02 Dear Your Majesty

Dear Your Maiesty Judy Moody was feeling purpler than a princess. Like a queen! Under her bed, she found the royal purple T-shirt she had gotten all the way from for-real England. It had a crown on it and said KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON. Judy took out her best permanent marker and added LIKE A QUEEN. Her heart stepped up a beat. Keep calm and carry on? How could she keep calm when she had just found out she was related to a queen? Judy could not wait to write to the queen and break the good news. She could not wait to tell her they were almost cousins! Stink came home from karate. "Why is your hair purple? Is that snail snot? Or were you using my zombie stuff?" "Stink, guess what. I'm practically a queen! Ask

亲爱的女王陛下，朱迪·穆迪觉得自己比公主还紫。 像个女王！在床底下，她发现了从真正的英国大老远买来的皇家紫色t恤。 它上面有一顶皇冠，上面写着保持冷静，继续前进。 朱迪拿出她最好的永久记号笔，在上面加上了“像女王一样”。 她的心跳加快了。 保持冷静，继续前行？当她刚刚发现自己是一位女王的亲戚时，她怎么能保持冷静呢？ 朱迪迫不及待地写信给王后，告诉她这个好消息。 她迫不及待地告诉她，他们几乎是表兄妹！臭臭从空手道回来了。 “你的头发为什么是紫色的？”那是蜗牛的鼻涕吗？ 还是你用了我的僵尸用品？”“臭，你猜怎么着。 我简直就是个女王！问

Grandma Lou." "Grandma Lou had to go home," said Stink. "Well, she told me our name goes back to old timey England and I'm related to Queen Elizabeth the First. No lie!"

奶奶卢。”“卢奶奶要回家了，”臭臭说。 “嗯，她告诉我，我们的名字可以追溯到古老的英国，我是伊丽莎白女王一世的亲戚。 没有撒谎!”

"Queens got their heads chopped off. No thanks." "For your information, a queen gets to live in a castle and drink tea and play Monopoly all day and boss people and own as many dogs as she wants. And she doesn't have to do homework. Ever." "Well if you're royal, then I am, too." "Yeah, a royal pain." "Hardee-har-har," said Stink. "I wish so bad I had a lucky sixpence for every time you said that, Stinkerbell." Before Judy could start her letter to the queen, Mom called, "Lunch!" Judy duct-taped a construction-paper tail of peacock feathers to the back of a kitchen chair. "From now on, this will be the royal chair. Like a throne. Only I get to sit in it." She hung a sign on the back of the chair.

“女王的头都被砍了。 不,谢谢。”“告诉你，女王可以住在城堡里，喝茶，整天玩大富翁游戏，指挥别人，想养多少狗就养多少狗。 她不需要做家庭作业。 ”。“如果你是王室成员，那我也是。” “是的，非常痛苦。”“哈——哈——哈，”臭臭说。 “我真希望你每说这句话，我就能得到一枚幸运的六便士，臭鬼。” 还没等朱迪开始给王后写信，妈妈就喊：“午饭！”朱迪用胶带把孔雀羽毛做成的尾纸粘在厨房椅子的靠背上。 “从现在起，这将是王室的椅子。 就像一个宝座。只有我能坐在里面。” 她在椅背上挂了一块牌子。

QUEEN JUDY'S ROYAL CHAIR SIT AT YOUR OWN RISK (THAT MEANS YOU, STINK), OR: 1. Be banished to the Tower of Moody (aka the attic) 2. Polish the royal silver 3. Off with your head Judy sat upon her throne. "Mom, Dad, we need to talk." "Uh-oh," said Mom. "Uh-oh," said Dad. "What did we do now?" he teased. "Since I'm a royal now, I should have two birthdays. The queen's birthday is in April, like mine, but she has another birthday with a big fat party in the summer." "I think I see where this is going," said Dad. "We could celebrate my real birthday in April.

朱迪女王的皇家椅子，你自己承担风险（这意味着你，臭），或者：1。 被放逐到穆迪塔（又名阁楼） 擦亮皇家银器。 朱迪坐在她的宝座上，砍掉了你的头。 “妈妈，爸爸，我们需要谈谈。” “哦哦，”妈妈说。“哦哦，”爸爸说。 “我们又做了什么？”他揶揄道。 “既然我现在是皇室成员了，我应该有两个生日。 女王的生日和我的一样在四月，但是她在夏天还有一个盛大的生日派对。” “我想我知道是怎么回事了，”爸爸说。 “我们可以在四月庆祝我真正的生日。

Then, in summer, we could have a second giant party with a parade and fireworks and pony rides and a bouncy castle. Did I say fireworks? Maybe we even could shoot off a cannon. What do you say?" "Then I get two birthdays, too!" said Stink. "I think one birthday is plenty for an eight-year-old," said Mom. "Not even if we skip the cannon?" Judy asked. "Not even," said Dad. Judy slumped back in her throne. "Can we at least have the Drooping of the Colors?" "I think it's Trooping the Color," said Mom. "What's that?" asked Stink. "You fly a lot of flags," said Judy. She held up a British toothpick flag and waved it half-heartedly. "If I can't have two birthdays," said Judy, "how about I get a nanny? Someone like Mary Poppins to teach me stuff. She could come live with us and I'd call her 'Miss' and we'd sing all the time and have tea parties on the ceiling and fly around on her umbrella. Her brolly, I mean."

然后，在夏天，我们可以举办第二个大型派对，有游行、烟花、骑小马和充气城堡。 我说的是烟花吗？也许我们甚至可以发射一门大炮。 你说呢？”“那我也有两个生日！” “我想一个八岁的孩子过生日就够了，”妈妈说。 “即使我们跳过大炮也不行吗？”朱迪问。 “甚至没有，”爸爸说。朱迪瘫倒在她的宝座上。 “我们能不能至少来一场降旗仪式？”妈妈说：“我想是军队。” “那是什么？”臭臭问。 “你挂了很多旗，”朱迪说。 她举起一面英国牙签旗，半心半意地挥舞着。 “如果我不能过两个生日，”朱迪说，“那我请个保姆怎么样？” 像玛丽·波平斯那样的人教我东西。 她可以和我们住在一起，我会叫她“小姐”，我们会一直唱歌，在天花板上开茶话会，在她的伞上飞来飞去。 我是说她的雨伞。”

"Who knows," said Mom, "maybe a magic English nanny will get blown by the east wind right over to 117 Croaker Road." "Okay, okay," said Judy. "But can we at least have jam pennies? Those teeny-tiny sandwiches with the crusts cut off? That's what the queen eats at teatime." "What's so great about being related to a queen anyway?" asked Stink. "I mean, it's not like we get to live in a castle or swim in a moat or something." "Or something," said Judy. "But we had a royal cousin who was locked up in the Tower of London, Stink. No lie." Stink bolted up in his seat. "Wait! What?"

“谁知道呢，”妈妈说，“也许一个神奇的英国保姆会被东风吹到克罗克路117号。” “好吧，好吧，”朱迪说。“但我们至少能有果酱便士吗？” 那些切掉面包皮的小三明治？ 那是女王喝茶时吃的东西。” “跟女王有血缘关系有什么了不起的？”臭臭问。 “我的意思是，我们又不能住在城堡里，或者在护城河里游泳什么的。” “或者别的什么，”朱迪说。 “可是我们有个王室堂兄被关在伦敦塔里，臭臭。 没有说谎。”臭臭被锁在他的座位上。 “等等!什么?”