02 Backwards Day

Backwards Day The next morning, Stink poked his head into Judy's room. He had his baseball cap and his pants on backward. He was singing "Boat, boat, boat your row." And he was wearing a T-shirt that said KNITS. "Knits Moody. I like it," said Judy. She held up her finger-knitting chain. "Hey! I could teach you to finger knit, Knits Moody." "KNITS is STINK spelled backward," said Stink. "Luck-y!" said Judy. "I wish my backward name was Knits." She was searching for a hairbrush. That was clue number one about her Backwards Day idea.

第二天早上，臭臭把头伸进朱迪的房间。 他戴着棒球帽，反着穿裤子。 他在唱“船，船，划你的船。” 他穿着一件t恤，上面写着KNITS。 “织喜怒无常。我喜欢它，”朱迪说。 她举起她的手编链。 “嘿!我可以教你用手指织毛线，穆迪。” “KNITS是‘臭’的倒写，”‘臭’说。 “真幸运！”朱迪说。“我希望我的姓是克尼斯。” 她在找一把梳子。 这是关于她的倒日计划的第一条线索。

"Hey, Judy. What has four legs and goes oom oom?" "A hungry zebra?" Judy guessed. "N-O! A cow on Backwards Day!" Judy cracked up. "That's funny, Knits." "Really? You mean it? Thanks! You never like my jokes." Pretending to like Stink's joke was clue number two. Stink ran to his room and came back with his yardstick of bubble gum. "Here. You can have this. There's two and three-quarters inches of gum left." "Really?" "For letting me use your markers. And for laughing at my joke." Stink ran downstairs.

“嘿,朱迪。什么东西有四条腿，还会咕咕叫？”“一只饥饿的斑马？”朱迪猜。 “N-O !倒退日的奶牛！”朱迪大笑起来。 “真有趣，尼茨。”“真的吗? 你是认真的？谢谢!你从来不喜欢我的笑话。” 假装喜欢臭臭的笑话是第二条线索。 臭臭跑回他的房间，拿着他的泡泡糖回来了。 “在这里。这个给你吧。还剩下两又四分之三英寸的口香糖。” “真的吗?”“谢谢你让我用你的马克笔。 谢谢你听了我的笑话笑了。” 臭臭跑下楼。

Clue number three: Judy peeled off her I AM GIRL, HEAR ME ROAR T-shirt and stuck it in her bottom drawer, then took her time choosing what to wear. When she was dressed, she checked herself out in the mirror. Once. Twice. Three times. Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the best backward of all? Then Judy ran downstairs to grab her lunch. Mom's jaw dropped when she saw Judy. "Star spangled bananas!" "Great Caesar's ghost!" said Dad. "What's with your hair?" asked Stink. "Are you Cleopatra or something?" "Nope. Don't you get it?" Judy twirled around so her family could get the full effect. Her hair was not a bird's-nest mess. It was brushed— not one single bit Sasquatch. It was

线索三：朱迪脱下她的“I AM GIRL, HEAR ME ROAR”t恤，把它塞在最下面的抽屉里，然后花时间选择穿什么。 她穿好衣服后，对着镜子打量自己。 一次。两次。三次。镜子，镜子，挂在墙上。 谁是最落后的？ 然后朱迪跑下楼去拿她的午餐。 妈妈看到朱迪时惊讶得下巴都掉下来了。 “星光香蕉！”“伟大的凯撒的鬼魂！”爸爸说。 “你的头发怎么了？”臭臭问。 “你是克利奥帕特拉还是什么？”“不。 你还不明白吗？”朱迪转了一圈，这样她的家人就能看到完整的效果。 她的头发不是乱七八糟的。 它被刷过了，一点都不像大脚野人。 这是

held back with real-and-actual bobby pins that would have made Nancy Drew, Girl Detective, proud. Judy's clothes matched. Not a tiger stripe in sight. Not even a shark. Even her socks and shoes matched. And she wore only one watch. "Let me guess," cried Stink. "You're Jessica Finch. Wait. I don't get it. How is that backward?"

用真正的发夹夹住，让女侦探南希·德鲁感到骄傲。 朱迪的衣服很相配。没有虎纹。 甚至连鲨鱼都没有。甚至她的袜子和鞋子都很相配。 而且她只戴了一块表。 “让我猜猜，”臭臭叫道。 “你是杰西卡·芬奇。等待。 我不明白。这怎么就落后了？”

"I'm the opposite of me, Stink." "You look great, honey," said Mom. "Thank you for brushing your hair." "I hardly know my own daughter," said Dad. "You're backward every day, so on Backwards Day, you're normal?" Stink asked. "Something like that," said Judy. She held out her mood-ring hand. "Check it out. I painted it with purple nail polish. My mood ring will remind me to be in a good mood all day." "Judy Goody-Goody," said Stink. "Good for you," said Mom. "You kids don't want to be late for the sub," said Dad. "Huh?" said Stink. "Very funny, Dad. Sub is backward for bus,

“我和我正好相反，臭臭。” “你看起来很棒，宝贝，”妈妈说。 “谢谢你帮我梳头发。” “我几乎不了解我自己的女儿，”爸爸说。 “你每天都倒退，所以在倒退日，你是正常的吗？”臭问道。 “差不多吧，”朱迪说。 她伸出她那控制情绪的手。 “看看吧。我涂了紫色指甲油。 我的心情戒指会提醒我一整天都保持好心情。” “朱迪，乖乖，乖乖，”臭臭说。 “干得好，”妈妈说。“你们这些孩子可不想上课迟到，”爸爸说。 “嗯？”臭臭说。“很有趣，爸爸。 公交车倒在了潜水艇后面。