05 Weird, Weirder, Weirdest

Weird, Weirder, Weirdest That night, Judy tried to finger knit before she went to sleep. But her yarn was one big spaghetti monster with no beginning and no end. It had more arms than an octopus, more legs than a clutter of spiders, more knots than a kindergarten shoelace. She turned off the light and wriggled under the covers on her top bunk. Out of habit, she felt for the warm spot where Mouse usually slept. Empty. Then she remembered she'd made Mouse sleep in Stink's room tonight. At last she fell asleep. She dreamed of spaghetti. She dreamed of spiderwebs. She dreamed of a

那天晚上，朱迪在睡觉前试着用手指编织。 但她的故事是一个巨大的意大利面怪物，没有开始也没有结束。 它的胳膊比章鱼还多，腿比一堆蜘蛛还多，结比幼儿园的鞋带还多。 她关了灯，钻到上铺的被窝里。 出于习惯，她摸到了老鼠平时睡觉的暖和的地方。 空的。然后她想起了她今晚让老鼠睡在臭臭的房间里。 最后她睡着了。她梦见了意大利面。 她梦见了蜘蛛网。 她梦见了一个

Spaghetti Yeti caught in a spiderweb. When she woke up the next morning, her hair was a Super Snarl just like the yarn on the floor. Judy spit on her hand and tried to tame her wild hair. She stared at the Yarn Yeti on the floor. She picked at a scab on her knee. She thought about her knotty problem. How was she going to finger knit with this mess? Eureka! She, Judy Moody, had a brainstorm. All it was going to take was every friend she had. Judy turned her mood pillow to the smiley side. She hopped out of bed and pulled on a pink-ish hoodie. She slipped on her purple-allthe-time mood ring. Judy was in-the-pink and ready for GMD #2. Good Mood Day Number

意大利面雪人被蜘蛛网缠住。 当她第二天早上醒来时，她的头发就像地板上的纱线一样，是一个超级咆哮。 朱迪往手上吐了口唾沫，试图抚平自己乱蓬蓬的头发。 她盯着地板上的纱线雪人。 她抠了抠膝盖上的痂。 她思考着这个棘手的问题。 她怎么能用手指织出这么乱的东西呢？ 尤里卡!她，朱迪·穆迪，有了一个头脑风暴。 只需要她所有的朋友。 朱迪把她的情绪枕头转到微笑的一面。 她跳下床，穿上一件粉红色的连帽衫。 她戴上了紫色的情绪戒指。 朱迪精神饱满，准备参加GMD #2。 好心情日

Two. At the bus stop, Rocky took one look at Judy and asked, "What's with you?" "Nothing." "Something's different," said Rocky, studying her. "Ponytails," Stink told Rocky. "My hair is brushed. I'm wearing pink." Judy fluttered her fingers. "And I used smiley-face stickers for nail polish." "And... you're not wearing any Band-Aids. And you haven't said ROAR for like one whole day."

两个。在公共汽车站，洛奇看了朱迪一眼，问道：“你怎么了？”“没什么。” “有点不一样。”洛奇打量着她说。 “马尾辫，”臭臭告诉洛奇。 “我的头发梳好了。我穿着粉红色的衣服。” 朱迪挥动着手指。 “我还用笑脸贴纸做指甲油。” “和…你没有贴任何创可贴。 你已经整整一天没说‘吼’了。”

One day? It felt more like two years. "So?"

有一天?感觉更像是两年。 “所以?”

"So, it's weird." "Yeah, weird," said Stink. "Invasion-of-theBody-Snatchers weird." "I mean, it's not even Backwards Day anymore," Rocky pointed out, "but you're still backward or something." "Or something," said Judy. "And she smells like cupcakes," Stink added. Rocky took a whiff. "Vanilla or chocolate?" asked Rocky. "Red velvet," said Judy. All day, Judy's friends thought she was acting strange. When it was time to line up for a band concert, Judy let Jessica Finch go first. When Mr. Todd did not call on her in Math Lightning

“所以这很奇怪。”“是啊，真奇怪。”臭臭说。 “Invasion-of-theBody-Snatchers奇怪。” “我的意思是，今天甚至都不是‘倒退日’了，”洛奇指出，“但你还是落后了。” “或者别的什么，”朱迪说。 “她闻起来像纸杯蛋糕，”臭臭补充道。 洛奇吸了一口。“香草的还是巧克力的？”洛奇问。 “红丝绒，”朱迪说。一整天，朱迪的朋友们都觉得她怪怪的。 轮到排队看乐队演唱会的时候，朱迪让杰西卡·芬奇先走。 托德先生在数学闪电课上没叫她

Round, she did not even make a face. And when they did not serve mini ice-cream sandwiches for Wednesday lunch, Judy just said, "Fruit, please." At recess, a fourth-grader called her a name. "She's going to roar," said Rocky. "She's going to roar," said Frank and Amy. Judy drummed her fingers on her leg. She scratched an itch behind her ear. But Judy did not roar. She said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones and all that." Then she walked away. "Watch this," Rocky told Frank. Amy and Jessica watched, too. "Hey, Judy," called Rocky. "Let's play Four Square." "Can't," said Judy. "I don't want to get chalk all over me." "How about Helicopter?" asked Frank.

圆的，她甚至没有做鬼脸。 当他们星期三的午餐没有提供迷你冰淇淋三明治时，朱迪只是说：“请给我水果。” 课间休息时，一个四年级的学生叫了她一个名字。 “她要吼了，”洛奇说。 “她要吼叫了，”弗兰克和艾米说。 朱迪用手指敲打腿。 她在耳后搔痒。 但是朱迪没有咆哮。她说：“棍棒和石头可能会打断我的骨头。” 然后她走开了。“看这个，”洛奇告诉弗兰克。 艾米和杰西卡也在看。 “嘿，朱迪，”洛奇叫道。 “我们来玩四方棋吧。”“不行，”朱迪说。 “我可不想把粉笔弄得到处都是。” “直升机怎么样？”弗兰克问。