06 The District of Cool

The District of Cool Road trip! The Moodys were on their way to Washington, D.C. Double Cool! In the car, Judy could hardly sit still. In almost exactly one hour and twenty-seven minutes, she would be in the District of (not) Cooties! Except it took more like four hours because of Stink. 1.)He had to stop to go to the bathroom. 2.)He had to stop to buy some Yubba Dubba bubble gum. 3.)He saw a giant statue of a giant's head coming up out of the ground and— POP!— got bubble gum all over his face

酷酷的自驾游区！穆迪一家正在前往华盛顿特区的路上 双酷!在车里，朱迪几乎坐不住了。 再过差不多整整一小时二十七分钟，她就到了（不是）虱子区了！不过因为臭臭花了四个多小时。 1)。他不得不停下来上厕所。 2)。他不得不停下来买一些Yubba Dubba泡泡糖。 3)。他看见一个巨大的巨人头雕像从地下冒了出来——砰！-他满脸都是泡泡糖

and hair. 4.)He had to stop to get de-gummed. When at last, finally, the end, they got there, Judy had to wake him up. "Stink! We're here! The District of Coolsville!" Dad parked and they walked along the Mall that was not a mall at all. It was more like a park with a long reflecting pool and tons of

和头发。4)。他不得不停下来去脱胶。 当他们终于到达终点时，朱迪不得不叫醒他。 “臭!我们在这里!酷斯维尔区！”爸爸把车停好，他们沿着林荫道走，那根本就不是一个林荫道。 它更像是一个公园，有一个长长的倒影池和大量的

famous, cool stuff you see on money. Judy saw the fancy White House where the Big Boss of the Whole Entire Country lived. Aka the Prez. Plus the First Lady and First Kids and First Dog. Da-da-da Dome! Judy saw a big important building with a dome where some Big Important People decided Big Important Stuff like laws or something. Judy saw a tall, skinny pyramid thingie called the Washington Monument. Mom said it was almost as tall as the Eiffel Tower!

你能在钞票上看到的有名又酷的东西。 朱迪看到了“全国大老板”住的豪华白宫。 也就是总统。还有第一夫人，第一孩子和第一狗。 反而,圆顶!朱迪看到了一座有圆顶的重要建筑，一些重要人物在那里决定一些重要的事情，比如法律之类的。 朱迪看到了一个又高又瘦的金字塔似的东西，叫做华盛顿纪念碑。 妈妈说它几乎和埃菲尔铁塔一样高！

Her eyes bugged out when she saw the real, actual statue of Abe Lincoln, called the Lincoln Memorial, just like on the back of a not-lucky penny. RARE! "I bet James Madison, best-president-ever, stood right here," said Stink. "James Madison could have spit on this sidewalk. James Madison could have eaten a hot dog on this bench." "Hot dogs weren't even invented yet," said Judy. "How do you know?" said Stink. "I know you have James Madison on the brain," said Judy. Dad checked his watch. "Who wants to go to the museum?" "Is it the boring kind? Or the way-notboring kind?" said Judy. "Way-not-boring," said Mom, pointing to a

当她看到真正的亚伯拉罕·林肯雕像时，她的眼睛瞪大了，这个雕像被称为林肯纪念堂，就像一个不吉利的硬币的背面一样。 罕见的!“我敢打赌，詹姆斯·麦迪逊，有史以来最好的总统，就站在这里，”臭臭说。 詹姆斯·麦迪逊可以在这条人行道上吐口水。 詹姆斯·麦迪逊都能在这条长凳上吃热狗了。” “那时还没有发明热狗，”朱迪说。 “你怎么知道的？” “我知道你脑子里想的是詹姆斯·麦迪逊，”朱迪说。 爸爸看了看表。“谁想去博物馆？”“是无聊的那种吗？” 还是不无聊的那种？”朱迪说。 “不无聊，”妈妈指着一根

bunch of museums that were part of the Smithsonian. "Whoa! Check it out," Stink said, running down the sidewalk. "A castle!" "Let's start there," said Dad. "It's the info center." "What do they have at this way-not-boring museum?" Judy asked. "The Hope Diamond," said Mom. "Lincoln's stovepipe hat," said Dad. "Shrunken heads and dino poop!" said Stink. "They do not," said Judy. "Yah-huh. No lie," said Stink. "I saw it when I came here before with my class. Plus they have three thousand sea slugs, fifty thousand flies, and one hundred and fifteen thousand bird eggs."

是史密森尼博物馆的一部分 “哇!臭臭边说边沿着人行道跑。 “一座城堡!”“我们从那里开始吧，”爸爸说。 “这是信息中心。”“这个不无聊的博物馆里有什么？”朱迪问。 “希望之钻，”妈妈说。 “林肯的烟囱帽，”爸爸说。 “干瘪的头和恐龙的便便！”臭臭说。 “他们没有，”朱迪说。“Yah-huh。 没有说谎。”臭臭说。“我以前带着同学来这里的时候就看到了。 此外，他们还有三千只海蛞蝓、五万只苍蝇和十一万五千枚鸟蛋。”