. "She can hang things there too." Judy ran back up the stairs, two by two. She searched her desk for things to put in the Moody Hall of Fame. But all she could find were rumpled-up papers, acorn hats, a year-old candy heart that said HOT STUFF, and a drawer full of pink dust from all the times she had erased her spelling words and brushed them into her top drawer. She rummaged through her closet next. All she had there were her collections: Band-Aids, fancy toothpicks, body parts (from dolls!), Bazooka Joe comics, pizza tables. Forget it. A person could not be in a hall of fame for

“嘿!”她说。“我在哪儿?”“是我做的。”臭臭说。 “为什么不给朱迪留点空间呢，亲爱的，”妈妈说。 “她也可以在那儿挂东西。” 朱迪两个两个地跑回楼梯。 她在桌子上找东西，想放进穆迪名人堂。 但她能找到的只有皱巴巴的纸张、橡子帽、一颗写着“热东西”的心形糖果，还有一个抽屉，里面堆满了粉红色的灰尘，那是她每次擦掉拼写单词、把它们刷到最上面的抽屉里时留下的。 接下来，她翻遍了衣橱。 她所有的东西都是她的收藏:创可贴、花式牙签、身体部位(来自玩偶!)、巴祖卡乔漫画、披萨桌。 算了吧。一个人不可能因为

toothpicks and Band-Aids. Then Judy remembered her scrapbox. Most kids, like Stink, had a scrapbook. What Judy had was a shoebox that smelled like old rubber. She stood on a chair and lifted the box down from the top shelf. A lock of baby hair! A tooth she lost in first grade. Mom and Dad would never let her hang dead hair up on the fridge. And nobody wanted to see an old yellow tooth every time they opened the refrigerator. Judy came across a macaroni picture of herself in kindergarten, with a screaming O for a mouth. She put it back. Stink would just love the chance to call her a noodle head. And remind her that she had a big mouth. Where were her report cards? There had to be

牙签和创可贴。这时朱迪想起了她的剪贴盒。 大多数孩子，比如臭臭，都有一本剪贴簿。 朱迪拿的是一个闻起来像旧橡胶的鞋盒。 她站在椅子上，把盒子从最上面的架子上拿下来。 一绺婴儿的头发!一年级时掉的一颗牙。 爸妈绝不会让她把死头发挂在冰箱上。 没有人愿意每次打开冰箱都看到一颗又老又黄的牙齿。 朱迪偶然看到一张她在幼儿园时的通心粉照片，她的嘴是一个尖叫的O。 她把它放了回去。臭臭会很高兴有机会叫她面条头的。 提醒她，她是个大嘴巴。 她的成绩单在哪里? 肯定有

some good ones. Certificates? Blue ribbons? She must have won something, sometime. But all she found were baby footprints, half-melted birthday candles, and dopey drawings of people with four eyes that she'd scribbled in preschool. What about pictures of herself? Pictures! Judy flipped through some old photos in an envelope. She had to find something as good as the picture of Stink the time he met the president. Here she was with Santa Claus. But Santa looked like he was snoring. And there she was standing next to Abraham Lincoln (cardboard). No way could she be in the Moody Hall of Fame for having her picture taken with a cardboard president.

一些不错的。证书吗? 蓝色的丝带?她一定在某个时候赢得了什么。 但她只找到了婴儿的脚印，半融化的生日蜡烛，以及她在幼儿园涂鸦的愚蠢的四眼人画。 她自己的照片呢? 照片!朱迪翻了翻信封里的一些旧照片。 她必须找到一张和臭臭见总统时的照片一样好的照片。 这是她和圣诞老人在一起的照片。 但圣诞老人看起来像是在打鼾。 她站在亚伯拉罕·林肯(纸板)旁边。 她不可能因为和一个纸板总统合影而进入穆迪名人堂。

Then there was the one where she was facedown on the neighbor's driveway, throwing

还有一次是她脸朝下趴在邻居家的车道上扔东西