04 Aunt Awful

Aunt Awful A couple days later, Judy was on her top bunk reading Nancy Drew mystery #44 when she heard a Honk! Honk! from outside in the driveway. Dad called up the stairs. "Stink! Judy! Aunt Opal's here!" Judy scrambled down from her top bunk and ran to the window. Just like Nancy Drew, she cracked the curtain to spy on this Aunt Opal person. All she could see was a pair of short blue boots sticking out from under a giant suitcase. She dropped the curtain and ran to her

几天后，朱迪正在她的上铺上读《神探南茜》之谜#44，突然她听到了一声“喇叭”！嘎!从外面的车道上。 爸爸朝楼上喊道。“臭!朱迪!奥珀尔姨妈来了！”朱迪从上铺爬下来，跑到窗前。 就像南希·德鲁一样，她拉开窗帘来监视这个猫眼石阿姨。 她所能看到的只是一双蓝色的短靴从一个巨大的手提箱下面伸出来。 她放下窗帘，向她跑去

computer. Dear Amy, Summer just got WAY worse. Aunt Awful has landed! Please come home ASAP. Or else send me a ticket to Borneo! Judy paced around her room, talking to Mouse. "I bet she has warts, Mouse. And evil oogley eyes. And makes us eat fish guts for breakfast!" Mouse licked his lips. Bam! Bam! Bam! Stink stuck his head in Judy's room. "Mom wants us downstairs. Now. To meet Aunt Opal." Judy pointed to the sign on the door. "Can't anybody read around here?" Stink read aloud: "'Do not disturb. Judy Moody is spending the summer in her room.'

电脑。亲爱的艾米，夏天变得更糟了。 可怕的姨妈来了！请尽快回家。 不然就给我一张去婆罗洲的机票！朱迪在她的房间里踱来踱去，和老鼠说话。 “我敢打赌她身上有疣，老鼠。 还有邪恶的oogley眼睛。让我们吃鱼内脏当早餐！”老鼠舔了舔他的嘴唇。 砰!砰!砰!臭臭把头伸进朱迪的房间。 “妈妈要我们下楼。现在。 去见奥珀尔姨妈。”朱迪指着门上的牌子。 “这儿就没有人读书吗？”臭臭大声念道：“‘请勿打扰。 朱迪·穆迪在她的房间里过夏天。”

Really? The whole summer? What about food?" Judy pointed to her window. "I have a basket. And a long rope. You can put food inside and I'll pull it up." "What about TV?" Judy held up a contraption made out of tin cans, toilet-paper rolls, duct tape, and mirrors. "What do you think this periscope is for?" "Cool! What about going to the bathroom?" Just then, a plume of black smoke wafted up the stairs. Judy heard a shriek, then a loud clatter and Mom's voice. "Oh, no! Dinner's on... FIRE!" BEEEEEEP! The smoke alarm blared through the house. Stink raced out of the room. Judy grabbed her dolphin water pistol and ran for the stairs.

真的吗?整个夏天？那食物呢？”朱迪指着她的窗户。 “我有一个篮子。还有一根长绳。 你可以把食物放进去，我会把它拉上来。” “电视怎么样？”朱迪举起一个由锡罐、卫生纸卷、管道胶带和镜子制成的装置。 “你觉得这个潜望镜是干什么用的？”“酷!去上厕所怎么样？”就在这时，一股黑烟飘上了楼梯。 朱迪听到一声尖叫，然后是一声巨响和妈妈的声音。 “哦,不!晚餐的……火!”BEEEEEEP !烟雾警报器轰鸣着穿过房子。 臭味冲出了房间。 朱迪抓起她的海豚式水枪跑向楼梯。

"Fire! Where's the fire? Help is on the way! Let me!" Judy clattered down the stairs, her water pistol in one hand and a squirt toy in the other. Blazing into the smoky kitchen, she blasted water right, left, and center, hitting chairs, tables, Stink, Mouse, Jaws, and the smoky casserole that Mom was putting on the counter. "Stop, Judy. It's okay— STOP!" Mom said. One final blast of the squirt gun hit Aunt Opal, right between the eyes. "Oops." Aunt Opal shook her long red hair and laughed. "Judy!" Judy was instantly squished into a big bear hug. "You've been here five minutes, Opal, and already the house is on fire!" said Dad, opening

“火!火在哪里？救援马上就到！让我来!”朱迪噔噔地走下楼梯，一手拿着水枪，一手拿着喷水玩具。 她冲进烟雾缭绕的厨房，从左到右到处喷水，砸在椅子、桌子、臭气、老鼠、大白鲨和妈妈放在柜台上的烟熏砂锅上。 “停,朱迪。没事的——住手！”母亲说。 水枪的最后一击击中了奥珀尔姨妈，正中眉心。 “哦。”奥珀尔姨妈摇了摇她的红色长发，笑了起来。 “朱迪!”朱迪立刻被紧紧地搂在怀里。 “你才来了五分钟，奥珀尔，房子就已经着火了！”爸爸开口说

a window. Mom flapped a dishcloth over the black casserole. "Let me look at you," Aunt Opal said to Judy. "How old are you now? Twelve?" "Nine. And some quarters." Judy eyed her aunt up and down, from her hippie shirt to her bright blue boots to her arms jangling with bangles and bracelets. "Wow. You've got more bracelets than Chloe, my math tutor, and she's in COLLEGE!" Opal twisted a braided bracelet off her wrist and handed it to Judy. "Here you go. This one's made from yak hair." "RARE!" said Judy. "I bought it from a monkey in Nepal for five hundred rupees. I think I got ripped off!" Opal rummaged through a large bag. "Here's your

一个窗口。妈妈用抹布拍打着黑色的砂锅。 “让我看看你，”奥珀尔姨妈对朱迪说。 “你现在多大了？”十二个?”“九。 还有一些硬币。”朱迪上下打量着姨妈，从她的嬉皮衬衫到亮蓝色的靴子，再到她那戴着手镯和手镯的手臂。 “哇。你的手镯比我的数学老师克洛伊还多，而她还在上大学！”奥珀尔从手腕上扭下一个编织的手镯，递给朱迪。 “给你。这个是用牦牛毛做的。” “罕见！”朱迪说。“我花了500卢比从尼泊尔的一只猴子那里买的。 我觉得我被宰了！”欧泊在一个大袋子里翻找。 “这是你的

REAL present." She handed a small box to Judy and a book to Stink. "For me? Awesome!" said Stink. Judy flipped open the box. Inside was the mother of all mood rings—a silver snake that curled around a glowing mood crystal. "A mood ring! How did you know?" Opal winked. Judy slipped the ring on her finger. It turned bright blue. "Blue is for Happy, Glad," said Judy. Stink opened his book. "So You Want to Catch Bigfoot? Man, oh man, oh man, oh MANNN!" "I think you're a hit, Ope," said Dad, putting an arm around her shoulder. "I hate to interrupt, but what are we going to do for dinner?" Mom asked. Judy and Stink didn't miss a beat. "Pizza!

真正的礼物。”她递给朱迪一个小盒子，递给臭臭一本书。 “给我的?太棒了！”臭臭说。 朱迪打开盒子。 里面是所有情绪戒指之母——一条绕着发光的情绪水晶的银蛇。 “心情戒指！”你怎么知道的？”蛋白石眨了眨眼。 朱迪把戒指戴在手指上。 它变成了亮蓝色。“蓝色代表快乐，快乐，”朱迪说。 臭臭打开了他的书。“你想抓大脚怪吗？” 天哪，天哪，天哪，天哪！”“我觉得你很受欢迎，欧普，”爸爸说着，一只胳膊搂着她的肩膀。 “我不想打断你，但我们晚餐吃什么呢？”母亲问。 朱迪和臭臭一点都没错过。 “披萨!