01 In a Mood

MEGAN McDONALDJUDY JUDY MOODY Mood Martian

朱迪·穆迪：《情绪火星人》

In a Mood She, Judy Moody, was in a mood. A sourball mood. A mad-face mood. All because school pictures had come home that day. If Stink came into her room, he would ask to see her school picture. And if he asked to see her school picture, he would see that she had been wearing her I AM GIRL, HEAR ME ROAR T-shirt. (The same one she wore today.) And if he saw her wearing her ROAR T-shirt in her school picture, he would also see that she looked like Sasquatch. With bird's-nest hair in her face and in her eyes. Mom and Dad were going to freak. "Just once

心情她，朱迪·穆迪，心情很好。 心情不好。一种疯狂的情绪。 这一切都是因为那天学校的照片寄回来了。 如果臭臭走进她的房间，他会要求看她在学校的照片。 如果他要求看她的学校照片，他会看到她穿着“I AM GIRL, HEAR ME ROAR”t恤。 （和她今天穿的一样。）如果他看到她在学校的照片里穿着她的ROAR t恤，他也会看到她看起来像大脚野人。 脸上和眼睛里都是燕窝的毛发。 妈妈和爸爸会吓坏的。 “只有一次

we'd like to have a nice school picture of our girl," Dad had said just this morning. "Maybe this will be the year," Mom had said. But third grade was no different. Judy spread out her school pictures on the floor. She looked like: If only Mom and Dad would forget about school pictures this year. Fat chance. Maybe

我们想给我们的女儿拍一张漂亮的学校照，”爸爸今天早上刚刚说过。 “也许就是今年，”妈妈说。 但三年级也不例外。 朱迪把她学校的照片摊在地板上。 她看起来是这样的：要是爸爸妈妈今年忘了学校的照片就好了。 脂肪的机会。也许

Judy could pretend the dog ate them! Too bad the Moodys didn't have a dog. Only Mouse the cat. She could say that an evil school-picture bandit erased them from the master computer. Hardly. To make things worse, Rocky had grabbed her Sasquatch picture in class and wouldn't give it back. Then he passed it to Frank, which made Judy yelp and jump up out of her seat instead of doing her math. That's when Mr. Todd said the A word. Antarctica. The desk in the back of the room where Judy had to go to chill out. For the third time that day! Never in the History of Judy had she been to Antarctica that many times in a row. A donut-size sicky spot sat in her stomach just

朱迪可以假装狗吃了它们！真可惜穆迪家没养狗。 只有老鼠是猫。她可以说是一个邪恶的校园图片盗版者从主计算机中删除了它们。 几乎没有。更糟糕的是，洛奇在课堂上抢走了她的大脚野人照片，不肯还给她。 然后他把它递给弗兰克，这让朱迪尖叫着从座位上跳起来，而不是做她的数学。 就在这时托德先生说了“ A ”字。 南极洲。房间后面的桌子，朱迪必须去那里放松一下。 这是那天第三次了！在朱迪的历史上，她从来没有连续这么多次去过南极洲。 她肚子上有个甜甜圈那么大的恶心点

remembering it. That's why she, Judy Moody, was in a mood. A finger-knitting, don't-think-about-schoolpictures, need-to-be-alone mood. As in by herself. As in no stinky little brother to bug and bother her like a pesky mosquito. Bzzz! Stink was always in her ear. Judy's Number One Favorite Place to curl up with Mouse was on her top bunk, but Stink would for-sure find her there. She crawled over gobs of flip-flops and blobs of dirty clothes to her second favorite spot to be alone— the way- back of her closet. She popped a wad of Stink's yard-long bubble gum in her mouth. "Don't look at me like that, Mouse. What Stink doesn't know won't hurt him." She picked up a skein of gray-brown yarn and looped it

记住它。这就是她朱迪·穆迪心情不好的原因。 手指编织，不去想学校的照片，需要独处的心情。 就她一个人。没有像蚊子一样的臭弟弟来骚扰她。 Bzzz !她的耳朵里总是有臭味。 朱迪最喜欢和老鼠蜷缩在一起的地方是她的上铺，但臭味肯定会在那里找到她。 她爬过一堆堆人字拖和一片片脏衣服，来到她第二喜欢独处的地方——壁橱后面。 她往嘴里塞了一团臭臭的一码长的泡泡糖。 “别那样看着我，老鼠。 臭臭不知道的事就不会伤害他。” 她拿起一束灰褐色的纱线，把它打了个圈

around her thumb. Mouse batted the finger- knitting chain with her paw. Over. Under. Over. Under. Back. Loop-deloop-de-loop. Judy tugged on the long chain of apple-green yarn that dangled from her left hand. Her fingers flew. She, Judy Moody, was the fastest finger knitter in Frog Neck Lake, Virginia. The fastest finger knitter in the east. Probably the fastest in the whole wide world!

在她的拇指上。老鼠用爪子拍打着织手指的链条。 结束了。下。结束了。下。回来。 Loop-deloop-de-loop。朱迪拉了拉左手上垂下来的苹果绿的长线链。 她的手指飞了起来。她，朱迪穆迪，是弗吉尼亚州青蛙颈湖最快的手指编织者。 东方最快的手指编织者。 可能是全世界最快的！