11 Judy Un-Moody

Judy Un-Moody It bumped down the stairs. It thumped across the living room. And with a whoosh, a push, and a smoosh, the big bright ball of yarn rolled out the front door. The Purple People Eater was going to school! At last, it was Good Mood Day #7 and she, Judy Moody, could not wait to get to school. She was in a mood. A good mood. She even forgot to put her hair in ponytails or match her clothes or put on lip gloss or finish her homework. Judy and Stink rolled the giant ball of finger knitting down the sidewalk, over tree-root bumps, past Super-Mailman Jack Frost, and

它撞下楼梯了。 它咚咚地穿过客厅。 随着“嗖”的一声、“推”的一声、“滑”的一声，这团明亮的大纱线滚出了前门。 吃紫色人的人要去上学了！最后，这是好心情的第7天，她，朱迪·穆迪，迫不及待地要去学校。 她心情不好。好心情。 她甚至忘了扎马尾辫，忘了搭配衣服，忘了涂唇彩，也忘了完成作业。 朱迪和臭臭把手指编织的巨大球滚下人行道，越过树根隆起的地方，经过超级邮差杰克·弗罗斯特，然后

around the corner till... the big ball of yarn got away from them. "Aagh! Runaway Purple People Eater!" yelled Judy. They ran after it.

在拐角处，直到……那一大团纱线从他们身边跑开了。 “Aagh !逃跑的吃紫色人的！”朱迪喊道。 他们追着它跑。

"Stop! Stop that ball." Just then, it hit a stop sign. "Phew! That was a close one," said Judy. The bus doors opened. Oomph! Judy lugged the giant ball up the steps of the bus. Kids oohed and ahhed, but Judy's friends were not on the bus. "Who's your friend?" asked the bus driver. "The Purple People Eater," said Judy. "It's for Mr. Todd's class. I'm going to surprise my teacher." "I bet he'll be surprised, all right," said the driver. When Judy got to school, she gave the Purple People Eater an extra-big push through the

“停!让球停下来。”就在那时，它撞上了一个停车标志。 “唷!真是好险啊，”朱迪说。 车门打开了。魅力!朱迪把大球拖上公共汽车的台阶。 孩子们啧啧叫好，但是朱迪的朋友们不在车上。 “你的朋友是谁？”司机问。 “紫色食人魔，”朱迪说。 “这是托德先生的课。 我要给老师一个惊喜。” “好吧，我打赌他会大吃一惊的，”司机说。 当朱迪到了学校，她给了紫色食人魔一个特别大的推力

front doors. Wheee! It rolled across the front lobby. A kindergartener jumped out of the way. It started down the hall. The big ball was stopped by a... foot. Not a Bigfoot foot. A grown-up foot in a low-heeled sensible shoe. The principal! "What on earth!" said Ms. Tuxedo. She looked up and saw Judy. "Judy Moody. I might have known," she teased. "What is it this time? A planet? An art project? A new game for Phys Ed?" "I'm going to surprise Mr. Todd," said Judy. "It's for math class!" She told the principal all about finger knitting and her moods and their Measure Up! unit in math. "I don't think this is going to fit in your locker or your desk, do you?"

前门。Wheee !它滚过前厅。 一个幼儿园的孩子跳开了。 它从大厅那头开始。大球被一个…… 脚。不是大脚怪的脚。一只穿着低跟便鞋的成年人的脚。 校长!“这到底是怎么回事！” 燕尾服。她抬起头，看见了朱迪。 “朱迪·穆迪。我可能早就知道了，”她揶揄道。 “这次又是怎么回事？”一颗行星? 一个艺术项目？《体育课》的新游戏？”“我要给托德先生一个惊喜，”朱迪说。 “这是数学课用的！”她告诉校长所有关于手指编织和她的心情和他们的测量！数学单元。 “我觉得这东西放不下你的储物柜或桌子，你觉得呢？”

"No way," said Judy. "Tell you what. Let's roll it into my office, and we'll hide it there until you're ready. What time is math class?" "One forty-five," said Judy. "One forty-five it is! It'll be our secret." "Rare!" said Judy. "Thanks." Judy practically skipped down the hall to class, humming the Purple People Eater song. She spotted her friends in a huddle outside Rocky's locker. She rushed up to them. "Guys! Guys! Why weren't you on the bus today?" Frank's eyes got big. Amy took a step back. Jessica pointed to the sign they were making for Rocky's locker. "Alien-Free Zone," said Rocky. She held two fingers in the air for a joke. "I come in peace!"

“不可能，”朱迪说。“告诉你吧。 把它搬进我的办公室，藏在那里直到你准备好。 数学课几点上？”“1点45分，”朱迪说。 “是一点四十五分！”这将是我们的秘密。” “难得！”朱迪说。“谢谢。” 朱迪几乎是蹦蹦跳跳地穿过大厅去上课，嘴里哼着《吃紫人》的歌。 她看到她的朋友们在洛奇的储物柜外挤成一团。 她向他们冲过去。“男人!伙计们!你今天怎么没上车？”弗兰克瞪大了眼睛。 艾米往后退了一步。杰西卡指着他们正在为洛奇的储物柜做的牌子。 “无外星人区。”洛奇说。 她把两根手指举在空中开玩笑。 “我为和平而来！”

Her friends just stared at her. "You guys, I am NOT an alien, okay? Yes, I might like green and yes, I've been known to eat a MARS bar and watch E.T., but I'm still me. Honest! Cross my heart and hope to spy." Judy turned and headed to class. Pencils and erasers and rulers went flying out of her backpack. But she did not care. She did not stop to pick them up. All morning, Judy tried not to let a bad mood ruin GMD #7. If only it were time for math class. She watched the clock. Had it gone backward? Nine more minutes of subject-verb agreement and counting. Finally, the loudspeaker crackled. "Judy Moody to the principal's office. Judy Moody? Please come to the front office."

她的朋友们只是盯着她看。 “伙计们，我不是外星人，好吗？” 是的，我可能喜欢绿色食品，是的，大家都知道我吃玛氏巧克力棒，看《e.t.外星人》，但我还是我。 诚实的!我对天发誓，希望能侦察到。” 朱迪转身向教室走去。 铅笔、橡皮和尺子从她的背包里飞了出来。 但她并不在乎。她没有停下来把它们捡起来。 整个上午，朱迪都在努力不让坏心情毁了GMD #7。 要是现在是上数学课的时间就好了。 她看了看钟。它倒退了吗？ 还有九分钟的主谓一致和计数。 最后，扩音器噼啪作响。 朱迪·穆迪来到校长办公室。 朱迪·穆迪吗?请到前台来。”