04 Izzy Azumi, F.D.O

IZZY Azumi, F.D.O Stink came and peered over Mrs. Soso's fence at the bag of poop that Judy had scooped. "Whoa. Where's the moose?" he asked. "Huh?" said Judy. "That's moose poop if I ever saw it," said Stink. "How do you know it's moose poop?" asked Judy. "It's too big to be dog poop. Looks more like cow plop. I'm reading The Big Head Book of Scat from the library. I'm kind of a scat expert, you know."

食品和药物管理局臭臭伊兹·阿祖弥走过来，隔着索索太太的栅栏偷看朱迪舀起的那袋便便。 “哇。驼鹿在哪儿？”他问。 “嗯？”朱迪说。“那是我见过的最像驼鹿便便的东西。”臭臭说。 “你怎么知道那是驼鹿的便便？”朱迪问。 “它太大了，不可能是狗屎。 看起来更像牛粪。我正在看图书馆里的《大头猫》。 你知道，我算是个粪便专家。”

It was true-not-false. Stink did know a lot about scat and poop and dung. "Moose poop, huh?" said Judy, with a gleam in her eye. Cha-ching! She should make even more money for scooping poop that size. "Scooping moose poop has to be worth way more than dog poop. Maybe even five big ones." "At least," said Stink. When Judy was done, she knocked on Mrs. Soso's front door to collect her money. As it turned out, it was only worth five little-not-big ones. Five dimes. A puny fifty cents. "How much did you get?" Stink asked. Judy held out her hand. "Fifty cents? That's all?" said Stink. "That's dog poop." "Exactly," said Judy. "Mrs. Soso says poop is poop."

这是真而非假。臭臭知道很多关于粪便和粪便的事。 “驼鹿便便，是吗？”朱迪说，眼里闪着光芒。 唰唰!她挖那么大的便便应该能赚更多的钱。 “铲驼鹿便便肯定比狗屎值钱得多。 甚至可能是五个大的。” “至少，”臭臭说。当朱迪完成后，她敲了敲索索太太的前门来收钱。 事实证明，它只值五个小而不大的硬币。 5角。微不足道的50美分。 “你赚了多少钱？”臭问道。 朱迪伸出她的手。“50美分? 就这些？”臭臭说。“那是狗屎。” “没错，”朱迪说。“夫人。 Soso说大便就是大便。”

"Bummer," said Stink, hopping down off the fence. "Gotta go. I'm late for a thumb-wrestling match with Webster." "See you later!" said Judy. Stink was halfway down the sidewalk when he turned around. "You know what you need? Polar bear scat. Now that's worth something." "Now you tell me," said Judy. Gold mine! If Stink was right, she could scoop poop from possums to potbellied pigs, elk to emus. The bigger the better. She'd make piles of money. Heaps of it. Mountains of money. Judy knocked on three more doors. Not one person wanted their possum poop scooped. And nobody even owned an emu. On the way home, Judy kept an eye out for polar bear scat. "I'm Linda Gormezano, Polar Bear Poop Tracker," she said aloud. Stink had

“流浪汉，”臭臭说着，从篱笆上跳了下来。 “要走了。我和韦伯斯特的拇指摔跤比赛要迟到了。” “再见！”朱迪说。 当他转身时，臭臭已经走到人行道的一半了。 “你知道你需要什么吗？”北极熊的粪便。 现在这是有价值的。” “现在你告诉我，”朱迪说。 金矿!如果臭臭是对的，她可以从负鼠到大肚猪，从麋鹿到鸸鹋的粪便中舀出粪便。 越大越好。她会赚很多钱。 一大堆。堆积如山的金钱。 朱迪又敲了三扇门。 没有一个人想让他们的负鼠便便被人挖走。 甚至没有人拥有一只鸸鹋。 在回家的路上，朱迪留意着有没有北极熊的粪便。 “我是琳达·戈梅萨诺，北极熊粪便追踪者，”她大声说。 臭了

read to Judy all about Linda Gormezano from his Big Head Book of Scat. "For five dollars, I'll track down your polar bear poop and scoop it!" All of a sudden, Judy saw a pair of striped kneesocks sticking out from a pair of polka-dot rubber boots. They belonged to a girl with freckles who was holding a leash and who seemed to be walking an invisible dog.

给朱迪读他的大头猫书里关于琳达·戈梅萨诺的故事。 “只要五美元，我就能找到你的北极熊粪便，把它挖出来！”突然，朱迪看到一双带圆点花纹的橡胶靴里露出了一双带条纹的护膝。 它们属于一个长着雀斑的女孩，她牵着一条皮带，好像在遛一条看不见的狗。

"Hi, Linda," said a voice. "I'm Izzy. Izzy Azumi, F.D.O." "Oh, no, I was just pretending," said Judy. "I'm not Linda. I'm Judy. Judy Moody, P.B.P.T." "P.B.P.T.? Oh, Polar Bear... Poop Tracker?" Izzy asked. "Yep," said Judy. "And F.D.O.? Fire Drill Organizer? Fluffy Dog Oilpainter? Fried Donut Operator?" Izzy shook her head no, no, and no. She cracked up, showing two missing teeth. "Freaky-Deaky Octopus?" asked Judy. "I give up. I'm all out of stuff with the letter O." "Future Dog Owner!" said Izzy, breaking into more giggles. "Is that why you're walking an invisible dog?" Judy asked.

“嗨，琳达，”一个声音说。 “我依奇。Izzy Azumi， F.D.O.” “哦，不，我只是假装的，”朱迪说。 “我不是琳达。我是朱迪。朱迪·穆迪，P.B.P.T.” “P.B.P.T. ?哦，北极熊…… 粪便跟踪?”依奇问道。 “是的，”朱迪说。“F.D.O.呢? 消防演习组织者？毛茸茸的狗油画家？ 油炸甜甜圈运营商？”伊奇摇了摇头，不，不，不。 她大笑起来，露出两颗牙齿。 “古怪的章鱼？”朱迪问。 “我放弃了。我没有带字母o的东西了。” “未来的狗主人！”伊兹说，又咯咯地笑了起来。 “这就是你遛隐形狗的原因吗？”朱迪问。