07 Stugly Upsisters

Stugly Upsisters Friday was going to be the best school day ever. It was the day that Class 3T would be sharing their family trees. By the end of today, the whole school and the whole entire world would find out that she, Judy Moody, was related to a queen. Before school started, Judy passed out invitations to her tea party. They were written in secret code. Code that only Mary, Queen of Scots, could crack. But that didn't stop Jessica Fink Finch. Before Judy could tell her friends where the answer key was hidden, Jessica Finch pulled out a Wolff Castle gift-shop pocket code-cracker. She cracked the royal code. So much for top-secret. "A party!" said Frank.

Stugly Upsisters的周五将会是学校里最棒的一天。 今天是3T班分享他们家谱的日子。 到今天结束的时候，整个学校和整个世界都会发现她，朱迪·穆迪，是一位女王的亲戚。 开学前，朱迪分发了参加茶话会的请柬。 它们是用密码写的。 只有苏格兰女王玛丽才能破解的密码。 但这并没有阻止杰西卡·芬克·芬奇。 在朱迪告诉她的朋友答案藏在哪里之前，杰西卡·芬奇拿出了沃尔夫城堡礼品店的袖珍密码破解器。 她破解了王室密码。 绝密到此为止。“聚会！”弗兰克说。

"Tea party," said Judy. "Do we get to throw tea in your bathtub, like we did at the Boston Tub Party?" "I'll do magic tricks," said Rocky. "Let's have a race," said Amy Namey. "I can announce the winner in my newspaper." "No, no, and no," said Judy. Sometimes her

“茶话会，”朱迪说。“我们能把茶扔到你的浴缸里吗，就像我们在波士顿浴缸派对上做的那样？”“我要表演魔术，”洛奇说。 “我们来比赛吧，”艾米·奈米说。 “我可以在我的报纸上宣布获胜者。” “不，不，不，”朱迪说。 有时她

friends were such plebes. "You guys don't get it, because you are not related to a queen, like I am. This is a right royal tea party." "So what do we get to do?" asked Frank. "Sip tea and practice manners and learn to curtsy," said Jessica. "You get to eat stuff like crumb cakes," said Judy. "You mean crumpets," said Jessica. "All that matters is there will be a coronation, and I will be crowned queen." Her friends looked at her like she was starkers. As in cuckoo-crazy! "How come you get to be queen?" asked Frank. "I'm the only one with royal blood. Duh." Just then, the bell rang. Judy's friends rushed to class. "Hey, wait up!" But nobody waited up. Judy hurried after them. "There will be a bouncy castle!" It wasn't true. It was a big fat lie. But she had to make a tea party sound exciting somehow. So far, so bad. The best school day ever was a royal flop. But pretty soon the world would find out that Judy Moody was related to a hero, and maybe a pirate, and almost-for-sure a queen.

朋友们就是这样的平民。“你们不明白，因为你们跟女王没有血缘关系，不像我。 这是一场真正的皇家茶会。” “那我们该怎么办呢？”弗兰克问。 “喝喝茶，练习礼仪，学会行屈膝礼，”杰西卡说。 “你可以吃面包屑蛋糕之类的东西，”朱迪说。 “你是说烤面饼吗？”杰西卡说。 “重要的是会有一场加冕礼，我将被加冕为女王。” 她的朋友们看着她，好像她是一个恶棍。 就像杜鹃疯了一样！“你怎么当上女王了？”弗兰克问。 “我是唯一有皇室血统的人。 咄。”就在这时，铃响了。 朱迪的朋友们冲进教室。 “嘿，等一下！”但是没有人等我。 朱迪急忙跟在他们后面。“会有一个充气城堡！”这不是真的。 这是一个弥天大谎。但她必须设法让茶话会听起来令人兴奋。 到目前为止，一切都很糟糕。最好的上学日是一次皇家失败。 但很快，世界就会发现朱迪·穆迪和一个英雄有关系，也许是一个海盗，几乎可以肯定是一个女王。

Family tree time! Judy raised her hand to go first. Mr. Todd called on Madison and Addison. He called on Manuel and Isabel. He called on Rocky. He called on Frank Pear/Pearl. Judy was at sixes and sevens. Eights and nines, too. Then it happened. Her teacher called on none other than Jessica Fink Finch. Jessica Finch stood in front of the class. Jessica Finch wore her posh tea party dress. Jessica Finch pulled on long white gloves. She put on pearls that were not a candy necklace and placed her Queen Bee tiara on her head.

家谱时间！朱迪举手先说。 托德先生拜访了麦迪逊和艾迪生。 他拜访了曼纽尔和伊莎贝尔。 他去拜访洛奇。他拜访了弗兰克·皮尔/珀尔。 朱迪心里七上八下的。 还有八和九。然后事情发生了。 她的老师叫来的不是别人，正是杰西卡·芬克·芬奇。 杰西卡·芬奇站在全班同学面前。 杰西卡·芬奇穿着她的豪华茶话会礼服。 杰西卡·芬奇戴上了长长的白手套。 她戴上了不是糖果项链的珍珠，戴上了女王的王冠。

Jessica Finch did not look like a fink. She looked like a princess. She looked like Cinderella herself. Judy pulled her candy necklace out from under her shirt. She snuck a secret bite. Chomp. At least Jessica Finch did not have a crown-jewel mood-changing peacock pin. Jessica traced her Finch family tree back to merry olde England. Hey! Judy Moody's family tree went back to merry olde England, too. Same-same! Jessica Finch told the class that way back in time the name Finch used to be Fink. Ha! So Jessica Finch actually was a fink. For real and absolute positive! Well, I'll be gobsmacked! Then Jessica Finch held up her family crest. It had a giant M on it. Judy's family crest had a giant M on it, too. M was for Moody. Judy's hand shot up. "Um, excuse me. But why does your family crest say M? It should say F for Fink. I mean Finch." "Hold your crumpets," said Jessica. "I'm getting to that part." Chomp. Chomp-chomp. Judy was only half listening. Jessica Finch was related to a judge. Boring. Jessica Finch was related to a baron. Snooze.

杰西卡·芬奇看起来一点也不像芬克。 她看起来像个公主。 她看起来就像灰姑娘。 朱迪从衬衫下面抽出她的糖果项链。 她偷偷地咬了一口。切齿。 至少杰西卡·芬奇没有一枚能改变心情的皇冠宝石孔雀别针。 杰西卡把芬奇家的家谱追溯到快乐的老英格兰。 嘿!朱迪·穆迪的家谱也可以追溯到快乐的老英格兰。 相同!杰西卡·芬奇告诉同学们，很久以前，芬奇的名字是芬克。 哈!所以杰西卡·芬奇其实是个芬克。 为了真实和绝对的积极！好吧，我会大吃一惊的！然后杰西卡·芬奇举起了她的家族徽章。 上面有一个巨大的M。朱迪的家徽上也有一个巨大的M。 M是穆迪。朱迪的手一下子举了起来。 “嗯，打扰一下。但为什么你的家族徽章上写着M？ 应该是F代表芬克。我是说芬奇。” “拿着你的烤面饼，”杰西卡说。 “我就要讲到那部分了。” 切齿。卓普。朱迪心不在焉。 杰西卡·芬奇和一位法官有亲戚关系。 无聊。杰西卡·芬奇和一位男爵有亲戚关系。 小睡。