08 Pinkie Swear

Pinkie Swear Class 3T went wild, standing and clapping even more. Jessica Finch curtsied. Judy Moody did not stand up. Judy Moody did not clap. Judy Moody put her head down on the South Pole. She wanted to cry into her not-royal hankie. Jessica Finch always did her homework. Jessica Finch always got big fat A's, except for when they were A-pluses. Her family tree did not lie. If Jessica Finch was telling the truth, then her great-grandpa-times-thirteen was NOT related to a queen after all. She, Judy Moody, was more rat than royal. She was not from a long line of blue bloods. She was not from a long line of queens. She was not even a teeny tiny bit Cinderella. She was from a long line of rat catchers. The lowliest of the low. Royal rat

3T班的小指发誓班疯了，站起来鼓掌。 杰西卡·芬奇行了屈膝礼。朱迪·穆迪没有站起来。 朱迪·穆迪没有鼓掌。朱迪·穆迪把头靠在南极上。 她想用她的非王室手帕捂着哭。 杰西卡·芬奇总是做功课。 杰西卡·芬奇总是得了大大的A，除了A +的时候。 她的家谱没有说谎。 如果杰西卡·芬奇说的是实话，那么她13岁的曾祖父与女王根本没有血缘关系。 她，朱迪·穆迪，与其说是皇室，不如说是老鼠。 她并非出身于贵族世家。 她不是一长串女王。 她一点也不像灰姑娘。 她来自一长串捕鼠人。 最底层的人。皇家老鼠

catchers were worse than royal bug squishers. Then it hit her like a ship crashing into an iceberg. This was titanic! If Jessica's story was true, then she, Judy Mudeye Moody, was related to... Jessica Fink Finch! If you went way, way, way, way, way back in the family tree, Jessica Finch was Judy Moody's long lost... stepsister? Blimey! Judy's knickers were in a right piccadilly of a twist. Forget Cinderella. She and Jessica were the stugly

捕虫者比皇家压虫者还糟糕。 然后它击中了她，就像一艘船撞上了冰山。 这是泰坦尼克号！如果杰西卡的故事是真的，那么她，朱迪·穆迪，与…… 杰西卡·芬克·芬奇！如果你追溯到很久很久很久以前的家谱，杰西卡·芬奇就是朱迪·穆迪失散已久的…… 同母异父的妹妹吗?啊呀!朱迪的内裤乱成一团。 忘记灰姑娘。她和杰西卡是那个胖胖的

upsisters. Ugly stepsisters! Judy wanted to float away on an Antarctic iceberg to a land Far Far Away. She looked down at her KEEP CALM T-shirt. It should say KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON LIKE A ROYAL RAT CATCHER. "Earth to Judy," said Mr. Todd. It was finally her turn, but she didn't care. She couldn't stand in front of her friends and her whole class and tell them that she was not related to a queen. She was descended from a not-royal, good-fornothing rat catcher. "You can return to your seat, Judy. We're out of time for today. We'll pick up with your family tree on Monday." Phew! Nobody knew her big fat secret yet. Nobody knew that she was an un-queen. And nobody-but-nobody knew that she was secret sort-of-sisters with Jessica Finch. Nobody could ever know. Judy picked up her Famous Women Rulers ruler. She could no longer read her name there, it was so smudged. She snuck a bite of candy necklace. They were no longer pearls. All of a sudden, a note folded like a crown landed

upsisters。丑陋的继姐妹!朱迪想在南极的冰山上漂流到一个遥远的地方。 她低头看了看她的“保持冷静”t恤。 它应该说保持冷静，像一个皇家捕鼠者一样继续前进。 “朱迪的地球，”托德先生说。 终于轮到她了，但她并不在意。 她不能站在她的朋友和全班同学面前告诉他们她和女王没有血缘关系。 她是一个一无是处的捕鼠人的后代。 “你可以回到你的座位上了，朱迪。 我们今天没时间了。 我们星期一再继续查你的家谱。” 唷!没人知道她的大秘密。 没人知道她不是女王。 没有人知道她和杰西卡·芬奇是秘密的姐妹。 没有人会知道。朱迪拿起她的著名女性尺子。 她再也看不清自己的名字了，字迹太脏了。 她偷偷咬了一口糖果项链。 它们不再是珍珠了。 突然，一张像皇冠一样折叠起来的纸条落了下来

on her Social Studies Student Edition Grade Three book. She looked around. She unfolded the note. Hi, Sis!! Hi, Sis!! Two short words of perfect penmanship. The swirly capital S. The smiley-face i. The slanty double exclamation points. These were the marks of the Princess of Penmanship. The Queen of Cursive. The Her-Majesty of Handwriting. Jessica A-Plus Finch. She knew! The secret was out. Soon it would be all over Class 3T that Judy Moody was not— I repeat not— related to a queen. It would be all over the whole school that Judy was related to Jessica Fink Finch. Arch-frenemy Jessica Finch had ruined everything. How could Judy have a right royal tea party and be crowned queen if she was not even royal? Judy glared at the ponytail in front of her. The same ponytail she stared at every day. But today it did not belong to her know-it-all rival. It did not belong to the show-off Queen Bee of Spelling. Today it belonged to her long lost... stepsister!

她的社会研究学生版三年级的书。 她环顾四周。她打开纸条。 嗨,姐姐! !嗨,姐姐! !两个短小精悍的字。 螺旋形的大写字母s，笑脸字母i。 倾斜的双感叹号。 这是写字公主的记号。 草书女王。笔迹女王陛下。 杰西卡·a +芬奇。她知道!秘密泄露了。 很快，3T班就传遍了朱迪·穆迪没有——我再说一遍没有——与女王有亲戚关系的消息。 朱迪和杰西卡·芬克·芬奇的关系会传遍整个学校。 又敌又友的杰西卡·芬奇毁了一切。 如果朱迪不是皇室成员，她怎么可能有一个皇家茶会并被加冕为女王呢？ 朱迪怒视着面前的马尾辫。 就是她每天盯着看的那个马尾辫。 但今天，它不属于她的无所不知的竞争对手。 它不属于爱炫耀的拼字女王。 今天它属于她失去已久的…… 同母异父的妹妹!

Stugly upsister, Judy told herself. She tweaked that ponytail. Once, twice. Jessica turned around. She wasn't even annoyed. She was smiling. Her eyes sparkled like crown jewels. "Meet me by the cubbies," Judy whispered. She headed for the back of the room. Jessica followed. "You can't tell anybody—" Judy started. "We're secret stepsisters," said Jessica, jumping up and down. "Shh!" said Judy.

胖胖的，朱迪对自己说。 她捻了捻马尾。 一次,两次。杰西卡转过身来。 她甚至不生气。她在微笑。 她的眼睛像皇冠上的宝石一样闪闪发光。 “在小柜子那儿等我，”朱迪低声说。 她朝房间后面走去。 杰西卡。“你不能告诉任何人——”朱迪开始说。 “我们是秘密继姐妹，”杰西卡说，跳上跳下。 “嘘！”朱迪说。