06 Grumpy Bacon

Grumpy Bacon Friday came— the last day before the Book Quiz Blowout. All day at school, the clock did not seem to move. Judy began to think she knew just how Ivan the gorilla felt, pacing in his cage at the Exit 8 Big Top Mall in The One and Only Ivan. She could hardly wait to get home and practice one last lightning round with Stink. But when she hopped on the bus, Stink wasn't on it. At home, Judy ran upstairs. Stink was lying on his race-car bed, up to his neck in covers, with a thermometer sticking out of his mouth.

“不爽培根星期五”来了——这是图书大测验的最后一天。 在学校的一天里，时钟似乎没有移动。 朱迪开始觉得她知道大猩猩伊万的感受，在《独一无二的伊万》的8号出口大商场里，他在笼子里踱步。 她迫不及待地想回家和臭臭再练最后一局闪电。 但当她跳上公共汽车时，臭臭却不在车上。 回到家，朱迪跑上了楼。 臭臭躺在他的赛车床上，盖着盖到脖子的被子，嘴里伸出一支体温计。

"Stinkerbell!" said Judy. "You're sick?" Judy ran to get her Elizabeth Blackwell doctor kit. "Stink, this is worse than Pippi Longstocking having a major case of the freckles. What do you have, anyway?" "Grumpy," said Stink. "Bacon." Grumpy! Bacon? Oh, no! Stink had measles of the

“臭鬼！”朱迪说。“你生病了?”朱迪跑去拿她的伊丽莎白·布莱克威尔医生包。 “臭，这比长袜子皮皮长雀斑还糟糕。 你到底有什么？”“臭脾气，”臭臭说。 “培根”。脾气暴躁!熏肉吗?哦,不!臭小子得了麻疹

mouth. Chicken pox of the brain. He couldn't even talk right! Stink took the thermometer out of his mouth. "The school nurse says I have a sensitive stomach," said Stink. "That means tummy ache." "Oh!" said Judy. "I thought you said grumpy bacon." "Not even. It feels more like Ping-Pong ball stomach. Is that a thing?" "It is when you have a big important Book Quiz coming up," said Judy. "The good news is, the nurse sent me home early, so I got to read more books," said Stink. "More good news is Mom brought me sick food: ginger ale and buttered toast. Just like—" "Mercy Watson!" said Judy and Stink at the same time. "But the bad news is, what if I'm sick for the Book Quiz?" "I think if we just keep practicing, you'll feel better about tomorrow." Judy dug in her backpack for flash cards. "Lightning round!" said Judy. "Let's see how many questions you can answer in sixty seconds. No

的嘴。大脑的水痘。 他甚至不能正确地说话！臭臭把体温计从嘴里拿了出来。 “学校护士说我的胃很敏感，”臭臭说。 “那意味着肚子疼。”“哦！”朱迪说。 “我以为你说的是暴躁的培根。” “不。感觉更像乒乓球肚。 这是一件事吗？”朱迪说：“当你有一个重要的读书小测验时，你就会这么做。” “好消息是，护士让我早点回家了，所以我读了更多的书，”臭味说。 “更多的好消息是，妈妈给我带来了恶心的食物：姜汁汽水和黄油吐司。 就像——”“梅西·华生！”朱迪和臭臭同时说。 “但坏消息是，如果我生病了，不能参加读书测试怎么办？”“我想如果我们继续练习，你明天会感觉更好。” 朱迪在背包里翻找卡片。 “闪电般飞来！”朱迪说。 “让我们看看你在60秒内能回答多少问题。 否

peeking." Judy took out a buzzer and a sand timer from one of her board games. "Do I get to buzz in?" Stink asked. "I get to buzz in, right? Because using the buzzer is good for a sensitive stomach." "Fine." Judy handed over the buzzer. She flipped the sand timer over. "Go! What's the name of the brave pig in Charlotte's Web?" Bzzz. "Wilbur." "Who keeps a polka-dot horse on her porch and a monkey named Mr. Nilsson?" Bzzz. "Pippi Longstocking." "What street do Ramona the Pest and her cat, Picky-picky, live on?" Bzzz. "Klickety-Klackety Street."

偷看。”朱迪从她的一个棋盘游戏中拿出了一个蜂鸣器和一个沙子计时器。 “我可以进去吗？”臭问道。 “我可以进去，对吧？”因为使用蜂鸣器对敏感的胃有好处。” “很好。”朱迪把蜂鸣器递了过来。 她把计时器翻过来。 “去!《夏洛的网》里那只勇敢的小猪叫什么名字？”Bzzz。 “威尔伯。”“谁会在门廊上养一匹圆点花纹的马和一只叫尼尔森先生的猴子？”Bzzz。 清单里。”“害虫拉蒙娜和她的猫挑食住在哪条街上？”Bzzz。 “Klickety-Klackety街”。

"Sorry, Stink. It's Klick-i-tat Street. Next question: Name three toys in Toys Go Out by Emily Jenkins." Bzzz. "StingRay; Lumphy, a buffalo; and Plastic, a ball." "In Invisible Inkling, a boy named Hank has an invisible friend. What kind of animal is Inkling?" Bzzz. "A bandicoot!" "A banda pat! Can you tell me where Inkling is from?" Bzzz. "The Peruvian Woods of Mystery." "Good. Whose bizarro library has holograms and hovercrafts and a white tiger?" Bzzz. "Mr. Monticello." "Wrong! Stink! You always say Mr. Monticello! It's Mr. Lemoncello." Judy made a sour-ball face. "Think of sour lemons. Lemonheads. Lemon pie." Ding-dong. The doorbell rang. Judy ignored it. "What is Mr. Popper's job in Mr. Popper's Penguins?" "He paints houses," said fellow Bookworm Frank Pearl, coming into Stink's room. "I remember because I read all the animal books twice."

“对不起,臭味。这是快打街。 下一个问题：说出艾米丽·詹金斯《玩具出去》中的三个玩具。” Bzzz。“黄貂鱼”;Lumphy，水牛；塑料，一个球。” 在《隐形的暗示》中，一个名叫汉克的男孩有一个隐形的朋友。 Inkling是什么动物？”Bzzz。 “一个袋狸!”“手绢拍！”你能告诉我Inkling来自哪里吗？”Bzzz。 “秘鲁神秘森林” “很好。谁的奇怪图书馆里有全息图、气垫船和白虎？”Bzzz。 “蒙蒂塞洛先生。”“错!臭!你总是说蒙蒂塞洛先生！是莱蒙切罗先生。” 朱迪愁眉苦脸。 “想想酸柠檬。Lemonheads。 柠檬派。”叮咚。门铃响了。 朱迪没有理会。“波普尔先生在《波普尔先生的企鹅》里是干什么的？”“他画房子，”另一个书呆子弗兰克·珀尔走进臭臭的房间说。 “我记得，因为所有的动物书我都读了两遍。”

"Hey, you can be in the lightning round, too," Judy said to Frank. "Sure. Hit me." "Okay. This one's for you, Frank. Name three enemies of the Oompa-Loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." "Easy," said Frank. "Whangwangers, snogwogglers, and swozzdoodles." Judy and Stink groaned. "What?" asked Frank.

“嘿，你也可以参加闪电比赛，”朱迪对弗兰克说。 “当然。打我。”“好吧。这是给你的，弗兰克。 在《查理和巧克力工厂》中说出三个奥柏伦柏人的敌人。” “简单，”弗兰克说。“旺旺，雪兔，还有雪兔。” 朱迪和臭臭呻吟着。“什么？”弗兰克问。